Is this Funny ? There was a man...?!


Question: Is this Funny !? There was a man!.!.!.!?
There was a man called John Snow,
he was with his girlfriend, June!.
They were making love, (in Summer)
in the middle of a field!.

He said to her, "its' funny don't you think"!?
"I'm called Snow and you are June!."
"Snow In June!." !! !.!.!. "Do you get it"!?

She said, "Yes but I wish it was a Foot Deep" !!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
how about mine!?



0/!. A duck walks into a hardware shop!.
"You got any bread!." Shopkeeper says no!.
Next day the duck walks in and says,
"You got any bread!?" The shopkeeper says no!.
Day after the duck walks into the shop and asks!.
"You got any bread!?"
"No," says the shopkeeper!. "And if you ask me that question one more time, i'm going to nail your beak to the counter!."
Next day and the duck returns!.
"You got any nails!?" asks the duck!.
"No," says the shopkeeper!.
"You got any bread!?"

1!./ Little Johnny's parents had recently divorced and Johnny was sat in the court while the solicitor asked who he would like to live with!.
"Would you like to live with Daddy!?" asked the solicitor!.
"No," said Johnny!. "Daddy beats me!."
"Ok, would you like to live with Mummy!?"
"No," said Johnny!. "Mummy beats me too!." The Solicitor thought hard!.
"So who do you want to live with Johnny!?"
"Can't i live with the England rugby team!?"
"Why's that!?"
"Because they never beat anyone!."

2/!. Three guys, an "Alcoholic", a "Chain Smoker" and a "Homosexual" are put in hell for doing bad things when the devil tells them if they can spend one day on earth without doing bad things, then they never have to come back to hell again!.
So they are put on earth!. The alcholic instantly spots a pub across the road!. He forgets his pledge, and runs across the road to grab a pint!. As soon as he finishes his pint he drops to the floor, dead and goes to hell!.
So the chain smoker and the homosexual start walking away when the chain smoker spots a cigarette on the floor!.
"Mate!.!.!." says the Homosexual!. "If you bend down to pick that up then we're both screwed!."

3/!. Three men casts off on an island when a cannibal monster appraoches them!.
"I'm gonna eat you lot alive!.!.!."
"Please," said one!. "Give us a chance!."
"Well," said the cannibal!. "If your three d!.icks put together are bigger than mine!. I'll let you go!. If they're not, i'll eat you!." They ponder this and then agree!. So the cannibal whips out his c!.ock and to the three men's surprised his penis measures 24inches long!.
"Your turn," says the cannibal!.
The first one pulls out his c!.ock and it measures 11 inches!.
The second one whips it out and his measures 13 inches!. The two men are confident now, knowing that the third guy must have enough package to beat the cannibal's length!.
The third guy pulls his out and to their dismay it is only 1 inch long!. This is still enough to beat the cannibal!. They're sailing off the island when the first one says,
"You're lucky my d!.ick was 11 inches!."
"Well," says the second one!. "You're lucky my d!.ick was 13 inches!."
The third one smiles proudly,
"Your lucky i had an erection!."

4/!. Two men stuck on an island and they're picking food to eat!. One of them is picking grapes off trees when he comes across a monster,
"I'm going to kill you, unless you shove one hundred grapes up your a!.rse without laughing!." The man nods and starts placing the grapes up his behind!. No sooner had he put the first one up, when he starts chuckling!. His chuckles turn into cries of laughter!.
"You realise i'm going to kill you now don't you," says the monster!.
"Yeah," says the man in fits of laughter!.
"So why are you laughing!?"
"My mate is picking pineapples!"

5/!. (last one!.)
Three guys are sitting in a pub, bored s!.hitless!.
"I know," says one!. "When we get home we have to do the first our wife tells us!." They agree and come back a week later!.
"How did it go!?"
"It went terrible," says the first one shaking his head!. "I was smoking a cigarette when i dropped it on the floor!. My wife said!.!.!.!. Burn the place down why don't you!? so i took a lighter and burned down our house!."
"That's nothing," says the second!. "I was cleaning the dishes and i dropped one, My wife goes!.!.!.!.!.!. Smash the whole place down why dont you!? So i took a hammer and started smashing our house!. The third one is sobbing!.
"What happened!?" they ask!.
"I came home a bit later, absoulutely wasted, and went our bedroom!. I lay on top of my wife and started tickling her downstairs!.!.!.!. You can cut that out for a start!."

6/!. Man sitting in a pub!. A second man walks in and pulls out of his pocket a little man, with a piano!. The little man starts playing the little piano!. When he's finished, the second man shoves him in his pocket!.
"That's fantastic!" says the first man!. "Where did you get him from!?"
"A genie," replies the first man!. "He'll grant you any wish," he says giving the first man his magic lamp!.
"I wish for a million bucks!" says the man rubbing the lamp!. Instantly the pub is filled with a million ducks!.
"What the hell happened!?" asked the first man swarming with ducks!.
"I asked for a million BUCKS not ducks!."
"He's a little deaf," says the second guy!. "You dont think i asked for a 14-inch pianist do you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol,that was cool!. Dude, Snowing in June!? this is a funny poem or a joke!. See me later,Lol!. I rate this 109 out of 109!. I laughed for 100 seconds!. thanks!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha my family and i cat stop laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha lol yeah that is funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha, but f*** a foot deep, the slagWww@Enter-QA@Com

Slightly amusing I would say!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

not bad but i have herd better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats funny =]
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ROFL
I didn't get it for a sec
And then I was like :O HAHAHA!.

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Liked it LOL!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol :P
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lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

Bit tortuous I felt!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I don't get it!.
sorry!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I didn't laugh but i liked it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaa i liked it

this is different one!.!.takes some time to understand!. !.heheehWww@Enter-QA@Com



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