How bout some yo momma jokes?!
Question: How bout some yo momma jokes!?
Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo mama eats so much, if she died it would end world hunger!.
Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting!.
Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread!.
Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on Wal-Mart, tripped on Kmart and landed on Target!.
Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away!.
Yo momma like a 7-11!. On every corner and always open!.
Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will!.
Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week!.
Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her!.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke!."
Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours!.
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece!.
Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in!.
Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow!.
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Yo mama eats so much, if she died it would end world hunger!.
Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting!.
Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread!.
Yo mama is so fat, she stepped on Wal-Mart, tripped on Kmart and landed on Target!.
Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving it all away!.
Yo momma like a 7-11!. On every corner and always open!.
Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will!.
Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week!.
Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her!.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke!."
Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours!.
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece!.
Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in!.
Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow!.
feel free to share your own!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ha ha, funny!. what about mine
1!. yo momma is so stupid, she crashed into a parked car while walking!.
2!. yo momma is so stupid, she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy
3!. well, last night i was with your brother, and i told him that i was scared, he said why!? i told him because i am going to be on your mom tomorrow, and he said don't be scared, every bodies been on her(this one maybe isn't right for a girl to say)
4!. yo momma so fat, that when she farts, they call in for a global warning
5!.yo momma so fat, that when she was watching the news, they said it was going to be chilly outside, so she ran outside with a spoon
6!. yo momma so black, that when she sits in the jacuzzi, she makes hot chocolate for everyone
7!. yo momma so ugly & smelly, that when she walks down the hall past the bathroom, the water in the toilet flushes
8!. yo mommas breath is so smelly, it is worse then 2 skunks gambling
9!. yo momma is so fat, that when she tries to get through the door, you gotta use the routine from the song, "you gotta kick, push, kick, push"
10!. yo momma is so fat, they mistaked her for Don Vito
11!. yo mamma's chest is so hairy, she even has more chest hair then austin powers "yeah baby yeah"
12!. yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is woolkie *immitates him*
13!. yo momma so dutch, rosie `o donnel won't even date her
14!. yo momma so fat, she has pictures of food in her wallet
15!. yo momma so fat, that when they hang her picture on the wall, the wall falls down
16!. yo momma so fat, that when she saw a school bus drive down the street with a bunch of white kids, she said "hey stop that twinkie!"
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1!. yo momma is so stupid, she crashed into a parked car while walking!.
2!. yo momma is so stupid, she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy
3!. well, last night i was with your brother, and i told him that i was scared, he said why!? i told him because i am going to be on your mom tomorrow, and he said don't be scared, every bodies been on her(this one maybe isn't right for a girl to say)
4!. yo momma so fat, that when she farts, they call in for a global warning
5!.yo momma so fat, that when she was watching the news, they said it was going to be chilly outside, so she ran outside with a spoon
6!. yo momma so black, that when she sits in the jacuzzi, she makes hot chocolate for everyone
7!. yo momma so ugly & smelly, that when she walks down the hall past the bathroom, the water in the toilet flushes
8!. yo mommas breath is so smelly, it is worse then 2 skunks gambling
9!. yo momma is so fat, that when she tries to get through the door, you gotta use the routine from the song, "you gotta kick, push, kick, push"
10!. yo momma is so fat, they mistaked her for Don Vito
11!. yo mamma's chest is so hairy, she even has more chest hair then austin powers "yeah baby yeah"
12!. yo momma is so hairy the only language she speaks is woolkie *immitates him*
13!. yo momma so dutch, rosie `o donnel won't even date her
14!. yo momma so fat, she has pictures of food in her wallet
15!. yo momma so fat, that when they hang her picture on the wall, the wall falls down
16!. yo momma so fat, that when she saw a school bus drive down the street with a bunch of white kids, she said "hey stop that twinkie!"
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I got some
1) Yo momma so poor, when I went to her house and asked for the bathroom, she said walk outside and it's 4 trees to your right!.
2) Yo momma so fat, when God said let there be light, she had to move to another galaxy!.
3) Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said hey, who's throwing stones at me
4) Yo momma so dumb when I said she lost her mind she went outside to search for itWww@Enter-QA@Com
1) Yo momma so poor, when I went to her house and asked for the bathroom, she said walk outside and it's 4 trees to your right!.
2) Yo momma so fat, when God said let there be light, she had to move to another galaxy!.
3) Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus she said hey, who's throwing stones at me
4) Yo momma so dumb when I said she lost her mind she went outside to search for itWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so fat when she went to the nascar race-track people were wondering why the good-year blimp hadn’t taken off!.
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Your mommas so dumb when I said its chilly outside she went to get a bowl!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm sorry to say but,!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i don't like Yo momma jokes!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com