JOKe~ It's called the Zipper enjoy, I did.?!
Question: JOKe~ It's called the Zipper enjoy, I did!.!?
As the bus stopped it was time for the lady to get on, She suddenly became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus!. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, She reached behind her to unzip her skirt thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg, She tried to take the only to discover she couldn't, So a little more embarrassed she attempt to reach behind her to unzip her skirt a little bit more, She attempted the step for the second time now but still could not raise her leg with a little smile to the driver, So she figured just a little more so once again she reaches behind her and unzips!. She tries to take the step one more time but still can't reach her leg to that first step!. About this time a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus!. She went ballistic and turned to the would be good Samaritan and yelled " How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
Well, Ma'am normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly 3 times, I kinda figured we were friends' Ha Ha
Kinda cute what you think!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, Ma'am normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly 3 times, I kinda figured we were friends' Ha Ha
Kinda cute what you think!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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this is very funny, one of the best lol thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
aw lol thats really cute i thought it was going to be a disgusting joke but it turned out to be quite cute lol very nice (y)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is hilarious i waz literally ROFL omg that waz funny and when i showed it to my dad he cracked up so hard i feel back Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHAHAH!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lame!. there should have been more scatalogical references!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that is funny!
*foryouWww@Enter-QA@Com
*foryouWww@Enter-QA@Com
B+Www@Enter-QA@Com
pretty good!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.very well writen is clear to read!.You have talent!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG, that was so funny!!! thanks for the smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha!. That's funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha well i laughedWww@Enter-QA@Com
It was funny Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i like that!!! lol its cute :D)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah this is funny, I like that he was a Texan!!! lol yeehaaww
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that's goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
seen it on google jokes of the day awhile back!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha it made me smileWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahah lol that was funny <3Www@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard that one before but I still laughedWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha i liked itWww@Enter-QA@Com