Is this not the greatest joke ever?!
Question: Is this not the greatest joke ever!?
Three guys show up at the Pearly Gates!. St!. Peter walks up to them and says, "Okay, guys, you know the drill!. I can only let one of you into heaven, and i've decided it's gonna be the guy with the best story of how he died!." St!. Peter goes up to the first guy and says, how'd you die!?
The first guy goes,"well, it's like this!. I work a construction job, 12 to 14 hours a day!. I come home from work one day to find a pair of pants and shirt draped over the kitchen table chair that don't belong to me!. I'm lookin' around for the guy, you know, under the bed, in the closet, behind the drapes!. Finally I make my way out to the balcony, and there's some numb-nuts hangin' there in his boxer shorts!. I snap!. I see red!. I go and get a hammer from my tool kit, then i go and start hammering his fingers until he falls!. Wouldn't you know it, he hits the awning at the bottom and survives!. That wasn't enough for me!. I go and get my fridge and push it over the balcony!. It squashes him flat!. Then i started feelin' bad about what I did, and shot myself in the head!."
St!. Peter thinks about this and says,"Okay, that was pretty good!." He goes to the next guy and says, what's your story!?
The second guy says,"Well, it's like this!. I live in the penthouse suite of a downtown apartment building!. I'm out on my terrace one day, workin' out, doin' some jumpin' jacks, when all of a sudden I fall over the edge of the building!. Luckily i catch myself on someone's balcony!. So, i'm hangin' there, hopin' someone'll see me and call the fire department, when all of a sudden, this guy comes out with a pissed off look on his face and starts hammering my fingers!. Naturally, I fall, but i hit the awning at the bottom and survive!. So i'm sittin' there, dazed, wonderin' what the hell just happened, and when I look up the last thing I see is a refridgerator bearing down on me!."
St!. Peter thinks long about this, and finally says to the third guy,"Man, it's not looking good!. But i'm a fair guy, so how did you die!?"
The third guy says,"Pete, the fridge was the wrong place to hide!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The first guy goes,"well, it's like this!. I work a construction job, 12 to 14 hours a day!. I come home from work one day to find a pair of pants and shirt draped over the kitchen table chair that don't belong to me!. I'm lookin' around for the guy, you know, under the bed, in the closet, behind the drapes!. Finally I make my way out to the balcony, and there's some numb-nuts hangin' there in his boxer shorts!. I snap!. I see red!. I go and get a hammer from my tool kit, then i go and start hammering his fingers until he falls!. Wouldn't you know it, he hits the awning at the bottom and survives!. That wasn't enough for me!. I go and get my fridge and push it over the balcony!. It squashes him flat!. Then i started feelin' bad about what I did, and shot myself in the head!."
St!. Peter thinks about this and says,"Okay, that was pretty good!." He goes to the next guy and says, what's your story!?
The second guy says,"Well, it's like this!. I live in the penthouse suite of a downtown apartment building!. I'm out on my terrace one day, workin' out, doin' some jumpin' jacks, when all of a sudden I fall over the edge of the building!. Luckily i catch myself on someone's balcony!. So, i'm hangin' there, hopin' someone'll see me and call the fire department, when all of a sudden, this guy comes out with a pissed off look on his face and starts hammering my fingers!. Naturally, I fall, but i hit the awning at the bottom and survive!. So i'm sittin' there, dazed, wonderin' what the hell just happened, and when I look up the last thing I see is a refridgerator bearing down on me!."
St!. Peter thinks long about this, and finally says to the third guy,"Man, it's not looking good!. But i'm a fair guy, so how did you die!?"
The third guy says,"Pete, the fridge was the wrong place to hide!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol
not the greatest
but good nonetheless :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
not the greatest
but good nonetheless :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol That's funny!. And kinda sad!.!.!.;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha and still it remains a classic!!! :D :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!. FunnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha very very funny heres a star hahahahahaha XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
:) FUNNY!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
was larfableWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.the frozen one should go to hell and melt!. haha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Thanks for the laugh!. :o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard a variant of this decades ago!. Nice all the same!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard this one a few times already!. Still good though!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL pretty good :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute, but NOT the best joke everWww@Enter-QA@Com
Second time today this joke has been posted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
too cute!.!.!. I didn't see that coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
JOKE: WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HAVE 2000 POUNDS DYNAMITE!?
a strong man and a woman was on a bed
when they are about to get some actions, the man took out his clothes and flexes his muscle
man: see that baby, that is 1000 pounds dynamite
the woman began drooling
then the man took out his pants and showed his leg
man: see that baby, that is 1000 pounds dynamite
the woman became excited and beg for more
finally, the man took down his underpants!.
the woman yelled and ran out of the room
the man chased after her and asked her why did she ran out
woman: 2000 pounds of dynamite with such a short FUSE, i thought u might explodeWww@Enter-QA@Com
a strong man and a woman was on a bed
when they are about to get some actions, the man took out his clothes and flexes his muscle
man: see that baby, that is 1000 pounds dynamite
the woman began drooling
then the man took out his pants and showed his leg
man: see that baby, that is 1000 pounds dynamite
the woman became excited and beg for more
finally, the man took down his underpants!.
the woman yelled and ran out of the room
the man chased after her and asked her why did she ran out
woman: 2000 pounds of dynamite with such a short FUSE, i thought u might explodeWww@Enter-QA@Com