Does anyone know any good blonde jokes?!
Question: Does anyone know any good blonde jokes!?
type as many or as little as you want i really just want a laugh i dont care if there rude or not or even made up lol x 10 pts for the best or mostWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
http://ahajokes!.com/blonde_jokes!.html Ha! Loads of blonde jokes there!.!.!.some blonde made your day unhappy, huh!?
~ awaiting!.!.!. ; Unclench you're @rse honey!.!.!.I'm blonde and love blonde jokes!
Oooh here's one that site missed out;
Blonde @ a comedy convention and a ventriloquist comes on and keeps making blonde jokes!. A blonde in the audience stands up fuming, "Hey YOU!" She yells!. "I don't appreciate you making jokes like that!. It gives intelligent blondes like myself a bad name!." "Oh" Says the comedian, "I'm really sorry maam!."
"Shut up!" Replies the blonde!. "I'm talking to the little ****** on your lap!"
And another one:
Blonde on a plane to Manchester sitting in first class!. Air hostess comes over and says I'm sorry but without a first class ticket you can't sit here!.
Blonde replies; "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm sitting here!."
So the air hostess brings over the co-pilot; He tells her she can't sit in 1st class without a ticket and she replies "I'm blonde I'm beautiful and I'm sitting here!."
Pilot says "Let me handle this, I have a blonde wife!." So he leaves the cockpit has a quick word with the blonde and to everybodys delight she gets up and moves to standard class!.
"How did you do that buddy!?" Asks the co-pilot!.
"Easy!" Replies the pilot, "I just told her first class doesn't stop in Manchester!"
And one more for luck!.!.!.
ONe morning George goes outside to chech his mail box and finds Kelly, his hot, blonde neighbor jumping up and down with excitment!. "You ok!?" He asks!.
"Great she replies! I just found out I'm pregnant! And, better than that; It's twins!"
"Wow!" He replies staring at her flat stomach, "How do you know it's twins this early on!?"
"I took two tests and BOTH were positive!"
Ok, Ok keep thinink of them now;
Blond @ a coke machine!. She's been there for 30 mins now!. Putting 50p in, scrutinising the buttons, pressing one, making a "WOOP!" noise, collecting her drink then putting another 50p in!.!.!.and the bloke behind her's getting pretty p*ssed off!.
"Can I please use the machine now!?" He asks,
"Shut up!" Cries the blonde, "Can't you see I'm winning!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
~ awaiting!.!.!. ; Unclench you're @rse honey!.!.!.I'm blonde and love blonde jokes!
Oooh here's one that site missed out;
Blonde @ a comedy convention and a ventriloquist comes on and keeps making blonde jokes!. A blonde in the audience stands up fuming, "Hey YOU!" She yells!. "I don't appreciate you making jokes like that!. It gives intelligent blondes like myself a bad name!." "Oh" Says the comedian, "I'm really sorry maam!."
"Shut up!" Replies the blonde!. "I'm talking to the little ****** on your lap!"
And another one:
Blonde on a plane to Manchester sitting in first class!. Air hostess comes over and says I'm sorry but without a first class ticket you can't sit here!.
Blonde replies; "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm sitting here!."
So the air hostess brings over the co-pilot; He tells her she can't sit in 1st class without a ticket and she replies "I'm blonde I'm beautiful and I'm sitting here!."
Pilot says "Let me handle this, I have a blonde wife!." So he leaves the cockpit has a quick word with the blonde and to everybodys delight she gets up and moves to standard class!.
"How did you do that buddy!?" Asks the co-pilot!.
"Easy!" Replies the pilot, "I just told her first class doesn't stop in Manchester!"
And one more for luck!.!.!.
ONe morning George goes outside to chech his mail box and finds Kelly, his hot, blonde neighbor jumping up and down with excitment!. "You ok!?" He asks!.
"Great she replies! I just found out I'm pregnant! And, better than that; It's twins!"
"Wow!" He replies staring at her flat stomach, "How do you know it's twins this early on!?"
"I took two tests and BOTH were positive!"
Ok, Ok keep thinink of them now;
Blond @ a coke machine!. She's been there for 30 mins now!. Putting 50p in, scrutinising the buttons, pressing one, making a "WOOP!" noise, collecting her drink then putting another 50p in!.!.!.and the bloke behind her's getting pretty p*ssed off!.
"Can I please use the machine now!?" He asks,
"Shut up!" Cries the blonde, "Can't you see I'm winning!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane!. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence!. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50!.00!. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted!.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star!?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5!. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs!?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled!. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer!. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50!.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question!?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First, I want to say I don't mean to offend any blondes!!
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out!. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck!. Even the phones are out!.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together!."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together!."
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror!.
If you told a lie it would suck you in!.
One day a brunette walked into this bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in!.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in!.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think!.!.!.' and it sucked her in!.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game!. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game!.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand!."
"What did you not understand !?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first!. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back!. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
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Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out!. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck!. Even the phones are out!.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together!."
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together!."
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror!.
If you told a lie it would suck you in!.
One day a brunette walked into this bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in!.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in!.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar!. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think!.!.!.' and it sucked her in!.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb!?
A: Two, one to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around!
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game!. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game!.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand!."
"What did you not understand !?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first!. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back!. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
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here how 'bout this:
a man was mowing the grass or whteva u call it and his pretty blonde neighbour comes out and checks her mailbox slamms it shut as there is no mail for her and goes back in!. 2 mins l8er she comes back out and cheks her mailbox again and slamms it shut a bit harder than the first time!. She comes out again and as there obviosly is still no mail she slamms the mailbox really hard!. The neighbour is very confused of this kinda behaviour so he asks her about it!. Her reply: I think my computer is broke it keeps saying i got new mail!.
Another one:
a bowling team has only brunnetes and blondes after they won they came back in a dougledeckerbus!. the brunnetes are in the bottom part and the blondes are in the top department the brunnetes are partying and there is no noise coming from the blondes so a brunnette goes upstairs and sees every blonde clutching to their seats so the br!. asks them whats wrong and that their partying down stairs why are they so scared, they just won a bowling tournament!. So 1 blondes reply: You c-can t-talk you've got a d-driver!Www@Enter-QA@Com
a man was mowing the grass or whteva u call it and his pretty blonde neighbour comes out and checks her mailbox slamms it shut as there is no mail for her and goes back in!. 2 mins l8er she comes back out and cheks her mailbox again and slamms it shut a bit harder than the first time!. She comes out again and as there obviosly is still no mail she slamms the mailbox really hard!. The neighbour is very confused of this kinda behaviour so he asks her about it!. Her reply: I think my computer is broke it keeps saying i got new mail!.
Another one:
a bowling team has only brunnetes and blondes after they won they came back in a dougledeckerbus!. the brunnetes are in the bottom part and the blondes are in the top department the brunnetes are partying and there is no noise coming from the blondes so a brunnette goes upstairs and sees every blonde clutching to their seats so the br!. asks them whats wrong and that their partying down stairs why are they so scared, they just won a bowling tournament!. So 1 blondes reply: You c-can t-talk you've got a d-driver!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde a brunette and a redhead go on a game show!. Their are one hundred steps and on every step they will be told a joke!. If they don't laugh they will move up a step be told another joke!. If they laugh they are kicked out!. Whoever makes it to past the hundreth step wins one million Pounds!. The redhead laughs on the 22 step and is kicked out!. the brunette makes it to the 76 step and is kicked out!. the blonde makes it to the hundreth!. On the hundreth step they don't tell a joke and was about to announce her the winner when she burst out laughing!. The presenter was shocked and said "Why the hell did you laugh you almost won!" Then the blonde replied
"I just got the first joke!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I just got the first joke!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
there is a blonde, a brunette, and a red head trapped on an island!.
the brunette finds a magical lamp with a genie, and rubs it!.
genie: you ladies shall have 3 wishes!.
brunette: i wish i was back with my family in DC (brunette magically gets sent to her family)!.
red head: i wish i was in paris, i always wanted to go there (red head sent to paris right in the effel tower)
blonde: i wish we were all together again!.!.
brunette and red head: Noooooooooo!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the brunette finds a magical lamp with a genie, and rubs it!.
genie: you ladies shall have 3 wishes!.
brunette: i wish i was back with my family in DC (brunette magically gets sent to her family)!.
red head: i wish i was in paris, i always wanted to go there (red head sent to paris right in the effel tower)
blonde: i wish we were all together again!.!.
brunette and red head: Noooooooooo!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok
1: A blonde walks past an electrical shop and notices they're having a sale!. She sees, in the window, a TV that she likes the look of, and it's really cheap, so she goes in to buy it!. She walks into the shop and tells the salesman that she wants to buy the TV in the window!. The man just apologises, and tells her they don't sell to blondes!.
The woman goes away a bit puzzled!. The following day she decides she really wants the TV, it's such a bargain, so she gets a red-haired wig, does her make-up differently, wear different style clothes, and reckones she's done enough to fool the salesman!. She goes back into the shop, asks to buy the TV and gets told the same thing 'sorry, we don't sell to blondes!.
She goes away really angry, but even more determined to get the TV, so the following day she goes all out on her disguise - black wig, heavy make-up, gets a pair of glasses, and dresses totally differently, even her own mother wouldn't recognise her!.
So she goes to the shop and asks again for the TV!. The man looks at her for a moment then says 'look i've told you before, we don't sell to blondes'
The blonde is really shocked that the saleman has recognised her, and asks him how he knows that she's blonde, she bursts into tears and says she just really wants the TV, and had tried so hard to disguise her hair!.
the salesman replies: 'it's not a TV, it's a microwave!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
1: A blonde walks past an electrical shop and notices they're having a sale!. She sees, in the window, a TV that she likes the look of, and it's really cheap, so she goes in to buy it!. She walks into the shop and tells the salesman that she wants to buy the TV in the window!. The man just apologises, and tells her they don't sell to blondes!.
The woman goes away a bit puzzled!. The following day she decides she really wants the TV, it's such a bargain, so she gets a red-haired wig, does her make-up differently, wear different style clothes, and reckones she's done enough to fool the salesman!. She goes back into the shop, asks to buy the TV and gets told the same thing 'sorry, we don't sell to blondes!.
She goes away really angry, but even more determined to get the TV, so the following day she goes all out on her disguise - black wig, heavy make-up, gets a pair of glasses, and dresses totally differently, even her own mother wouldn't recognise her!.
So she goes to the shop and asks again for the TV!. The man looks at her for a moment then says 'look i've told you before, we don't sell to blondes'
The blonde is really shocked that the saleman has recognised her, and asks him how he knows that she's blonde, she bursts into tears and says she just really wants the TV, and had tried so hard to disguise her hair!.
the salesman replies: 'it's not a TV, it's a microwave!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple!. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane!. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it was too sour so, she threw it out of the plane!. Then the last person took a bite out of a grenade and he thought it was too crunchy so, he threw it out of the plane!.
Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk!. They first passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying!?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty"!.
Next they passed a little boy who was also crying!. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying!?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my new puppy!."
Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off!. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard!?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then they
landed and decided to go for a walk!. They first passed a little girl who was crying and they asked, "little girl, little girl,
why are you crying!?" and the little girl said, "an apple came
down and killed my new kitty"!.
Next they passed a little boy who was also crying!. And they again asked, "little boy, little boy, why are you crying!?" and the little boy said, "a lemon came down and killed my new puppy!."
Then they passed a blonde sitting on the side walk laughing her butt off!. They asked, "why are you laughing so hard!?" and the blonde said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok so a blondes in a library
and she goes up to the librarian and says loudly "CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER AND FRIES!?"
and the librarian says "Shh! this is the library"
so the blonde whispers "can i have a cheeseburger and fries!?"
*no offense to anyone*
and im sure u can just search"blonde jokes" and you'll get a lot
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and she goes up to the librarian and says loudly "CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER AND FRIES!?"
and the librarian says "Shh! this is the library"
so the blonde whispers "can i have a cheeseburger and fries!?"
*no offense to anyone*
and im sure u can just search"blonde jokes" and you'll get a lot
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A man was behind a blonde at a vending machine!. The blonde put in her money, pressed a button, and got a can of Coke!. She repeated this action 10 times until the man eventually cut in and asked her if she'd be done soon!. She turned round to him and said 'Shut up! Can't you see I'm winning!?!'
Why was the blonde on the pub roof!?
They told her the drinks were on the house!.
A blonde, a brunette and redhead were all being executed by a firing squad!. The brunette was up first!. As the pointed the gun at her she shouted "Flood!" Everyone turned round and she ran away!. Next up was the redhead!. She shouted "Tornado!"!. Everyone turned round and she ran away!. Then was the turn of the blonde!. Just as the gun was pointed at her she shouted, "Fire!"!.
A blonde, brunette and redhead were running away from the police!. They saw some sacks and quickly jumped in them!. The police approached the sacks, and an officer kicked the one with the brunette inside!. She shouted, "Woof woof!" and they assumed it was puppies and carried on!. Then an officer kicked the sack with the redhead inside!. "Meow, meow!"!. So they just thought it was kittens!. Then they kicked the sack with the blonde inside!. "Potatoes!"!.
A blind man was telling jokes to the bartender in a pub!. Then he says, "Oh I have a good blonde joke, you're not blonde are you!?"!. The bartender glanced at the people on the bar stools next to the blind man, "Err, no, I have brown hair!. But you might like to know there's a muscly blonde truck driver, 2 young blonde women and another blonde bloke within earshot"!. The blind man sighed, "Oh never mind, I can't be bothered to explain it 4 times!."
A blonde girl was raising money to go on holiday, so she started offering to do odd jobs at the rich part of the town!.
She knocked on a door and an old man answered!. Thinking he could get her to do him a job on the cheap he offered her ￡50 to paint his porch!. She quickly agreed and the man gave her some paint and a brush!. Then he went in and told his wife, who looked at him in shock "Does the girl know how big the porch is!? It will take hours!"!. The man chuckled to himself, glad at the bargain he'd gotten!. Not too long later there was a knock on the door!. "She's probably out of paint", the man said to his wife as he walked to the door!. Sure enough, it was the blonde, She smiled at the man, "Well that's it done!. I gave it two coats and the leftover paints here!." The man was puzzled to how she did it so quickly, but handed over the ￡50 anyway!. Just as the girl was walking away she turned to the man, "Oh, by the way!. It's a Ferrari, not a Porsche!"
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Why was the blonde on the pub roof!?
They told her the drinks were on the house!.
A blonde, a brunette and redhead were all being executed by a firing squad!. The brunette was up first!. As the pointed the gun at her she shouted "Flood!" Everyone turned round and she ran away!. Next up was the redhead!. She shouted "Tornado!"!. Everyone turned round and she ran away!. Then was the turn of the blonde!. Just as the gun was pointed at her she shouted, "Fire!"!.
A blonde, brunette and redhead were running away from the police!. They saw some sacks and quickly jumped in them!. The police approached the sacks, and an officer kicked the one with the brunette inside!. She shouted, "Woof woof!" and they assumed it was puppies and carried on!. Then an officer kicked the sack with the redhead inside!. "Meow, meow!"!. So they just thought it was kittens!. Then they kicked the sack with the blonde inside!. "Potatoes!"!.
A blind man was telling jokes to the bartender in a pub!. Then he says, "Oh I have a good blonde joke, you're not blonde are you!?"!. The bartender glanced at the people on the bar stools next to the blind man, "Err, no, I have brown hair!. But you might like to know there's a muscly blonde truck driver, 2 young blonde women and another blonde bloke within earshot"!. The blind man sighed, "Oh never mind, I can't be bothered to explain it 4 times!."
A blonde girl was raising money to go on holiday, so she started offering to do odd jobs at the rich part of the town!.
She knocked on a door and an old man answered!. Thinking he could get her to do him a job on the cheap he offered her ￡50 to paint his porch!. She quickly agreed and the man gave her some paint and a brush!. Then he went in and told his wife, who looked at him in shock "Does the girl know how big the porch is!? It will take hours!"!. The man chuckled to himself, glad at the bargain he'd gotten!. Not too long later there was a knock on the door!. "She's probably out of paint", the man said to his wife as he walked to the door!. Sure enough, it was the blonde, She smiled at the man, "Well that's it done!. I gave it two coats and the leftover paints here!." The man was puzzled to how she did it so quickly, but handed over the ￡50 anyway!. Just as the girl was walking away she turned to the man, "Oh, by the way!. It's a Ferrari, not a Porsche!"
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A blond is jumping up and down screaming for joy, her neighbor asks what's so exciting!. The blond tells her "I'm pregnant!" so the neighbor is also excited at this point and the blond says "wait, there's more!.!.!.I'm having twins!!" the neighbor looks at the blond and asks "how could you possibly know so soon!?" the blond responds " i went to wal-mart and they actually had a twin pack, BOTH tests were positive!"
A blond, brunette, and red head all work together at the same office!. Every Friday, their boss leaves work early, so finally, one day they decide that they too will leave early on the next friday!. The following Friday they all leave after the boss leaves, the blond goes home and finds the boss in bed with her husband!. When they return to work Monday, the blond says "Im never doing that again!! I almost got caught!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blond, brunette, and red head all work together at the same office!. Every Friday, their boss leaves work early, so finally, one day they decide that they too will leave early on the next friday!. The following Friday they all leave after the boss leaves, the blond goes home and finds the boss in bed with her husband!. When they return to work Monday, the blond says "Im never doing that again!! I almost got caught!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice!?
Because it said concentrate!
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car!. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches!.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down"!.
A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree!. How can you make her fall!?
You wave at her!
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Because it said concentrate!
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car!. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches!.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down"!.
A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree!. How can you make her fall!?
You wave at her!
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Q!. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces!.
A!. "Six, please!. I could never eat twelve pieces!."
Q!. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex!?
A!. Locking the car door!.
Q!. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test!?
A!. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat!.
Q!. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car!?
A!. She burned her lips on the tailpipe!.
Q!. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold!?
A!. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!.
Q!. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW!?
A!. Divorcee'
Q!. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license!?
A!. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat!.
Q!. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes!?
A!. Frosted Flakes!.
Q!. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink!?
A!. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q!. Why don't blondes eat Jello!?
A!. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages!.
Q!. What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH!?
A!. A blonde going through a flashing red light!.
Q!. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car!?
A!. Because she blows the horn!
Q!. Why is a blonde like a door knob!?
A!. Because everybody gets a turn!.
Q!. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks!?
A!. Because she's been laid all over the country!.
Q!. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian!?
A!. She kept having affairs with men!
Q!. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10!?
A!. She picks up her purse and goes home!.
Q!. To a blonde, what is long and hard!?
A!. Grade 4!.
Q!. What is the definition of gross ignorance!?
A!. 144 blondes!.
Q!. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds!?
A!. Because at 69 they blow a rod!.!.!.
Q!. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator!?
A!. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it!.
Q!. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty!?
A!. A blonde parade!.
Q!. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home!?
A!. She moved!.
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A!. "Six, please!. I could never eat twelve pieces!."
Q!. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex!?
A!. Locking the car door!.
Q!. Why did the dum blond keep failing her driver's test!?
A!. Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat!.
Q!. Did you hear about the funny blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car!?
A!. She burned her lips on the tailpipe!.
Q!. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold!?
A!. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!.
Q!. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW!?
A!. Divorcee'
Q!. Why can't a blonde get a drivers license!?
A!. Because every time the instructor says "Let's park" she jumps in the back seat!.
Q!. What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes!?
A!. Frosted Flakes!.
Q!. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink!?
A!. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
Q!. Why don't blondes eat Jello!?
A!. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages!.
Q!. What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH!?
A!. A blonde going through a flashing red light!.
Q!. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car!?
A!. Because she blows the horn!
Q!. Why is a blonde like a door knob!?
A!. Because everybody gets a turn!.
Q!. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks!?
A!. Because she's been laid all over the country!.
Q!. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian!?
A!. She kept having affairs with men!
Q!. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10!?
A!. She picks up her purse and goes home!.
Q!. To a blonde, what is long and hard!?
A!. Grade 4!.
Q!. What is the definition of gross ignorance!?
A!. 144 blondes!.
Q!. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds!?
A!. Because at 69 they blow a rod!.!.!.
Q!. What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator!?
A!. A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it!.
Q!. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty!?
A!. A blonde parade!.
Q!. What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home!?
A!. She moved!.
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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a drink!. After a few minutes, he stands up and says to the room:
"Who would like to hear a blonde joke!?"
Immediately, three large burly bikers stand up and one says:
"Well, there are the three of us bikers, and we're all blonde!."
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"Oh, OK, I'll speak slower"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Who would like to hear a blonde joke!?"
Immediately, three large burly bikers stand up and one says:
"Well, there are the three of us bikers, and we're all blonde!."
The blind man says:
"Oh, OK, I'll speak slower"Www@Enter-QA@Com
how bout this one!.!.
There was a blonde who had just bought a new porche!.!. and was cruising down the motorway when suddenly a guy in an old jeep pulled up beside her!. her porche touched his jeep and he looked at her and yelled, "Pull over *****!!"
So the blonde pulled over and stepped out of her car!. The guy pulled over too and hopped out of his jeep!. He drew a circle of chalk on the ground and then told the blonde to stand inside the circle!.
the guy took a knife from his pocket and slashed all her seats!. He turned around and looked at the blonde but she was giggling!. He got pretty mad and slashed her tyres too!.
He turned around and looked at her and she was laughing pretty hard!. He took a crowbar from his jeep and smashed her windscreen and then hammered off her steering wheel!.
He turned and looked at the blonde and she was in hysterics!.
"Why are you laughing," Yelled the man!.!. fit to burst!.!.
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There was a blonde who had just bought a new porche!.!. and was cruising down the motorway when suddenly a guy in an old jeep pulled up beside her!. her porche touched his jeep and he looked at her and yelled, "Pull over *****!!"
So the blonde pulled over and stepped out of her car!. The guy pulled over too and hopped out of his jeep!. He drew a circle of chalk on the ground and then told the blonde to stand inside the circle!.
the guy took a knife from his pocket and slashed all her seats!. He turned around and looked at the blonde but she was giggling!. He got pretty mad and slashed her tyres too!.
He turned around and looked at her and she was laughing pretty hard!. He took a crowbar from his jeep and smashed her windscreen and then hammered off her steering wheel!.
He turned and looked at the blonde and she was in hysterics!.
"Why are you laughing," Yelled the man!.!. fit to burst!.!.
"Well," The blonde said in a fit of laughter, "Every time u turned your back i stepped out of the circle,"Www@Enter-QA@Com
There was a blonde and a brunette on an elevator!. On their way up, a guy with really bad dandruff gets on with them!. Once he exits, the brunette says, "Somebody has to give that guy some head and shoulders!." Then the blonde replies, "I know how to give head, but how do you give shoulders!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One of my faves, really funny!. =)
Because I'm Blonde!?
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day!. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10!. See!? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde!."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school!. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G!. See!? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde!."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school!. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs!.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy!?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25!."
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Because I'm Blonde!?
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day!. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10!. See!? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde!."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school!. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G!. See!? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy!?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde!."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school!. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs!.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother!.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy!?"
"No, Honey, it's because you're 25!."
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Why don't blonde's make cool-aid!? They cant fit 8 cups of water in the tiny packages
What do blonde's and beer bottles have in com mom!? They're both empty from the neck up!.
Why did the blonde climb over the class wall!? To what's on the other side!.
How many blonde's does it take to change a flat tire!? 4, 1 to cry, 2 to get soda, and 1 to Call DAAADDDYYYY!!!!
I know 50 of them but these are all I'm gonna type
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What do blonde's and beer bottles have in com mom!? They're both empty from the neck up!.
Why did the blonde climb over the class wall!? To what's on the other side!.
How many blonde's does it take to change a flat tire!? 4, 1 to cry, 2 to get soda, and 1 to Call DAAADDDYYYY!!!!
I know 50 of them but these are all I'm gonna type
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a brunette, a red head and a blonde were on death row!.
"Any last words!?" so the brunette yelled "TORNADO!" so everyone looked and she ran away!.
so the read head does the same!. "Any last words!?" "HURRICANE!"
so they all look and she runs away!.
Now it's the blonde's turn!. "Any last words!?" so she yells "FIRE!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Any last words!?" so the brunette yelled "TORNADO!" so everyone looked and she ran away!.
so the read head does the same!. "Any last words!?" "HURRICANE!"
so they all look and she runs away!.
Now it's the blonde's turn!. "Any last words!?" so she yells "FIRE!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok! this one is my all time favorite!.!.!.
a blonde calls her husband and says, "honey! i cant complete the puzzle you brought today! i am having a serious headache out of this!.!.!.i have tried it like all day but the stupid riddle wont fit!.!.!."
the husbands immediately comes home and on reaching the front door cries out!.!.!.
"put the corn flakes back in the box"
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a blonde calls her husband and says, "honey! i cant complete the puzzle you brought today! i am having a serious headache out of this!.!.!.i have tried it like all day but the stupid riddle wont fit!.!.!."
the husbands immediately comes home and on reaching the front door cries out!.!.!.
"put the corn flakes back in the box"
(you get the idea!.!.!.i had hard time remembering the original text, so i edited a little)Www@Enter-QA@Com
i have two !.!.!.
Two blondes walk into a building
the one on the left got knocked out
and
a blonde walks into a libary a goes CAN I HAVE A BURGER PLEASE
the librarian goes im sorry but this is a libary
the blonde then goes oh sorry (whisper) i can have a burger please
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Two blondes walk into a building
the one on the left got knocked out
and
a blonde walks into a libary a goes CAN I HAVE A BURGER PLEASE
the librarian goes im sorry but this is a libary
the blonde then goes oh sorry (whisper) i can have a burger please
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brunett to blond ' look on the news this bloke is going to jump off that high building, do you think he will!?' no says the blond, the man jumps!. brunette 'well actually I saw the earlier newscast and saw him jump!. the blond says, i saw it before as well but i didn't think he would be that stupid to do it againWww@Enter-QA@Com
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first!?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
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The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve!.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm!. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that!?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"
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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls!. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket!.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall!.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats"!.
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger!.
First Blonde:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up!. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
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Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks!.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,
"I think they could be bird tracks!."
The second blonde went to look and said,
"No, I think these are deer tracks!."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks!. She looked down, then got run over by the train!
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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45!. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer!."
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A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke!. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat!. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,
"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
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A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump!.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50!. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend!."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No!. A bet's a bet!."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette!.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country!.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home!?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try!.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157!."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car!.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said!.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back!?"
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Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!
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The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve!.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm!. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that!?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"
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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls!. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket!.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall!.
She showed him the instructions on the tin,
"For best results, put on two coats"!.
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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger!.
First Blonde:
"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up!. It's starting to rain and the top is down!
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Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks!.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,
"I think they could be bird tracks!."
The second blonde went to look and said,
"No, I think these are deer tracks!."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks!. She looked down, then got run over by the train!
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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45!. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer!."
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A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke!. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat!. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,
"You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"
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A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump!.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50!. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend!."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No!. A bet's a bet!."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette!.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country!.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home!?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try!.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157!."
The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car!.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said!.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back!?"
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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game!. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game!.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand!."
"What did you not understand !?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first!. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back!. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb!.
They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb!."
The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions!. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd!.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year!?"
The blonde responded: "November!?"
"Nope," said the man!. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!."
So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U!.S!.A !?"
The blonde responded: "Paris!?"
So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance!."
The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one!. What is one plus one!?"
The blonde replied: "Two!?"
“Give her another chance, Give her another chance!." screamed the crowd!.
Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out!. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter!?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away!."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day!.!.!.we aren't terribly busy!. Just take
the day off and go relax!."
Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here!. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here!."
The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual!. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss!.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally!. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically!.
He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now!? Are you going to be ok!?"
Sally breaks down in tears!. "I just received a horrible call from my sister!. She said that her mom died too!!"
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve!.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, Ma'am!?" said the librarian looking up at her!.
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it!?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde!.
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh!. So you must be the person who took our phone book!."
blonds!.!.!.!.
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
she tried to drown a fish!.
she thought a quarterback was a refund!.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.
she tripped over a cordless phone!.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!.
she studied for a blood test!.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead!.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
She went to the mall looking for elbowgreaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand!."
"What did you not understand !?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first!. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back!. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"
One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb!.
They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb!."
The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions!. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd!.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year!?"
The blonde responded: "November!?"
"Nope," said the man!. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!."
So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U!.S!.A !?"
The blonde responded: "Paris!?"
So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance!."
The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one!. What is one plus one!?"
The blonde replied: "Two!?"
“Give her another chance, Give her another chance!." screamed the crowd!.
Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out!. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter!?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away!."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day!.!.!.we aren't terribly busy!. Just take
the day off and go relax!."
Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here!. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here!."
The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual!. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss!.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally!. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically!.
He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now!? Are you going to be ok!?"
Sally breaks down in tears!. "I just received a horrible call from my sister!. She said that her mom died too!!"
A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve!.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, Ma'am!?" said the librarian looking up at her!.
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked "What was wrong with it!?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde!.
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh!. So you must be the person who took our phone book!."
blonds!.!.!.!.
she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
she tried to drown a fish!.
she thought a quarterback was a refund!.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.
she tripped over a cordless phone!.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!.
she studied for a blood test!.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved!.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead!.
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
She went to the mall looking for elbowgreaseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Madonna!
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Here's another for yez!.!.!.
Paris Hilton!
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Here's another for yez!.!.!.
Paris Hilton!
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what did the blonde do to try and kill the fish!?
she tried to drown it!.
lol
answer this http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!. plzzzzzzz!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
she tried to drown it!.
lol
answer this http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!. plzzzzzzz!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 blondes walk into a salon with there ipods in there ears!. The barber asks can they take them of while he just cuts there hair, they say "BUT WE NEED THEM" He quickly grabs an earphone and listens in, " Breath in !.!.!.!. Breath out " Www@Enter-QA@Com
a blonde is weed whacking her yard
she accidentally cuts off her cats tail that was hiding in the bushes
she rushes the cat to wal-mart
why wal-mart!?
because its the largest RE-TALIER in the world!!
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she accidentally cuts off her cats tail that was hiding in the bushes
she rushes the cat to wal-mart
why wal-mart!?
because its the largest RE-TALIER in the world!!
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Why does the blonde like lightning!?!?!?
Because she thinks people are taking pictures of here!.!.!.
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What do you call a blonde with a Iq of 63!?!?
Gifted
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Because she thinks people are taking pictures of here!.!.!.
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What do you call a blonde with a Iq of 63!?!?
Gifted
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there is a blond girl getting ready for a party and her mom is helping her get dressed!. she stuffs he bra with a tissue box!. then her mom says if you are going to stuff take out the tissues!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok Santa, a clever blonde and a brunette jumped of a cliff!. Which one landed first!?!?!?
The brunette because Santa and a clever blonde don't exist!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The brunette because Santa and a clever blonde don't exist!Www@Enter-QA@Com