Worst and best pranks? wrong number pranks?!


Question: Worst and best pranks!? wrong number pranks!?
Any wrong number funny pranks!?
I have!.!.
a guy named dan called!.
Dan:Hello
Me:Yeah!?
Dan:Whos this
me:sarah!?
Dan:Where is britney!?
Me:On a date why whose this!?
Dan:Brittneys on a date!?!?/
Me:YEAH WHOS THIS!?!!?
Dan:Brittneys boyfriend dan!?!
Me:Oh well can i take a message!?
Dan:Yeah tell her to call me
Me:She wont be home until 8! But shes going out again with sean!.
Dan:WHAT!!?
**click**
How about you!?


Dose anyone have any of these!!?!!?
Best one gets best answer!?
Or any pranks!?
Or mistakes!?
Worst and best!?

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Answers:
Oh so hilarious!:-)
Me(guy voice): Uh Hello is Ashely there!? (Say first name that pops up)
Girl: Yeah it's me!.
Me thinking Oh Crap!
Me: Uh!.!.!.this is your boyfriend!.
Ashely: Oh hey baby!.
Me: Uh, well, honey I was thinking, why don't we get married tommorrow!?
Ashely:Oh my god, yes, (happiness in voice!.)yes, yes, YES!! Wait John!.!.!. Are you drunk!?!?
Me: Uh, no, I'm fine, Baby let's get married tommorrow!.
Ashely: Yes!(Cries of happiness!.)
Then I clicked!. I don't know who John is but he's gettin married tommorrow!.:-)

Another one!. This one i left as a voice mail!.
Me:Woof, Ribbit, Cockadoodle-Doo, Ruff Ruff, Moooo, congratulations you have just won,(Put's on a funny tone) a Meow!. (I say Meow!.)

And!.!.!.
Woman: Hello!?
Me: Um hello is Maria DelaCarneceria De Ochoa Garcia Guadalupe Lopez there!?
Woman: Wrong Number!.
Me: Are you sure!?
Woman: Yes!.
Me: Very Sure!?
Woman:Yes!.
Me:Oh then, can I borrow YOUR washing machine then, it's cause my kids are wearing the same thing from yesterday, and!.!.!.
Woman hangs up!.

also left as a message!.
Halo Mon, I'm From Jamica Mon, My friend Mexicon want's to talk to you mon!.!.!. (My friend speaks Spanish!.)

I prank called one of my friends and left her a message like this!.
" Um, hello is this Tanya!? hello Tanya this is Fritsimelda and well you don't know me but my little brother is like your biggest fan, he tells me your really pretty and what not, he says he'd like to hook up you, but he's only 7 and he probably doesn't know what he means!. Well, anyways I would like to meet you someday because my little brother says he loves you and that your so beautiful!. I would like to meet you!. If you could just contact me at 9999999999999999!.!.!.!.thank you!."

My funny messages!.:-)LOL!


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i called a tanning salon once!.!.!.

them: hollywood tans how may i help you!?
me: *new york accent* yea hello, i went there a few days ago to get a full body tan yaddamean!?
them: yes ma'am!. is there a problem!?
me: you betcha missy!. my left asscheek is darker than my right one!.
them: *trying to cover up a giggle*
me: it's not funny, lady!. my boyfriend doesn't even wanna hit it from the back because it looks my someone deepfried my left cheek and microwaved my right one!.
them: well we're sorry - you can come in on tuesday and get it retouched for free!.

;]Www@Enter-QA@Com

When meeting someone you haven't seen in years with whom you slept with but still are friends!. Show up with someone's kid (if you're a chic meeting a guy) and hint at that the kid is their child!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

go to this link on youtube;
it is frikin hilarious!
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=q0wq6bCiu!.!.!.

btw doesn't it sound like Chef Ramsey from Hell's Kitchen!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

A fun prank is to switch the "N" and "M" keys on somebody's keyboard!. It'll take them forever to find out why they keep having so many misspellings!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

Butter a tiled floor




Hilarity ensuesWww@Enter-QA@Com

no im a bit older than the age o 10 yrs that joke was what ------Www@Enter-QA@Com



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