What are some funny or good comebacks?!


Question: What are some funny or good comebacks!?
I was just wondering if there were any funny comebacks!. I don't need to use them against people, i just need a good laugh!. So, what are some really funny and good comebacks!? Or just what are some really good ones!? Lol heres one that I liked:

Person 1:"I'm so sorry about your accident!.!.!."
Person 2:"What accident!.!.!.!?"
Person 1: "Oh!.!.!.so you mean you were born that way!?"

Lol, it gave me a good laugh!.

(Oh, and please don't put the yo mama jokes on there!.!.!.to me, they are very boring and not funny!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Person 1: If I could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together
Person 2: If I could rearrange the alphabet i would put F and U togetherWww@Enter-QA@Com

Use your wit!.
After practicing it, you'll be able to keep the jokes coming!.

also when making fun of someone, do it in a passive aggressive way!.
It can be even funnier since its less direct, not so much in your face, but once you understand what the person meant its like woah, thats harsh!Www@Enter-QA@Com

you go into a store and a clerk comes over and says "Can I help you"!? you can respond with "No thanks Im beyond help, but thanks for asking"Www@Enter-QA@Com

and your bullshit option would be
I'm sorry My fault I forgot you were anIdiot
Admitting You're an a hole is the first stepWww@Enter-QA@Com

okay heres one
if some when tells ya:
YOU SUCK!
put a smirk on your face and say
YEAH I DO BUT UNLIKE YOU I HAVENT GOTTEN ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT IT!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

So is your face!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I know you are but what am I!? lol jkWww@Enter-QA@Com



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