What are some funny ways to answer my phone?!
Question: What are some funny ways to answer my phone!?
I only answer my phone in funny ways if it is a close friend or some people in my family that like to have a laugh!. i have been using the same ones for a while but need some new ideas!.
a few examples of the ones i have been using are:
1!. Joe's pool hall eightball speaking!.
2!. city morgue, you kill em', we chill em!.
3!. The number you have called is not in service!.!. Please try again
4!. 911 - What is your emergency
anyway you get the point so please help me out!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a few examples of the ones i have been using are:
1!. Joe's pool hall eightball speaking!.
2!. city morgue, you kill em', we chill em!.
3!. The number you have called is not in service!.!. Please try again
4!. 911 - What is your emergency
anyway you get the point so please help me out!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
You can use these from the Psychiatric Hotline:
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly!.
- If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you!.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6!.
- If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want!. Stay on the line so we can trace your call!.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship!.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press!.
- If you are a depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer!.
- If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969!.
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line!.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name!.
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0!.
- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or during the beep!. Please wait for the beep!.
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9!.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9!.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9!.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9!.
- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up!. All operators are too busy to talk to you!.
- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry!. You won't be crazy forever!.
- If you are a blonde, don't press any buttons - you'll just mess it up!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly!.
- If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you!.
- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6!.
- If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want!. Stay on the line so we can trace your call!.
- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship!.
- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press!.
- If you are a depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer!.
- If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696969!.
- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line!.
- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name!.
- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0!.
- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or during the beep!. Please wait for the beep!.
- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9!.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9!.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9!.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9!.
- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up!. All operators are too busy to talk to you!.
- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry!. You won't be crazy forever!.
- If you are a blonde, don't press any buttons - you'll just mess it up!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice ones!. Love the morgue one!. Here are a few more:
1!. Hello Clarice!.!.!.
2!. Dix's hotdogs!.!.!.If you like hotdogs, you'll love Dix!!!
3!. "Hello!? OH NO! the voices are back again!"
4!. Joe's Crematorium - You kill 'em, we grill 'em!.
5!. Melbourne Sperm Bank, you spank it, we bank it! How may I help you!?
6!. Hello, please state your name, address, and credit card number!.
7!. "I've got the money, just let her go, she's been through enough!."
Ok thats all for me folks!.
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1!. Hello Clarice!.!.!.
2!. Dix's hotdogs!.!.!.If you like hotdogs, you'll love Dix!!!
3!. "Hello!? OH NO! the voices are back again!"
4!. Joe's Crematorium - You kill 'em, we grill 'em!.
5!. Melbourne Sperm Bank, you spank it, we bank it! How may I help you!?
6!. Hello, please state your name, address, and credit card number!.
7!. "I've got the money, just let her go, she's been through enough!."
Ok thats all for me folks!.
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LOL i like the ones you have! I think its funny just to answer the phone saying "YELLOW" instead of "hello" to see if people notice!. Haha! You could try to impersonate that disconnected phone robot!.!.!.!. like make the beepy noises then say "im sorry, the telephone number you have dialed blah blah blah"!.!.!.!.!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Moshimoshi (its the japanese way of answering the phone)
Alo (Its th way to answer the phone in Spanish)
Domino's pizza my name is (insert name) may I take your order!?
(with a computerized voice) you have just reached (make up the name of some important place) if you want to talk to!.!.!.!.!. please press one If you would like to !.!.!.!.!.!.please press two, if you would like to talk to an operator, please hold the line!.!.!.!.!.!.after some time!.!.!.!.your call is very important to us, please hold!.!.!.!.!.wait a little longer!.!.!.!.!.you are the next caller!.!.!.your call is very important to us!.!.!.!.!.
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Alo (Its th way to answer the phone in Spanish)
Domino's pizza my name is (insert name) may I take your order!?
(with a computerized voice) you have just reached (make up the name of some important place) if you want to talk to!.!.!.!.!. please press one If you would like to !.!.!.!.!.!.please press two, if you would like to talk to an operator, please hold the line!.!.!.!.!.!.after some time!.!.!.!.your call is very important to us, please hold!.!.!.!.!.wait a little longer!.!.!.!.!.you are the next caller!.!.!.your call is very important to us!.!.!.!.!.
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a few suggestions!.
Pizza Hut can I take your order!?
FBI agnet
someone farted was that you!?
can you hold for 20 minutes please!?
Lottery department can I help you
I think that all I can think of
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Pizza Hut can I take your order!?
FBI agnet
someone farted was that you!?
can you hold for 20 minutes please!?
Lottery department can I help you
I think that all I can think of
MattWww@Enter-QA@Com
Help! They're keeping me in a small white room! Call the Embassy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Thanks for calling!. Goodbye!." Then wait until the other person talks before you say any more!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Hey, you owe me money!.
2!. I didn't do it, or I didn't do it - this time!.
3!. Hi, you've reached (your name)'s voice mail!. I don't want to talk to you now!. Leave a message at the click!.
4!. I'm sorry, please hold (hum/sing hold music)!.
5!. Um, hello, this is officer Smith, (your name) can't get the phone right now!.
6!. I'm not answering the phone right now because (insert caller's name) might call!.
7!. This call may be recorded for quality purposes!.
8!. Thank you for calling procrastinators anonymous!. Leave a message and we'll call back eventually!.
9!. You got any cheese!?
10!. Why haven't you called!?!
11!. Oh no, someone called it, what should I do now!? But if I hang up they'll just call back and want to know where she is!.
12!. We know who you are and we're coming for you!.
13!. If you hear this message, please tell my parents that I need bail money!. (You may want to warn your parents in case someone takes it seriously!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. I didn't do it, or I didn't do it - this time!.
3!. Hi, you've reached (your name)'s voice mail!. I don't want to talk to you now!. Leave a message at the click!.
4!. I'm sorry, please hold (hum/sing hold music)!.
5!. Um, hello, this is officer Smith, (your name) can't get the phone right now!.
6!. I'm not answering the phone right now because (insert caller's name) might call!.
7!. This call may be recorded for quality purposes!.
8!. Thank you for calling procrastinators anonymous!. Leave a message and we'll call back eventually!.
9!. You got any cheese!?
10!. Why haven't you called!?!
11!. Oh no, someone called it, what should I do now!? But if I hang up they'll just call back and want to know where she is!.
12!. We know who you are and we're coming for you!.
13!. If you hear this message, please tell my parents that I need bail money!. (You may want to warn your parents in case someone takes it seriously!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com