Joke Did you know there were 10 pet peeves that dogs have about humans?!
Question: Joke Did you know there were 10 pet peeves that dogs have about humans!?
TEN PEEVES THAT DOGS HAVE ABOUT HUMANS
'1'
Blaming your farts on me!.!.!.!.!. not funny!.!.!. not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking!.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out!.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway!?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose!. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons!.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home!.
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw!.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain!.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests!.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet!.
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'9'
Dog sweaters!. Hello !?!?!?
Haven't you noticed the fur!?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself!.
Look, we both know the truth!. You're just jealous!.
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Now lay off me on some of these things!.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you!?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY!.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
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'1'
Blaming your farts on me!.!.!.!.!. not funny!.!.!. not funny at all !!!
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
'2'
Yelling at me for barking!.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out!.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway!?
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose!. Stop it!
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons!.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw!.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests!.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
'9'
Dog sweaters!. Hello !?!?!?
Haven't you noticed the fur!?
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself!.
Look, we both know the truth!. You're just jealous!.
--------------------------------------!.!.!.
Now lay off me on some of these things!.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you!?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY!.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
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Answers:
Very very awesome wonder ful made me laugh and smile star for you!.!.keep em' comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
no I didn't know those 10 peeves, that is a beauty!. I imagine most of them would be true thoughts for a dog!. That's great, cheers!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's funny, it reminds me of (The man rules)!.
AT LAST, A guy has taken the time to write this all down, FINALLY!, The guy's side of the story!. (and I must admit, it's pretty good)!. We always hear “THE RULES” from the female side So, now here are the rules from the male side!
These are OUR RULES! Please note!.!.!.these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE! 1!. men are NOT mind readers!.
1!. Learn to work the TOILET SEAT!- You're a BIG GIRL NOW! If it's up, PUT IT DOWN! We need it up, you need it down, you don't hear us COMPLAINING about YOU leaving it down!.
1!. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon, or the changing of the tides, LET IT BE!
1!. Shopping is NOT A SPORT! And NO! WE are NEVER going to think of it This way!.
1!. Crying is BLACKMAIL!.
1!. Ask for what you want, LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE, SUBTLE HINTS, DO NOT WORK!, STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!, OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! (JUST SAY IT!)!.
1!. Come to us with a Problem ONLY if you want help solving it, THAT'S WHAT WE DO!.
1!. Sympathy is what your GIRLSFRIENDS ARE FOR!.
1!. A headache that lasts for 17 MONTHS is A PROBLEM, SEE A DOCTOR!!.
1!. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument, In fact, all comments become NULL & VOID AFTER 7 DAY'S!.
1!. If you won't dress like the Victoria's secret girl's do, DON'T EXPECT US TO ACT LIKE SOAP OPERA GUY'S!.
1!. If you think you're fat, you probably are, DON'T ASK US!.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant THE OTHER ONE!.
1!. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, NOT BOTH, If you already know best how to do it, just DO IT YOURSELF!.
1!. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say DURING commercials!.
1!. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither DO WE!.
1!. ALL men see on only 16 colors, like windows DEFAULT SETTINGS, peach, for example, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR, Pumpkin is also A FRUIT, We have no idea what MAUVE is!.
1!. If it itches, IT WILL BE SCRACHTED, WE DO THAT!.
1!. If we ask “what is wrong!?” and you say nothing, We WILL act as if NOTHING IS WRONG!.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later!.
1!. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, EXPECT an answer you DON'T WANT to hear!
When we have to go somewhere, Absolutely anything you where is fine, REALLY!!.
1!. Don't ask us what we're thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or gulf!.
1!. You have ENOUGH CLOTHES!. 1!. You have TOO MANY SHOES!. 1!. I am in shape, ROUND IS A SHAPE!!.
1!. Thank you for reading this, YES, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight: but did you men don't mind that!?,
It's like camping!. Pass this to as many men as you can (to give them a laugh), Pass this to as many women as you can (to give them a bigger laugh)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
AT LAST, A guy has taken the time to write this all down, FINALLY!, The guy's side of the story!. (and I must admit, it's pretty good)!. We always hear “THE RULES” from the female side So, now here are the rules from the male side!
These are OUR RULES! Please note!.!.!.these are all numbered “1” ON PURPOSE! 1!. men are NOT mind readers!.
1!. Learn to work the TOILET SEAT!- You're a BIG GIRL NOW! If it's up, PUT IT DOWN! We need it up, you need it down, you don't hear us COMPLAINING about YOU leaving it down!.
1!. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon, or the changing of the tides, LET IT BE!
1!. Shopping is NOT A SPORT! And NO! WE are NEVER going to think of it This way!.
1!. Crying is BLACKMAIL!.
1!. Ask for what you want, LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE, SUBTLE HINTS, DO NOT WORK!, STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!, OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! (JUST SAY IT!)!.
1!. Come to us with a Problem ONLY if you want help solving it, THAT'S WHAT WE DO!.
1!. Sympathy is what your GIRLSFRIENDS ARE FOR!.
1!. A headache that lasts for 17 MONTHS is A PROBLEM, SEE A DOCTOR!!.
1!. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument, In fact, all comments become NULL & VOID AFTER 7 DAY'S!.
1!. If you won't dress like the Victoria's secret girl's do, DON'T EXPECT US TO ACT LIKE SOAP OPERA GUY'S!.
1!. If you think you're fat, you probably are, DON'T ASK US!.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant THE OTHER ONE!.
1!. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, NOT BOTH, If you already know best how to do it, just DO IT YOURSELF!.
1!. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say DURING commercials!.
1!. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither DO WE!.
1!. ALL men see on only 16 colors, like windows DEFAULT SETTINGS, peach, for example, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR, Pumpkin is also A FRUIT, We have no idea what MAUVE is!.
1!. If it itches, IT WILL BE SCRACHTED, WE DO THAT!.
1!. If we ask “what is wrong!?” and you say nothing, We WILL act as if NOTHING IS WRONG!.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later!.
1!. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, EXPECT an answer you DON'T WANT to hear!
When we have to go somewhere, Absolutely anything you where is fine, REALLY!!.
1!. Don't ask us what we're thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or gulf!.
1!. You have ENOUGH CLOTHES!. 1!. You have TOO MANY SHOES!. 1!. I am in shape, ROUND IS A SHAPE!!.
1!. Thank you for reading this, YES, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight: but did you men don't mind that!?,
It's like camping!. Pass this to as many men as you can (to give them a laugh), Pass this to as many women as you can (to give them a bigger laugh)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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very funny kitty thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
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not really that funny!.!.!.!.!.
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HA HA HA II DIED LAUGHING!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com