A joke for the guys ONLY...ONLY!!!!!!?!
Question: A joke for the guys ONLY!.!.!.ONLY!!!!!!!?
Want me to prove that girls are evil using logic!?
girls = time x money
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
and:
money = 'the root of all evil'
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared
Therefore:
girls = evil
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girls = time x money
time = money
thus:
girls = money x money = 'money' squared
and:
money = 'the root of all evil'
thus:
girls = (square root of evil) squared
Therefore:
girls = evil
Please star!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Oh, okay!.
How about this:
Men have NO personal hygiene!.
They watch porn too much!.
Drink beer too much!.
Watch football all freakin' day!.
The TV produces greenhouse gasses!.
Thats bad!.
They never clean up after themselves!.
Adjusting yourself in public is SO not cool!.
NONE of their jokes are funny!.
Men never know when to stop!.
Selective Hearing is the ONLY skill men have!.
[They listen to whatever they WANT to listen to; everything else is a blur]!.
They can't even multi-task!.
Most men have smelly feet!.
Do they feel like your feet dont need to be cleaned!?
Theyre JOINED to your legs, so why the hell dont you feel the need to clean them!?
Men barely ever change their underwear!.
Us women even BUY them for you!. Is changing them too much to ask!?
Do males even know how to use a washing machine!?
Grocery Shopping isnt that hard!. If I asked a male where the eggs are located in their Grocery Store, they WOULNT HAVE A CLUE!.
!.!.!.Therefore, Men = Smelly pigs with NO practical skills!.
Now read this:
Women know how to do ALL cleaning!.
That includes:
Mopping Floors!.
Cleaning windows!.
Dishes!.
Loads of washing [usually 2 a day!]!.
Changing bedsheets!.
Cleaning the shower/bath!.
Vacuuming!.
Polishing silverware!.
Dusting!.
Cleaning toilets [and having to constantly put the seat down after all you MEN!]
We know how to talk to kids without them bursting into tears and running away all scared!.
We can keep a conversation flowing!.
All our jokes are appropriate!.
We can think up a speech from the top of our heads without cracking a COMPLETELY uncalled-for joke!.
We are usually the ones that attend meetings with our childrens teachers!.
We help our kids with school projects!. [Even if they're about Motorbikes or something not even REMOTELY woman-ly]!.
Practically ALL of our meals we cook have a wide variety of different foods [better than your microwave noodles and steak!]!.
On top of ALL that, we can ALWAYS manage to put aside some time to have a shower!
!.!.!.Therefore, Women = Smart, Mature, Hardworking People!.
So how about you get your head out of your @ss and get over the fact that women have SO much more common sense than men!.
Sorry to be sexist, but seriously - you're REEEEALY wrong xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
How about this:
Men have NO personal hygiene!.
They watch porn too much!.
Drink beer too much!.
Watch football all freakin' day!.
The TV produces greenhouse gasses!.
Thats bad!.
They never clean up after themselves!.
Adjusting yourself in public is SO not cool!.
NONE of their jokes are funny!.
Men never know when to stop!.
Selective Hearing is the ONLY skill men have!.
[They listen to whatever they WANT to listen to; everything else is a blur]!.
They can't even multi-task!.
Most men have smelly feet!.
Do they feel like your feet dont need to be cleaned!?
Theyre JOINED to your legs, so why the hell dont you feel the need to clean them!?
Men barely ever change their underwear!.
Us women even BUY them for you!. Is changing them too much to ask!?
Do males even know how to use a washing machine!?
Grocery Shopping isnt that hard!. If I asked a male where the eggs are located in their Grocery Store, they WOULNT HAVE A CLUE!.
!.!.!.Therefore, Men = Smelly pigs with NO practical skills!.
Now read this:
Women know how to do ALL cleaning!.
That includes:
Mopping Floors!.
Cleaning windows!.
Dishes!.
Loads of washing [usually 2 a day!]!.
Changing bedsheets!.
Cleaning the shower/bath!.
Vacuuming!.
Polishing silverware!.
Dusting!.
Cleaning toilets [and having to constantly put the seat down after all you MEN!]
We know how to talk to kids without them bursting into tears and running away all scared!.
We can keep a conversation flowing!.
All our jokes are appropriate!.
We can think up a speech from the top of our heads without cracking a COMPLETELY uncalled-for joke!.
We are usually the ones that attend meetings with our childrens teachers!.
We help our kids with school projects!. [Even if they're about Motorbikes or something not even REMOTELY woman-ly]!.
Practically ALL of our meals we cook have a wide variety of different foods [better than your microwave noodles and steak!]!.
On top of ALL that, we can ALWAYS manage to put aside some time to have a shower!
!.!.!.Therefore, Women = Smart, Mature, Hardworking People!.
So how about you get your head out of your @ss and get over the fact that women have SO much more common sense than men!.
Sorry to be sexist, but seriously - you're REEEEALY wrong xDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Honestly, I think it's funny!. The first time I read it-I chuckled!. I like it best when it is drawn out like has the squared and the square root sign!. Good-those that are pissy are just the ones who do require time and money!.
Sorry I know it said guys only, but I usually find these jokes hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry I know it said guys only, but I usually find these jokes hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You know if you put guys only then it is like waving a red rag at a bull, as far as members of the opposite gender are concerned, if you wanted guys only to read it then use a bit of subterfuge and title it, ' What Kind Of Catalytic Converter can I use on my 2006 Ford ' few if any females will answer it then!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dude thats stupid not all girls are like that!. You must be gay if you think all girls are evil!.!. (not that I have a problem with gay people)!.
P!.S!. If your going to put a question as "!.!.!. guys ONLY!.!.!. ONLY" girls are going to read it duh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
P!.S!. If your going to put a question as "!.!.!. guys ONLY!.!.!. ONLY" girls are going to read it duh!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry for answering, but I think it's funny because I can take a joke, especially when it's not supposed to be true!. :) If only people weren't so offended at what wasn't meant to be offensive!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL but messed up!. if you want to have "pleasure" and reproduce never say these things again!. this one is funny though!. girls are nice not all!. i get you!. maybe bad situations with bad girlsWww@Enter-QA@Com
i'd say thats quite a bit of a stretch!.
your joke = pretty awful
boys = stupid
---dude calm down i was kidding too!. not ALL boys are stupid, just most :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
your joke = pretty awful
boys = stupid
---dude calm down i was kidding too!. not ALL boys are stupid, just most :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm not too bothered by the joke, but that's got to be the most flawed use of philosphical logic I have ever seen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not necessarily evil but they can definately bring out the evil in all of usWww@Enter-QA@Com
ive heard that b4 and i love it!.!.!.
mathematically if your girlfriend is obsessed with money and time she's evil!.
lolzWww@Enter-QA@Com
mathematically if your girlfriend is obsessed with money and time she's evil!.
lolzWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i don't car what these other b*tches who can't take a joke are talking about!.!.!. This is clever, lol
And plus its not like any girl can deny it!.!.!. we ARE pretty evil, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
And plus its not like any girl can deny it!.!.!. we ARE pretty evil, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heh thats nice!. Hey girls, it was just a joke! Calm down!Www@Enter-QA@Com
pfffttt!.!.!.nonsense computation!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this kind of joke is non sequitor, but I love those kinda jokes! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
you suckWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!. you know what its like to be humorous!.!.!. you havent shown it yet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You just do not have a clue, do you!?
I concur!.!.!. you suckWww@Enter-QA@Com
I concur!.!.!. you suckWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny
I liked it
I hope you make some moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
I liked it
I hope you make some moreWww@Enter-QA@Com
my gf forced me to say "its not funny" Www@Enter-QA@Com
I give mark hundred out of hundred!. How is it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahha that was funny
girls are no good when having them as gf
they just want money and they waste ur time
hahhaWww@Enter-QA@Com
girls are no good when having them as gf
they just want money and they waste ur time
hahhaWww@Enter-QA@Com