Two very funny jokes?!
Question: Two very funny jokes!?
This lady is having an affair with a guy in the next apartment building!. They are 20 stories up but like 10 feet apart!. So one day her husband leaves and the other guy calls her
-hey susan
-yeah!.
-why don't you come over, so we can have fun
-i cant! what if someone sees me sneaking over!. theres light ouside this time
-i got an idea, ill take 30 Viagras and you can cross over
-well when your done how am i going to get back home
ahahahahaha i found that funny!.
there is this psychic and he sees everything a few secs before it happens
people all over the world gather around to see his powers
he says " i see a blue car get crashed by a red sedan" and within seconds it happens!. 3rd story on that building will catch fire!.!.and it does!.
A bird will fall down from the sky 3 feet away from me and within 5 seconds it happens
so it got later and a guy asked him if he would share his secrets so he can be just as famous!.
He told him
"go get some shampoo and soap use them in the shower and you will become psychic I can see it happening"
the guy went and did as he was told but nothing happened!. he returned and explained what he did!. the psychic said
"you didn't use it right!. Let me show you how its done"
so they got into the shower!. The psychic was putting shampoo on the guys hair and he told the guy to wash his feet with the soap!.
as the guy bent he felt something touch his behind!. He looked back and said "psychic it feels like your going to **** me" the psychic said "see, now you are psychic"
lol sorry if they are dirty!.!.its funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
-hey susan
-yeah!.
-why don't you come over, so we can have fun
-i cant! what if someone sees me sneaking over!. theres light ouside this time
-i got an idea, ill take 30 Viagras and you can cross over
-well when your done how am i going to get back home
ahahahahaha i found that funny!.
there is this psychic and he sees everything a few secs before it happens
people all over the world gather around to see his powers
he says " i see a blue car get crashed by a red sedan" and within seconds it happens!. 3rd story on that building will catch fire!.!.and it does!.
A bird will fall down from the sky 3 feet away from me and within 5 seconds it happens
so it got later and a guy asked him if he would share his secrets so he can be just as famous!.
He told him
"go get some shampoo and soap use them in the shower and you will become psychic I can see it happening"
the guy went and did as he was told but nothing happened!. he returned and explained what he did!. the psychic said
"you didn't use it right!. Let me show you how its done"
so they got into the shower!. The psychic was putting shampoo on the guys hair and he told the guy to wash his feet with the soap!.
as the guy bent he felt something touch his behind!. He looked back and said "psychic it feels like your going to **** me" the psychic said "see, now you are psychic"
lol sorry if they are dirty!.!.its funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Not overly so on either account!.!.!.funny or dirty, actually!.
Not bad, either!. Work on flow of speech when you translate to written text!. Timing (even if someone's reading a joke) is everything in a good joke!. If it doesn't flow smoothly, pull you in, the punch line cannot snap you back into reality, and thus amuse you enough to elicit laughter!. The second joke, told smoothly, has potential, though!. Keep at it!.
PEACEWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad, either!. Work on flow of speech when you translate to written text!. Timing (even if someone's reading a joke) is everything in a good joke!. If it doesn't flow smoothly, pull you in, the punch line cannot snap you back into reality, and thus amuse you enough to elicit laughter!. The second joke, told smoothly, has potential, though!. Keep at it!.
PEACEWww@Enter-QA@Com
great, i like jokes i have not heard or read before, have a star and a happy day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!. lol!!! that was very funny!!!! :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL the second is mint! I dont get the first one thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah, not bad!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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