Joke Did you know that Doughboy died?!
Question: Joke Did you know that Doughboy died!?
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community!.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly!. He was 71!. Doughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin!. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay
their respects, including Mrs!. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch!. The grave
site was piled high with flours!.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded!. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers!. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes!. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old
man and was considered a positive roll model for millions!.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough,
Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven!. He is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart!.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes!.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion
and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may
be having a crumby day and kneads a lift!.
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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly!. He was 71!. Doughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin!. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay
their respects, including Mrs!. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California
Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch!. The grave
site was piled high with flours!.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded!. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers!. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes!. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old
man and was considered a positive roll model for millions!.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough,
Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven!. He is also
survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart!.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes!.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion
and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may
be having a crumby day and kneads a lift!.
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
*sniff* Yes, I knew he just passed!. *sniff*
I also knew him as I used to work in the bakery with him!. I was a pilot n the bakery!. Yeah, I took the bread out of the oven and would pilot in the corner!. But I did not like the dough, so after a while I went on the loaf!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I also knew him as I used to work in the bakery with him!. I was a pilot n the bakery!. Yeah, I took the bread out of the oven and would pilot in the corner!. But I did not like the dough, so after a while I went on the loaf!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Kitty! Say it isn't so! I love that little guy!. I wanted to poke his cute little belly too!. ;( This is a very cute joke and put a smile on my face! Thank you and have a good day!.
Very clever with the relatives and the play on words too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very clever with the relatives and the play on words too!Www@Enter-QA@Com
*poking my own stomach in grief and sobbing*
Ho-Ho!
But I miss you more than I
Missed you before and now
Where I'll find comfort!? God knows
Cos you left me when
Just when I "kneaded" you mostWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ho-Ho!
But I miss you more than I
Missed you before and now
Where I'll find comfort!? God knows
Cos you left me when
Just when I "kneaded" you mostWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO that was horribly funny! i emailed it to everyone! hahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!. <3 Very nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i loved it!!
plus itz true that pillsbury doughboy has really died because they are replacing him!!!!!! can u beive that crap!!?!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
plus itz true that pillsbury doughboy has really died because they are replacing him!!!!!! can u beive that crap!!?!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very cute!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not one of your best but I still laughed so you get a star for the smile you gave me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Really nice joke!. Love the word playWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's just wonderful, I love the use of word play!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's cute! I love it! Very good! I gave a star!
Hope this helps!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hope this helps!Www@Enter-QA@Com
aww that was adorible [:
Made me smile, thank you [:
starr for youu!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Made me smile, thank you [:
starr for youu!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol cute
wonder who thought that one upWww@Enter-QA@Com
wonder who thought that one upWww@Enter-QA@Com
No I did not know this!. Good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that was really cute! ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com