Now now do you understand facts of life?!
Question: Now now do you understand facts of life!?
Say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen!.
A friend in need is a pest indeed!.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce!.
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time!.
When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane!.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train!.!.
Born free, taxed to death!.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first!.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking!.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants!.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere!.
I love being a writer!.!.!. what I can't stand is the paperwork!.
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light!.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot!. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius
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A friend in need is a pest indeed!.
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce!.
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time!.
When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane!.
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train!.!.
Born free, taxed to death!.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!.
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first!.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking!.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants!.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere!.
I love being a writer!.!.!. what I can't stand is the paperwork!.
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light!.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot!. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius
The trouble with being punctual is that theres nobody to appreciate itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Nice ones!!! :))
1!. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity!.
2!. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!.
3!. Money can’t buy happiness!. But it sure makes misery easier to live with!.
4!. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before!.
5!. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill!. Check 3 friends!. If they’re OK, you’re it!.
6!. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check!.
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1!. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity!.
2!. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!.
3!. Money can’t buy happiness!. But it sure makes misery easier to live with!.
4!. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before!.
5!. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill!. Check 3 friends!. If they’re OK, you’re it!.
6!. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check!.
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absof**kinglutely right!.
id give you a couple more, but mine are scary cynical!. and really psychological and probably wont make sense to you or anyone else!.
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id give you a couple more, but mine are scary cynical!. and really psychological and probably wont make sense to you or anyone else!.
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These were pretty lame compared to some of your jokes I've read awhile ago!. I liked the one about the wheel invention though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny facts:)
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star for you + 2 points for me = a pretty good morning!. thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Those were awful!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
These facts are ha ha ha ha funny!. Star for you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahahaha!.!.!.I like this one
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they did make me giggle
thanks
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have a *star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. I didn't get some of them thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah NICE!.!.!.!. i like the way u narrated the facts of life!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen!. (gd now start telln urself not to intake alcohol!.)
A friend in need is a pest indeed!. (then what is a none friend in need!?)
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce!. (funny, but marriage important)
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time!. (agree)
When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane!. (agree)
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train!.!. (nice but negative)
Born free, taxed to death!.(not in all countries though)
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!.(funny)
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first!. !?
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking!. !?
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants!. :D
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere!. yeah
I love being a writer!.!.!. what I can't stand is the paperwork!. type
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light!. how about ink!?
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot!. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius (nice one)
The trouble with being punctual is that theres nobody to appreciate it(nope)Www@Enter-QA@Com
A friend in need is a pest indeed!. (then what is a none friend in need!?)
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce!. (funny, but marriage important)
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time!. (agree)
When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane!. (agree)
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train!.!. (nice but negative)
Born free, taxed to death!.(not in all countries though)
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!.(funny)
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first!. !?
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking!. !?
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants!. :D
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere!. yeah
I love being a writer!.!.!. what I can't stand is the paperwork!. type
A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light!. how about ink!?
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot!. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius (nice one)
The trouble with being punctual is that theres nobody to appreciate it(nope)Www@Enter-QA@Com