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Question: Offensive to some!.!.!.!?
A new gynecologist - just out of school opens up his own practice!. The first client to come see him is a beautiful blonde lady who wants to get her yearly scan!. He is attracted to her immediately and begins to stumble over his words as he tells her to disrobe and put her feet in the stirrups to prepare for the examination!. He leaves the room and she undresses and complies with the Dr's orders!. When he returns, he is so nervous and excited about how beautiful she is, he breaks out in to a cold sweat!. He glances down between her legs and says, "ahh, looks like I'm gonna have to numb this"!. The beautiful lady replies, "okay, do what you need to do Doctor"!.
The doctor immediately puts his head down between her legs - NUMB NUMB NUMB!
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The doctor immediately puts his head down between her legs - NUMB NUMB NUMB!
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A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat!. During the drive, the wife gets an idea!. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window!.
The guy is shocked but aroused!. She gets her shoes, socks, etc!. and chucks them out!. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway!. The guy is laughing and leering at her!. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side!.
Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel!. "Help, go get help!.!.!.!.!.!.aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts!.
"But I have no clothes on!. What'll I do !?", she screams!.
"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your crotch!. It'll have to do, love!. Quick, hurry!"
She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help!. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over!.
"What's seems to be the trouble!?", he asks!.
"Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck"!.
"If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you!."
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A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat!. During the drive, the wife gets an idea!. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window!.
The guy is shocked but aroused!. She gets her shoes, socks, etc!. and chucks them out!. Finally, she whips her underwear off and throws it all out onto the motorway!. The guy is laughing and leering at her!. He looses control of the car in the process and crashes into a barrier at the side!.
Unfortunately, the air-bag doesn't go off on his side, and he finds himself wedged in under the steering wheel!. "Help, go get help!.!.!.!.!.!.aggghhhh, I'm stuck", he shouts!.
"But I have no clothes on!. What'll I do !?", she screams!.
"Here", he says wiggling his foot, "Take my shoe and put it over your crotch!. It'll have to do, love!. Quick, hurry!"
She takes the shoe off his foot and places it over her crotch and gets out of the car, limping and shouting for help!. After a few hundred yards of yelling and running a trucker notices this naked hysterical woman holding a shoe over her crotch, and pulls over!.
"What's seems to be the trouble!?", he asks!.
"Help me", she screams, "My husband is stuck"!.
"If he's stuck up that far I'm afraid I can't help you!."
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WOW! 5 stars! I wish I could give 5 MILLION STARS!!!! Its really funny! Heres a good one:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses!. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed!. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services!. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do!?"!. The operator says "Calm down!. I can help!. First, let's make sure he's dead!." There is a silence, then a shot is heard!. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what!?"
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses!. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed!. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services!. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do!?"!. The operator says "Calm down!. I can help!. First, let's make sure he's dead!." There is a silence, then a shot is heard!. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what!?"
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ehh, it was ok, it was a huge set up for a tiny punchlineWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's awesome, got me laughing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA!!! It would have been funnier if the doctor was a girl!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
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damn okayWww@Enter-QA@Com
damn okayWww@Enter-QA@Com