Very Funny!!!!!!!!!!?!
Question: Very Funny!!!!!!!!!!!?
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough!."
"Pop, what are you talking about!?" the son screams!.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says!.
"We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her!." And he hangs up!.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone!. "Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts!. "I'll take care of this!." She
calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there!. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow!. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME!?" And she hangs up!.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife!. "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Pop, what are you talking about!?" the son screams!.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says!.
"We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her!." And he hangs up!.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone!. "Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts!. "I'll take care of this!." She
calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there!. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow!. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME!?" And she hangs up!.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife!. "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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You got me laughing out loud!! Yeah!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.this is kids!.!.!.!. they can never outsmart their parentWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha ! i get it, gotta go to bed tho, going to florida in two days, happy thanksgiving, have a great christmas !
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Hahaha! Very funny! I gave you a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha hilarious maybe ill get my parents to try it out on my siblingsWww@Enter-QA@Com
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its really funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ! That's one turkey & two geese they have !Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats is funny, good one!.
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heh!. made me laugh!. that was a good one!. and very clever of the old man!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!.!.
good one!.!.
cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.
cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hmmm old man fooled his children!.!. but this did not raise a laugh !.!. hWww@Enter-QA@Com