A redneck enrolls in college?!
Question: A redneck enrolls in college!?
He asked "What classes will I be takin' there!?"
"Well, you'll have a math, English, and Logic" said the guidance counselor!.
"I git the math and English stuff, but that there logic--what's that!?"
The counselor said, "Let me ask you a few questions!. Do you have a Weed Eater!?"
"Yep"
"If you have a Weed Eater, logic tells me you have a yard"!.
"Yep"!.
"If you have a yard, logic tells me you have a house with a wife and kids"!.
"Yep"!.
"If you have a wife and kids, logic tells me you're heterosexual"!.
"Hey! I'm gonna really like this class!"
The redneck went home and received a call from an old friend he hasn't heard from in about ten years!.
"Hey, whatchay been up to!?" asked his friend!.
"I'm gonna go back to college to get one of them there degrees"!.
"Whatchya gonna study!?"
"English, math, and Logic" said the redneck!.
"Logic!? What's that!?"
"Let me ask you a question!. Do you have a WeedEater!?"
"No"!.
"Hhhmmmm!. Yer queer, aint ya!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well, you'll have a math, English, and Logic" said the guidance counselor!.
"I git the math and English stuff, but that there logic--what's that!?"
The counselor said, "Let me ask you a few questions!. Do you have a Weed Eater!?"
"Yep"
"If you have a Weed Eater, logic tells me you have a yard"!.
"Yep"!.
"If you have a yard, logic tells me you have a house with a wife and kids"!.
"Yep"!.
"If you have a wife and kids, logic tells me you're heterosexual"!.
"Hey! I'm gonna really like this class!"
The redneck went home and received a call from an old friend he hasn't heard from in about ten years!.
"Hey, whatchay been up to!?" asked his friend!.
"I'm gonna go back to college to get one of them there degrees"!.
"Whatchya gonna study!?"
"English, math, and Logic" said the redneck!.
"Logic!? What's that!?"
"Let me ask you a question!. Do you have a WeedEater!?"
"No"!.
"Hhhmmmm!. Yer queer, aint ya!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Good one, the logic is a tad flawed though! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Is this from the Blue Collar Tour or something!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!!!
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LMAO!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!!!
I need them!!!!
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Thanks for the laugh!!!
I need them!!!!
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Prime example why being Racist is stupidWww@Enter-QA@Com
Logic doesn't always work, but!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.LMAO
My Weed Eater was stolen!.!.!.!.!.!.!.does that make me bi!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
My Weed Eater was stolen!.!.!.!.!.!.!.does that make me bi!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i doint get itWww@Enter-QA@Com