*********WHO NEEDS A JOKE????*******?!
Question: *********WHO NEEDS A JOKE!?!?!?!?*******!?
A man suffered from terrible headaches!. Finally, he went to a a doctor, who gave him a throughout examination
Doctor: Well, i am not sure exactly what's causing the problem but we've found a cure for your problem!. You'll have to be castrated!.
the man was horrified but finally agreed as the headache got worse!.
so the doctor performed the surgery on him!.
in the beginning, the man was depressed but the doctor told him to start a new life!.
Taking the doctor's advice, the man went to a men's shop to get some new clothes
The salesman said: let start with the suit!. looks like u r a 38 regular right!?
man: that's right!.how did u know!?
salesman: well, when you've been in the business as long as i have, u get pretty good at sizing up!. now for the shirt, looks like a 15 long!.
man: exactly
salesman:now for the underpants, i say 36!?
man:well that's ur first mistake, i always wear 34
salesman: OK, if u insist but they are going to pinch ur balls nd give u a terrible headaches!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Doctor: Well, i am not sure exactly what's causing the problem but we've found a cure for your problem!. You'll have to be castrated!.
the man was horrified but finally agreed as the headache got worse!.
so the doctor performed the surgery on him!.
in the beginning, the man was depressed but the doctor told him to start a new life!.
Taking the doctor's advice, the man went to a men's shop to get some new clothes
The salesman said: let start with the suit!. looks like u r a 38 regular right!?
man: that's right!.how did u know!?
salesman: well, when you've been in the business as long as i have, u get pretty good at sizing up!. now for the shirt, looks like a 15 long!.
man: exactly
salesman:now for the underpants, i say 36!?
man:well that's ur first mistake, i always wear 34
salesman: OK, if u insist but they are going to pinch ur balls nd give u a terrible headaches!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
There's a man sitting at a bar, with a 10in Pianist (Piano player)
The bartender said to the man "Hey, where'd you get this little guy at!?"
And the man replies with, "I have a magic genie!. Why don't you give it a try!?"
The bartender takes the lap and rubs it, and out pops a genie!. The bartender then says "I wish for a million bucks"!.
And POOF there a million ducks all over his bar, and he bartender yells "hey what the heck!? I said BUCK not DUCK"
The man replies with, "The genie is a little hard of hearing, you don't think I really wished for a 10in pianist do you!?!?"
haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bartender said to the man "Hey, where'd you get this little guy at!?"
And the man replies with, "I have a magic genie!. Why don't you give it a try!?"
The bartender takes the lap and rubs it, and out pops a genie!. The bartender then says "I wish for a million bucks"!.
And POOF there a million ducks all over his bar, and he bartender yells "hey what the heck!? I said BUCK not DUCK"
The man replies with, "The genie is a little hard of hearing, you don't think I really wished for a 10in pianist do you!?!?"
haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A naked man jumped over a birthday cake with lit candles, and someone shouted, "Great balls a fire!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.!.!. ehhhhh!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
:D hahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahahah!.!.!.!.!. thats funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Umm, sorry mate!. Not really funny!.
Kudos for trying, though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Kudos for trying, though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I could do with one!. But this one isn't funny :-(Www@Enter-QA@Com
D: I felt the painWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL @ You'll have to be castrated!.
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Thanks that was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
aww poor guy!.!.!. if only he had knownWww@Enter-QA@Com
its ok
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great!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats a sad oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's an O!.K!. joke but it didn't make me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com