I DON'T GET THIS BLONDE JOKE..!
Question: I DON'T GET THIS BLONDE JOKE!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.…
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, "how did you die"!?
"I froze to death," says the second!.
"That's awful" says the first blonde!. "How does it feel to freeze to death!?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde!. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes!. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go!. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping!."
"How about you, how did you die!?" asked the second blonde!.
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde!. "You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly!. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV!. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either!. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either!. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died!.
The second blonde shakes her head!. "What a pity !.!.!. if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive!."
!.!.!.!. ok im stupid whatever
someone explain to me -!.-
i dont get how its funny!! D:Www@Enter-QA@Com
One blond says to another, "how did you die"!?
"I froze to death," says the second!.
"That's awful" says the first blonde!. "How does it feel to freeze to death!?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde!. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes!. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go!. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping!."
"How about you, how did you die!?" asked the second blonde!.
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde!. "You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly!. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV!. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either!. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either!. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died!.
The second blonde shakes her head!. "What a pity !.!.!. if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive!."
!.!.!.!. ok im stupid whatever
someone explain to me -!.-
i dont get how its funny!! D:Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL!!!! the is very simple:
the 1st blonde, THE WIFE, simply had a heart attack (bad heart, i guess!.!.!.!.it struck her at that given moment while making the attempt to the attic!.!.!.!.human nature, that's all)
the husband had the 2nd blonde, HIS MISTRESS, hidden in the freezer (he must've heard his wife coming in the house or pulling up the house in the car and he threw her in the freezer!.!.!.!.!.it's obvious with a huge imagination that this was a deep freezer and a large one at that)!.
if the wife would have looked into the freezer, the mistress would still be alive; if the wife wouldn't have had the heart attack (maybe, maybe not), and they both would still be alive and not in heaven sharing their death stories!. it's obvious the husband kept his mistress hidden in the freezer for a very long time b/c the wife was still in the house!. long as the wife stayed in the house the mistress had to stay hidden; therefore, she froze to death!.
get it now!?!?!?!? LOL!!! LOL!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the 1st blonde, THE WIFE, simply had a heart attack (bad heart, i guess!.!.!.!.it struck her at that given moment while making the attempt to the attic!.!.!.!.human nature, that's all)
the husband had the 2nd blonde, HIS MISTRESS, hidden in the freezer (he must've heard his wife coming in the house or pulling up the house in the car and he threw her in the freezer!.!.!.!.!.it's obvious with a huge imagination that this was a deep freezer and a large one at that)!.
if the wife would have looked into the freezer, the mistress would still be alive; if the wife wouldn't have had the heart attack (maybe, maybe not), and they both would still be alive and not in heaven sharing their death stories!. it's obvious the husband kept his mistress hidden in the freezer for a very long time b/c the wife was still in the house!. long as the wife stayed in the house the mistress had to stay hidden; therefore, she froze to death!.
get it now!?!?!?!? LOL!!! LOL!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second blonde died because she froze to death but she froze to death b/c she was hiding in the freezer of the first blondes house!. The first blonde dies b/c she had a heart attack b/c she was running all around her house trying to find a women there b/c she knew her husband was cheating on her!. So the second blonde says to the first blonde if you would have looked in the freezer (thats where the second blonde was hiding) then we'd both still be alive!. HAHAHA
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The husband was having an affair with the second blonde!.
The first blonde's husband was having an affair with the second blonde!.
Get it!?
Here's another try:
Let's give them all names!.
Blonde 1= Susie
Blonde 2= Julie
Husband= Joe
Susie and Joe are married!. But Joe was cheating on Susie with Julie!. Joe and Julie were at Joe and Susie's house and heard Susie come home!. Julie hid in the freezer while Susie was looking for her!. Susie had a heart attack!. Julie froze to death in the freezer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first blonde's husband was having an affair with the second blonde!.
Get it!?
Here's another try:
Let's give them all names!.
Blonde 1= Susie
Blonde 2= Julie
Husband= Joe
Susie and Joe are married!. But Joe was cheating on Susie with Julie!. Joe and Julie were at Joe and Susie's house and heard Susie come home!. Julie hid in the freezer while Susie was looking for her!. Susie had a heart attack!. Julie froze to death in the freezer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The 1st blonde was hiding in the freezer, and she stayed there so long she froze to death, but if the 2nd blonde had looked in the freezer, then she wouldn't have gotten a heart attack from running up the stairs, and the other blonde would have gotten out of the freezer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the girl that froze to death, was the girl that was cheating with her husband, if the other girl would of checked the freezer she would have found her and neither would have died!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The one who's death was the freezer, was the one the husband was cheating with the frozen one!. he hides her in the freezer!. The other blonde looks every where and has a heart attack and you should know the rest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
U KNOE HOW PPL SAY BLONDES ARE DUMB, RIGHT!?!?!?
WELL ITS BASICALLY SAYING DAT THE FIRST BLONDE DIED CUS SHE THOUGHT HER HUSBAND WAS CHEATING ON HER AND THE LAST PLACE SHE THOUGHT TO LOOK WAS IN THE FREEZER AND DATZ WHERE THE OTHER BLONDE WAS HIDIN SO THEY BOTH DIED!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
WELL ITS BASICALLY SAYING DAT THE FIRST BLONDE DIED CUS SHE THOUGHT HER HUSBAND WAS CHEATING ON HER AND THE LAST PLACE SHE THOUGHT TO LOOK WAS IN THE FREEZER AND DATZ WHERE THE OTHER BLONDE WAS HIDIN SO THEY BOTH DIED!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the blonde who died 4rom freezing 2 death was the gurl who was with the heart attacks man!.!.!.!.!.!.!.the heart attack women aint look in da freezer and dats where the women who froze 2 death died because she was still in da freezer!.!.!.duhWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first blonde was cheating on the 2nd blondes husband because she died from freezing and she was hiding when the 2nd blonde came home in the freezer so she wouldn't know the husband had an affair!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heh heh!. That was pretty funny!. That means that the one that was frozen to death was the on that was cheating on the one with the heart attack!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first blonde was the one the husband was cheating with, and she hid in the freezer to not get caught by the second blonde (wife)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first blondes husband was sleeping with the second blonde!.!.!.when he heard his wife come in, she stuck he in the freezer!. When his wife hada heart attack he probably left the second blonde in there too long!!!!.!.!.!.LOL!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the blonde that had froze to death was in the fridge !.and the 2 blonde 's husband was cheating on her with the first blondeWww@Enter-QA@Com
the husband was cheating on the one who had the heart attack with the one who froze to death!. i guess she hid in the freezer so the wife wouldnt find her!.!.!. maybe!?!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
the second blonde was the one that the first blonde's husband cheated on!. because she said said you should have looked in the freezer (where the second blonde froze while she was hiding)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's positively adorable!. LOL!.
The first blonde was the woman with the husband of the second blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first blonde was the woman with the husband of the second blonde!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't know why you peep's can;t understand this joke, all the information is in the joke, I mean what do you want !? a diagram or what!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
the second blonde was the one her husband was cheating with and was hiding in the freezer so the first blonde wouldn't find herWww@Enter-QA@Com
the blonde that froze to death was in the freezer she was cheating on the first blonde husdandWww@Enter-QA@Com
The frozen girl was put in the freezer by the other blondes husbandWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first blonde was the one who sleeped with the seconds husband!.!.!.!.!.
yes I guess your blonde!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes I guess your blonde!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com
second blonde's husband was cheating her with first blonde :Pp That was funny!.!. Are you blonde!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think the second blonde was with the first blondes husband!.!.!.and she hid in the freezer!. get it!? its hard to explain!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
woow!.!.!.im lost with u lol!. but good lukk, hope dey explain it good enuff cuz i wunna know 2Www@Enter-QA@Com
your blonde roots are showingWww@Enter-QA@Com
sorry i dont get it either lol rofl Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second blonde was hiding in the freezer so she wouldn't be found my the first blonde!.
So then the first blonde looked in all those places but the freezer so the second blonde said "What a pity !.!.!. if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive!." because she would have opened the freezer and let the second blond out and the first blond would not have had the heart attack!.
I hope i said that right!.
I get it i just don't know if i worded it right!.
Hope this helps you blondness! =D (jk)Www@Enter-QA@Com
So then the first blonde looked in all those places but the freezer so the second blonde said "What a pity !.!.!. if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive!." because she would have opened the freezer and let the second blond out and the first blond would not have had the heart attack!.
I hope i said that right!.
I get it i just don't know if i worded it right!.
Hope this helps you blondness! =D (jk)Www@Enter-QA@Com