Poop And Farts Types and people types(joke)! Is it funny?!
Question: Poop And Farts Types and people types(joke)! Is it funny!?
TYPES OF POOP!!!!
Ghost Poopie-the kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopi e in the toilet!.
Clean Poopie-the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper!.
Wet Poopie-the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwipe d, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain!.
Second Wave Poopie-this happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled yo ur pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more!.
Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poopie-the kind where you strain so much to get it out you practically have a stroke!.
Lincoln Log Poopie-the kind of poopie that is so huge that you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush!.
Gassey Poopie-it's so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling!.
Drinker Poopie-the kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking!. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet!.
Corn Poopie-self explanatory!.
Gee I Wish I Could Poopie Poopie-the kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times!.
Spinal Tap Poopie-that's where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways!.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)-the kind that comes out of your butt so fast , your cheeks get splashed with water!.
Liquid Poopie-the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashed all over the toilet bowl!.
Mexican Food Poopie-it smells so bad your nose hurts!.
Upper Class Poopie-the kind of poopie that does not smell!.
Surprise Poopie-you're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but OOPS!.!.!.A Poopie!.
Dangling Poopie-the poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing!. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose!.
TYPES OF FARTS!!!!
Silent But Deadly (SBD) Fart
The type that remains totally inaudible, yet somehow causes all the occupants of a room to collapse!. Can smell like anything, nasal investigators rarely have time to distinguish an odor!.
Eggy Fart
Smells very much like rotten eggs (or Hydrogen Sulphide)!. A powerful odor which tends to put people off lunch!. Often rips out in the fashion of a Bunbuster!.
Windy Fart
The sort of fart which goes 'Whoosh', and is more felt than heard!. A little like an SBD, but louder and considerably less toxic!.
Growling Fart
Happens deep within the rectum (and therefore has no smell)!. Somehow never meets the light of day!. Tends to growl like a dog at the vets!.
Worrying Fart
The kind which seems to be a fart right up to the point at which you release it!. At this stage matters become less sure, as it feels too solid for comfort!. You go to the bathroom and check your underpants at the next possible opportunity!.
Prelude To A Poopie
You feel like you have got a large beefy one, but out comes a tiny squeaker fart, and the head of something massive!. You tense your buttocks fast, lest you give birth to the brown equivalent of a zeppelin!.
Compost Fart
You know the compost heap that a gardener keeps at the bottom of the garden!? Well if you jump on it you will have some idea of what a compost fart sounds and smells like!. Do not attempt this one while you have company!.
Beefy One
Sounds loud, and butch eg!. 'BRAAAAMMPPP!' Will smell a bit like the rotting offspring of a B!.S!.E infected cow and a dog-turd!.
Present (a!.k!.a 'Time I Wasn't Here' Fart)
The type of fart which seems harmless, but then brings a small poopie as a housewarming gift!. You shuffle off to the toilet, and thank God you weren't in a business meeting when it happened!. If you were in a business meeting of course, you're screwed!.
Squeaky Fart
Sounds like 'Wheeek'!. Normally smells foul!.
Bunbuster Fart
'BRAAA!' Sounds like a Beefy one, except much more sudden and much much more powerful!. Generally smells eggy or beefy!. Leaves your asshole smarting!. You really feel these babies!.
Trouser Ripping Special
Sends seismic ripples to the next city!. Rips the back of your pants!. This fart genuinely hurts, and you can still feel it 20 minutes later!. Anyone sitting nearby at the time will suffer hearing loss!.
Escape Pod Fart
You think you got away with this one!. You forced it out as silently as possible, and nobody heard!. You take deep sniffs through your nose, as discreetly as possible!. You smell nothing but your deodorant!. Then 30 seconds later, as if released from a stasis field, everyone starts to cough and splutter!. You point to the person next to you and try to look innocent!.
Brewer Fart
You try to push a brewer fart the last furlong, but it stays firmly lodged deep within your bowels!. You come to the conclusion that it is some form of gaseous landmark!.
Sphinctal Napalm
Tends to occur a few hours after a hotWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ghost Poopie-the kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopi e in the toilet!.
Clean Poopie-the kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper!.
Wet Poopie-the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwipe d, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain!.
Second Wave Poopie-this happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled yo ur pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more!.
Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poopie-the kind where you strain so much to get it out you practically have a stroke!.
Lincoln Log Poopie-the kind of poopie that is so huge that you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush!.
Gassey Poopie-it's so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling!.
Drinker Poopie-the kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking!. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet!.
Corn Poopie-self explanatory!.
Gee I Wish I Could Poopie Poopie-the kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times!.
Spinal Tap Poopie-that's where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways!.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)-the kind that comes out of your butt so fast , your cheeks get splashed with water!.
Liquid Poopie-the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashed all over the toilet bowl!.
Mexican Food Poopie-it smells so bad your nose hurts!.
Upper Class Poopie-the kind of poopie that does not smell!.
Surprise Poopie-you're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but OOPS!.!.!.A Poopie!.
Dangling Poopie-the poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing!. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose!.
TYPES OF FARTS!!!!
Silent But Deadly (SBD) Fart
The type that remains totally inaudible, yet somehow causes all the occupants of a room to collapse!. Can smell like anything, nasal investigators rarely have time to distinguish an odor!.
Eggy Fart
Smells very much like rotten eggs (or Hydrogen Sulphide)!. A powerful odor which tends to put people off lunch!. Often rips out in the fashion of a Bunbuster!.
Windy Fart
The sort of fart which goes 'Whoosh', and is more felt than heard!. A little like an SBD, but louder and considerably less toxic!.
Growling Fart
Happens deep within the rectum (and therefore has no smell)!. Somehow never meets the light of day!. Tends to growl like a dog at the vets!.
Worrying Fart
The kind which seems to be a fart right up to the point at which you release it!. At this stage matters become less sure, as it feels too solid for comfort!. You go to the bathroom and check your underpants at the next possible opportunity!.
Prelude To A Poopie
You feel like you have got a large beefy one, but out comes a tiny squeaker fart, and the head of something massive!. You tense your buttocks fast, lest you give birth to the brown equivalent of a zeppelin!.
Compost Fart
You know the compost heap that a gardener keeps at the bottom of the garden!? Well if you jump on it you will have some idea of what a compost fart sounds and smells like!. Do not attempt this one while you have company!.
Beefy One
Sounds loud, and butch eg!. 'BRAAAAMMPPP!' Will smell a bit like the rotting offspring of a B!.S!.E infected cow and a dog-turd!.
Present (a!.k!.a 'Time I Wasn't Here' Fart)
The type of fart which seems harmless, but then brings a small poopie as a housewarming gift!. You shuffle off to the toilet, and thank God you weren't in a business meeting when it happened!. If you were in a business meeting of course, you're screwed!.
Squeaky Fart
Sounds like 'Wheeek'!. Normally smells foul!.
Bunbuster Fart
'BRAAA!' Sounds like a Beefy one, except much more sudden and much much more powerful!. Generally smells eggy or beefy!. Leaves your asshole smarting!. You really feel these babies!.
Trouser Ripping Special
Sends seismic ripples to the next city!. Rips the back of your pants!. This fart genuinely hurts, and you can still feel it 20 minutes later!. Anyone sitting nearby at the time will suffer hearing loss!.
Escape Pod Fart
You think you got away with this one!. You forced it out as silently as possible, and nobody heard!. You take deep sniffs through your nose, as discreetly as possible!. You smell nothing but your deodorant!. Then 30 seconds later, as if released from a stasis field, everyone starts to cough and splutter!. You point to the person next to you and try to look innocent!.
Brewer Fart
You try to push a brewer fart the last furlong, but it stays firmly lodged deep within your bowels!. You come to the conclusion that it is some form of gaseous landmark!.
Sphinctal Napalm
Tends to occur a few hours after a hotWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Wow, those are sooooo funny!!!!!!!
I gave you a star!!!
My sister busted her guts while reading this!!!!!!!
She was very loudly laughing next to me and I could hardly read them she was so loud!!!!!!!!!
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
I gave you a star!!!
My sister busted her guts while reading this!!!!!!!
She was very loudly laughing next to me and I could hardly read them she was so loud!!!!!!!!!
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who says poopie!? You must be a child if you say poopie, I thought that you had to be at least 13 to be on this site!. I've seen all those on posters at Spencer's!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This all seems a bit anal!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you must have taken your time to wrie all this lol even if it isnt funny nor good ill give u a star anywayWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!. I like the dangling poopie and the present fart!. I had that once!. I just got out of the shower and I thought I had gas so I squated down to fart and a turd came out!. eww!. I quiver just thinking about it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com