What's the WORST joke you've ever heard!!?!
Question: What's the WORST joke you've ever heard!!!?
either it was corny, gross, mean, etc!.
or if you don't have a bad joke, just tell me your favorite!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
or if you don't have a bad joke, just tell me your favorite!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter!.
The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog!?"
The man replies, "Yes I do!."
The cashier then asks, "Do you have the dog with you!?"
The man replies, "No, I left it at home!."
The cashier then says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this dog food unless I see your dog!."
A few days later the man walks into the same store, gets 3 cans of cat food, and walks up to the checkout counter!.
The same cashier asks, "Sir, do you own a cat!?"
The man replies, "Yes I do!."
The cashier then asks, "Do you have your cat with you!?"
And the man replies, "No, I left it at home!."
Then the cashier says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this cat food unless I see your cat!."
A few days later the man walks into the store, this time carrying a paper bag!. He walks up to the same cashier, and asks him to put his hand into the bag!.
The cashier says, "It feels warm, soft, and gooey!."
The man then says, "Now, can I go back and get 3 rolls of toilet paper!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog!?"
The man replies, "Yes I do!."
The cashier then asks, "Do you have the dog with you!?"
The man replies, "No, I left it at home!."
The cashier then says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this dog food unless I see your dog!."
A few days later the man walks into the same store, gets 3 cans of cat food, and walks up to the checkout counter!.
The same cashier asks, "Sir, do you own a cat!?"
The man replies, "Yes I do!."
The cashier then asks, "Do you have your cat with you!?"
And the man replies, "No, I left it at home!."
Then the cashier says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this cat food unless I see your cat!."
A few days later the man walks into the store, this time carrying a paper bag!. He walks up to the same cashier, and asks him to put his hand into the bag!.
The cashier says, "It feels warm, soft, and gooey!."
The man then says, "Now, can I go back and get 3 rolls of toilet paper!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
This one is so so so so corny and kinda gross!.
On the 6th day when god was making Adam and Eve he had two more things in his bag!. He said 1st witch one wants to pea standing up!?
Adam said '' Me Me Me i can pee while working in the garden'' so Eve let him have it!. Then god said '' O I have one left, lets see hum multiple orgasms!''
Www@Enter-QA@Com
On the 6th day when god was making Adam and Eve he had two more things in his bag!. He said 1st witch one wants to pea standing up!?
Adam said '' Me Me Me i can pee while working in the garden'' so Eve let him have it!. Then god said '' O I have one left, lets see hum multiple orgasms!''
Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHAT DID THE VILLAGERS THINK OF COUNT DRACULA!?
he was a pain in their necks!
um!.!.!. maybe 'cause he's a vampire, duhWww@Enter-QA@Com
he was a pain in their necks!
um!.!.!. maybe 'cause he's a vampire, duhWww@Enter-QA@Com
why did the chicken cross the playgroung
To get to the other SLIDE
Then why did the gum cross the playground
-----
HE WAS STUCK TO THE CHICKENS FOOT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
To get to the other SLIDE
Then why did the gum cross the playground
-----
HE WAS STUCK TO THE CHICKENS FOOT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did Superman prefers to fly instead of walk!.!.
If he walk around, people will laugh at him since he wear his underpants outside!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If he walk around, people will laugh at him since he wear his underpants outside!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus!?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this one si so mean and ti makes me protect my nephew from whoever made this joke
how many babies does it take 2 paint a house red!?
depends on how hard u throw themWww@Enter-QA@Com
how many babies does it take 2 paint a house red!?
depends on how hard u throw themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ugh, I have a big beef against - A man walked into a bar!. Ouch!
I just get so annoyed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I just get so annoyed!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: What do you do when you see a spaceman!?
A: Park, man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: Park, man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats black and white and red all over!?
sun burnt penguin/zebra with nappy rash/newspaper
all that crapWww@Enter-QA@Com
sun burnt penguin/zebra with nappy rash/newspaper
all that crapWww@Enter-QA@Com