Here's a joke about female compassion, do you like it?!
Question: Here's a joke about female compassion, do you like it!?
Female Compassion at its BEST!
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his
Wife, Carolyn, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live!.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him!.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love!.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said,
'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live!. Maybe we
Could make love again!?'
Carolyn agreed and again they made love!.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now
Had only eight hours of life left!. He touched Carolyn's shoulder
And said, 'Honey!? Please!? Just one more time before I die!.' She
Agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep!.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and
He tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours!.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up!.
'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we!.!.!.!?'
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen Barry, I'm not being funny!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.but I have to get up in the morning and you don't!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his
Wife, Carolyn, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live!.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him!.
Of course she agreed and they made passionate love!.
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said,
'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live!. Maybe we
Could make love again!?'
Carolyn agreed and again they made love!.
Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now
Had only eight hours of life left!. He touched Carolyn's shoulder
And said, 'Honey!? Please!? Just one more time before I die!.' She
Agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep!.
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and
He tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours!.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up!.
'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we!.!.!.!?'
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen Barry, I'm not being funny!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.but I have to get up in the morning and you don't!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hi greybeard iv been ill, and to read your fantastic jokes again has really cheered me up, she sounds like me (only joking) you are still a little star your wee scottish babe LOL & BIG KISS BRILLLLLLLLLLIANTWww@Enter-QA@Com
BrilliantWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny,poor Barry hahahaha!.Not!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha! !.!.niiiiiice Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha, talk about cool, she's cool okay, that is great, nice one!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's alright!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice!. Good joke!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!. if only the tables were turned the other way round!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
He! he! he! another good one from you!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!
That does it for me for today!!
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That does it for me for today!!
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GoodWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was funny!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Still love that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I FREAKIN LOOOVED THIS JOKE!.!.!.LMAO!.!.!.IMA COPY AND PASTE AND MAIL TO MY FRIENDS!.!.!.CANT STOP LAUGHING!.!.TKSWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My word that is an old one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats so funny!!!!
lol
im gonna give u a star, its a great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
im gonna give u a star, its a great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com