What is your new name??!
Question: What is your new name!?!?
I ASKED THIS THE OTHER DAY BUT IM GONNA ASK AGAIN
I got this in an email and my new name is Funky Batty Pants
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute!.
Please don't be a bore & ruin it!. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you!.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day!. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not!.
Here is your dose of humor!.!.!.
A!. Follow the instructions to find your new
name!.
B!. Once you have your new name, put it in the
subject box and forward it to friends and
family & co-worker s!.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you
so they know you participated!.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as DorkyGizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names!.!.!.
So:-
1!.Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:
a= snickle
b= doombah
c= goober
d= cheesey
e= crusty
f= greasy
g= dumbo
h= farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k= funky
l= boobie
m= sleezy
n = sloopy
o= fluffy
p = stinky
q= slimy
r= dorfus
s= snooty
t= tootsie
u= dipsy
v = sneezy
w= liver
x= skippy
y= dinky
z= zippy
2!.Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a= dippin
b = feather
c= batty
d= burger
e= chicken
f= barffy
g= lizard
h= waffle
i= farkle
j= monkey
k= flippin
l = fricken
m= bubble
n = rhino
o= potty
p= hamster
q= buckle
r= gizzard
s= lickin
t = snickle
u= chuckle
v= pickle
w= hubble
x= dingle
y= gorilla
z= girdle
3!.Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a= butt
b= boob
c= face
d= nose
e = hump
f= breath
g= pants
h= shorts
i= lips
j= honker
k= head
l= tush
m= chunks
n= dunkin
o= brains
p= biscuits
q = toes
r= doodle
s= fanny
t = sniffer
u= sprinkles
v= frack
w= squirt
x= humperdinck
y= hiney
z= juice
So what is your new name !?!?!?!?!?
Hope this makes u laugh as much as it made me laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got this in an email and my new name is Funky Batty Pants
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute!.
Please don't be a bore & ruin it!. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you!.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day!. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not!.
Here is your dose of humor!.!.!.
A!. Follow the instructions to find your new
name!.
B!. Once you have your new name, put it in the
subject box and forward it to friends and
family & co-worker s!.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you
so they know you participated!.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as DorkyGizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names!.!.!.
So:-
1!.Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:
a= snickle
b= doombah
c= goober
d= cheesey
e= crusty
f= greasy
g= dumbo
h= farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k= funky
l= boobie
m= sleezy
n = sloopy
o= fluffy
p = stinky
q= slimy
r= dorfus
s= snooty
t= tootsie
u= dipsy
v = sneezy
w= liver
x= skippy
y= dinky
z= zippy
2!.Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a= dippin
b = feather
c= batty
d= burger
e= chicken
f= barffy
g= lizard
h= waffle
i= farkle
j= monkey
k= flippin
l = fricken
m= bubble
n = rhino
o= potty
p= hamster
q= buckle
r= gizzard
s= lickin
t = snickle
u= chuckle
v= pickle
w= hubble
x= dingle
y= gorilla
z= girdle
3!.Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a= butt
b= boob
c= face
d= nose
e = hump
f= breath
g= pants
h= shorts
i= lips
j= honker
k= head
l= tush
m= chunks
n= dunkin
o= brains
p= biscuits
q = toes
r= doodle
s= fanny
t = sniffer
u= sprinkles
v= frack
w= squirt
x= humperdinck
y= hiney
z= juice
So what is your new name !?!?!?!?!?
Hope this makes u laugh as much as it made me laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I am not changing my name to Boobie Hamster Hump!!!! Thats gay lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Boobie Chucklelips!
-Figures my first name would be Boobie!Www@Enter-QA@Com
-Figures my first name would be Boobie!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I totally refuse to change my name too,,,,,,,,,,Tootsie Gizzard Hump not even if there was a large sum of money involved, how much 50 cents oh ok!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Signed!.!.!.!.!.Toot!.!.!. Gizzard Hump!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Signed!.!.!.!.!.Toot!.!.!. Gizzard Hump!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sleezy Chucklebrains is me!. It's pretty boring and non-funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
tootsie dippinchunks
I should get that put on my birth certificate [j/k]Www@Enter-QA@Com
I should get that put on my birth certificate [j/k]Www@Enter-QA@Com
goober dippin dunkin:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
crusty rhinopantsWww@Enter-QA@Com
sleezy dippin buttWww@Enter-QA@Com
sloopy chicken noseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good day to you all!.
My name is Farcus GizzardSquirt
Sounds like a lizard whos had an accidentWww@Enter-QA@Com
My name is Farcus GizzardSquirt
Sounds like a lizard whos had an accidentWww@Enter-QA@Com
My new name is Goober Dippin' Pants! lol Hahaha! It's very funny!
Hope this helps!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hope this helps!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hello, I'm Sloopy Frickenhump!. Nice to meet you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
sloopy potty doodle!.!.!.that's LAMEWww@Enter-QA@Com