Anyone heard this South African Joke?!


Question: Anyone heard this South African Joke!?
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him!. The waitress asks them for their orders!.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours!?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich!.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be R29!.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment!.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke!.'

The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same!.'

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change!.

This becomes routine until the two enter again!. 'The usual!?' asks the waitress!.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man!.

'Same,' says the ostrich!.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be R182!.62!.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table!.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer!. 'Excuse me, sir!.!. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time!?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp!. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes!. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there!.'

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress!. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'

'That's right!. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man!.

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich!?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say!.'


Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
brilliant Www@Enter-QA@Com

Bravo! Bravo!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Very Good, sitting at the office in Johannesburg, and enjoyed it thoroughly!.

Www@Enter-QA@Com

Nice and brilliant and a fantatstic jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com

Yep!. heard it before, only it was an Australian with an Emu, still funny though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

two days ago, this site!. Plagiarist!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Oh, sooooo funny

Have a star

Best laugh of the day so farWww@Enter-QA@Com

Most droll my good fellow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yeahhhhhhhhhh I like it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

I liked it!.!.!.good one!.!.!.get some moreWww@Enter-QA@Com


Like it!.

I stood in a bus queue in Joberg!. The chap in front of me had a
flat head and cauliflower ears!. The kid behind me was laughing!.
I told him "Hey, don't laugh!. That man is a national hero!. When
there was a mining disaster some years back, that chap stood
there and held the roof up whilst the other miners got out"
"Sorry" sez the lad, "I didn't realise!. But that only explains
his flat head!. What about his cauliflower ears!?"

"Oh that is when they hammered him into place"Www@Enter-QA@Com



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories