It was a dark and stormy night...?!
Question: It was a dark and stormy night!.!.!.!?
And!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A Texan Farmer was heading for a Vaction in Australia!. There he meets an
Aussie farmer and gets talking!. The Aussie shows off his big wheat
field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least
twice as large!."
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off
his herd of cattle!. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns
that are at least twice as large as your cows!."
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a
herd of kangaroos hopping through the field!. He asks, "And what are
those!?"
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any
grasshoppers in Texas!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aussie farmer and gets talking!. The Aussie shows off his big wheat
field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least
twice as large!."
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off
his herd of cattle!. The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns
that are at least twice as large as your cows!."
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a
herd of kangaroos hopping through the field!. He asks, "And what are
those!?"
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any
grasshoppers in Texas!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
I flipped a magical switch and then there was light!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and !.!.!. for the first time i kissed and enjoyed my girl friend!. she was so ecstatic that she became crazy enough to kiss me in different innovative ways!.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
if i did it i waited till my wife got in the house and i stabbed her and her boy toyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I started to laugh at Classified Conspiracy's joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And I stayed in and watched a movie!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and i still cant believe its not butter! ha that was lameWww@Enter-QA@Com
and storm tore apart the dark!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Then the sun came up, and all was bright!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL heck ya forget texasWww@Enter-QA@Com
then a monster turn on the light!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I sh!t miselfWww@Enter-QA@Com