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Question: Say anything funny!?!?!?!?!?!? looking for best answer!?
Say something funny im in a mood for a laugh!. The funniest comments i heard was the quest '' how do u make '' guacamole ''!. You can answer to that or say ANYTHING funny!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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There's a blond and da brunette!. and their sisters!. their dad says to them, " here's $500, go buy a bull, we need money and this is the only way!." so the brunette takes the money and her sister and they go to the telegraph station!. the brunetter says, "stay here, i will send a message when i find a bull so you can bring the truck to pick him up!." the blond nods!. so the brunette looks and looks and finally finds a decent bull, it costs $499!. so the brunette goes to another telegraph station and asks, "how much to send a telegraph!?" the owner replys, "$1 a word!." so the brunette thinks a minute and replys, "i would like to send the word "comfortable"" the manager asks "why comfortable!?" the brunette says, "well, my sister is a blond, so she will read it slow, come-for-da-bull!."
here's another:
theres a blond driving in her car!. the radio station is playing non-stop blond jokes, she finally gets fed up with it and turns off the radio!. as she's driving, she spots another blond in a corn field in a row bout trying to row out!. she pulls over and says, "you stupid blond! its blonds like you that give us blonds a bad name! if i could swim i would come out there and kick your ***!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
here's another:
theres a blond driving in her car!. the radio station is playing non-stop blond jokes, she finally gets fed up with it and turns off the radio!. as she's driving, she spots another blond in a corn field in a row bout trying to row out!. she pulls over and says, "you stupid blond! its blonds like you that give us blonds a bad name! if i could swim i would come out there and kick your ***!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You take the avocados that have fallen off the trees, you know, the real, real ripe ones!. Then you put them in a metal tub outside, because you don't want to do this inside!.
You take off your shoes and climb into the tub and start stomping at first, which will break down the avocados!. Then, after the avocados start to squish up between your toes, you can slow down and just sort of walk around for about half an hour!.
Then you climb out and go into the house and get some black pepper and onions and green chili and salt, and take these back out to the tub and then you climb back in and sprinkle the stuff into the mashed avocados, then you climb back out and wipe your feet, because you forgot to wipe them when you climbed in!. But some dirt won't hurt!.
Now, as you walk around inside the tub mixing the ingredients good, try not to sneeze from all the pepper you put in!. A little bit of sneezing can't be helped and is okay, but keep it to a minimum!. To much ruins the guacamole!.
Now climb back out, wiping your feet so that you don't take any guacamole into the house on your feet, and go get some ripe tomatoes, and dice them up and take them outside to the tub!. Oh, and some people like lemon juice in their guacamole, so this would be a good time to add it!.
Once again, wipe your feet before getting into the tub and smash the tomatoes and the rest until it is a nice yellowish green mushy mixture!. The only problem with this method is that the skins are still on the avacadoes and they will break down, but will still be small peices in the guacamole!. Don't forget to wipe the guacamole from between your toes before you quit, because that is edible too!. No need to waste!.
A word to the wise, if you use real hot chili peppers to make your guacamole, they might aggrevate your feet, so you can expect to have red swollen itching feet for a few days!. Do not make another batch of guacamole while you have sores on your feet!. That can make your feet even worse!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
You take off your shoes and climb into the tub and start stomping at first, which will break down the avocados!. Then, after the avocados start to squish up between your toes, you can slow down and just sort of walk around for about half an hour!.
Then you climb out and go into the house and get some black pepper and onions and green chili and salt, and take these back out to the tub and then you climb back in and sprinkle the stuff into the mashed avocados, then you climb back out and wipe your feet, because you forgot to wipe them when you climbed in!. But some dirt won't hurt!.
Now, as you walk around inside the tub mixing the ingredients good, try not to sneeze from all the pepper you put in!. A little bit of sneezing can't be helped and is okay, but keep it to a minimum!. To much ruins the guacamole!.
Now climb back out, wiping your feet so that you don't take any guacamole into the house on your feet, and go get some ripe tomatoes, and dice them up and take them outside to the tub!. Oh, and some people like lemon juice in their guacamole, so this would be a good time to add it!.
Once again, wipe your feet before getting into the tub and smash the tomatoes and the rest until it is a nice yellowish green mushy mixture!. The only problem with this method is that the skins are still on the avacadoes and they will break down, but will still be small peices in the guacamole!. Don't forget to wipe the guacamole from between your toes before you quit, because that is edible too!. No need to waste!.
A word to the wise, if you use real hot chili peppers to make your guacamole, they might aggrevate your feet, so you can expect to have red swollen itching feet for a few days!. Do not make another batch of guacamole while you have sores on your feet!. That can make your feet even worse!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
I did your mom!.!.!.a favor
By making you!.!.!.a sandwhich
I stripped!.!.!.the lettuce!.
And squeezed!.!.!.the tomatoes
I did your mom!.!.!.no seriously!.
Note: That's a dumb joke that's been spreading around the halls!. And I'm a girl so!.!.not really!. I'm not les!.!.!.
Youtube Vids:
Dane Cook (I love the Kool-Aid one!.)
The Ulitimate Showdown
(Funny, "Chuck Norris delivered a kick which could shatter bones!.!.!.into the crotch of Indiana Jones!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
By making you!.!.!.a sandwhich
I stripped!.!.!.the lettuce!.
And squeezed!.!.!.the tomatoes
I did your mom!.!.!.no seriously!.
Note: That's a dumb joke that's been spreading around the halls!. And I'm a girl so!.!.not really!. I'm not les!.!.!.
Youtube Vids:
Dane Cook (I love the Kool-Aid one!.)
The Ulitimate Showdown
(Funny, "Chuck Norris delivered a kick which could shatter bones!.!.!.into the crotch of Indiana Jones!.!.!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok!.!.!.heres a conversation between two people!.!.!. (you can actually use it in real life too, lol)
Person 1: "I'm so sorry about your accident!.!.!."
Person 2: "What accident!?"
Person 1: "So you mean you were born that way!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Person 1: "I'm so sorry about your accident!.!.!."
Person 2: "What accident!?"
Person 1: "So you mean you were born that way!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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This is pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She met in September,
Engage in October,
Pregnant in November,
Married in December,
HAPPY NEW YEAR!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Engage in October,
Pregnant in November,
Married in December,
HAPPY NEW YEAR!Www@Enter-QA@Com
girls said: my feonce is telling everyone his going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world
friend says: aww and after all this years you guys have been together!.
lol
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friend says: aww and after all this years you guys have been together!.
lol
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ANTHING funny!!!!!!!!!
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dial the number to the suicidal hotline and ask them how to make a PB&J it will be so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ya mom's so fat (NOT DISSING YOUR MOM OK!!) that when she got hit by a bus she said "Who threw that stone!?!?!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
look up Dane Cook !.!.!.He is a funny SOBWww@Enter-QA@Com
My pants are taller than me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
do you have a size fat!?Www@Enter-QA@Com