Don't you just love these call centres.... ?!
Question: Don't you just love these call centres!.!.!.!. !?
I was depressed last night, so I called a Suicide Hot Line!.
Got a freakin' call centre in Pakistan !.
I told them I was suicidal!.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!.
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Got a freakin' call centre in Pakistan !.
I told them I was suicidal!.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!.
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Answers:
ha ha ha!!! nice one!!! i like the pun in it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here's a true story from Darwin Awards!.
Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide!. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck!. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock!. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes!. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment!.
He jumped and fired the pistol!. The bullet missed him and cut through the rope above him!. Free of the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea!. The sudden dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison!.
He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to hospital, where he died !.!.!. of exposure!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide!. He stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck!. He tied the other end of the rope to a large rock!. He drank some poison and set fire to his clothes!. He even tried to shoot himself at the last moment!.
He jumped and fired the pistol!. The bullet missed him and cut through the rope above him!. Free of the threat of hanging, he plunged into the sea!. The sudden dunking extinguished the flames and made him vomit the poison!.
He was dragged out of the water by a kind fisherman and was taken to hospital, where he died !.!.!. of exposure!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
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cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com