... what is the funniest analogies you've heard recently?!
Question: !.!.!. what is the funniest analogies you've heard recently!?
!.!.!.!. like for example :
"it rained so much, I thought I saw an Noah's Arc outside the window"
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do you know a website that has sayings like these!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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http://writingenglish!.wordpress!.com/2006!.!.!.
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You should watch Jay Leno!.!.!.!. he has best one liner!. lol!.!.!.!.
According to the U!.S!. Department of Transportation, Americans drove 15 billion fewer miles in August than they did the year before!. To which President Bush said, 'See, I told you I know how to solve this golbal warming problem!.'
Happy Halloween, everybody!. Man, I saw the scariest costume!. A little kid knocked on my door dressed as a 401(k)!. Scared me half to death!.
As you know, tonight's the night kids going around asking for handouts!. Same thing Wall Street did about a month ago!.
And according to a federal report, unemployment claims went up by 300,000!. And that's just Republicans in Washington!.
In Pontiac, Michigan, five bodies and the cremated remains of 22 others have been evicted from a funeral home!. Evicted! That's when you know the real estate market's bad, when you're dead and they still foreclose on you!.
I think the economy is starting to turn around!. In fact today, instead of just shooting animals for food, Sarah Palin is back shooting them for fun again
The economy is so bad now pigs can no longer afford lipstick!.
Well, President Bush said this is good, the price falling, because see now people can afford to drive the cars they're living in!.
Barack Obama says one of his top priorities once he becomes president is closing down Guantanamo Bay!. To make sure it closes, he's going to turn it into a bank!.
It's great to be here in Los Angeles, what's left of it!. These wildfires continuing to burn here in LA!. I haven't seen anything go up in smoke like this since my 401(K)!.
Well, it looks like Guantanamo Bay is going to be closed!. Hey, that shows you how tough times are, when even terrorists are losing their homes!.
And the Senate voted on this bailout package again tonight!. Senator Larry Craig missed the vote!. I understand he was in the men's room, introducing his own package!.
AND THE WINNER is!.!.!.!.!.(actual qoute form John McCain while he is on Jay Leno show )!.!.!.!.
Jay!. "How are things going since the election"
John: "I've been sleeping like a baby!. Sleep for 2 hours, wake up and gry, sleep for 2 hours, wake up and cry"Www@Enter-QA@Com
According to the U!.S!. Department of Transportation, Americans drove 15 billion fewer miles in August than they did the year before!. To which President Bush said, 'See, I told you I know how to solve this golbal warming problem!.'
Happy Halloween, everybody!. Man, I saw the scariest costume!. A little kid knocked on my door dressed as a 401(k)!. Scared me half to death!.
As you know, tonight's the night kids going around asking for handouts!. Same thing Wall Street did about a month ago!.
And according to a federal report, unemployment claims went up by 300,000!. And that's just Republicans in Washington!.
In Pontiac, Michigan, five bodies and the cremated remains of 22 others have been evicted from a funeral home!. Evicted! That's when you know the real estate market's bad, when you're dead and they still foreclose on you!.
I think the economy is starting to turn around!. In fact today, instead of just shooting animals for food, Sarah Palin is back shooting them for fun again
The economy is so bad now pigs can no longer afford lipstick!.
Well, President Bush said this is good, the price falling, because see now people can afford to drive the cars they're living in!.
Barack Obama says one of his top priorities once he becomes president is closing down Guantanamo Bay!. To make sure it closes, he's going to turn it into a bank!.
It's great to be here in Los Angeles, what's left of it!. These wildfires continuing to burn here in LA!. I haven't seen anything go up in smoke like this since my 401(K)!.
Well, it looks like Guantanamo Bay is going to be closed!. Hey, that shows you how tough times are, when even terrorists are losing their homes!.
And the Senate voted on this bailout package again tonight!. Senator Larry Craig missed the vote!. I understand he was in the men's room, introducing his own package!.
AND THE WINNER is!.!.!.!.!.(actual qoute form John McCain while he is on Jay Leno show )!.!.!.!.
Jay!. "How are things going since the election"
John: "I've been sleeping like a baby!. Sleep for 2 hours, wake up and gry, sleep for 2 hours, wake up and cry"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm sweating like a pregnant nun in church!.Www@Enter-QA@Com