Now, anyone want to hear a joke?!
Question: Now, anyone want to hear a joke!?
A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Tampa Airport !.
The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain!.
We're on our final descent into Tampa !. I want to thank you for flying with us today and
hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area'!.
He forgets to switch off the intercom!. Now the whole plane
can hear his conversation from the cockpit!.
The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot,
'So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa !?'
'Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the hotel, take a big crap!.!.!.!.then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t*ts out for dinner!.!.!. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long!.'
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up
and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about!.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane!.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the
cockpit to turn the intercom off!.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes!.
The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear!. He's gotta land the plane and take a sh*t first!.'
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The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This is your Captain!.
We're on our final descent into Tampa !. I want to thank you for flying with us today and
hope you enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area'!.
He forgets to switch off the intercom!. Now the whole plane
can hear his conversation from the cockpit!.
The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot,
'So, Skip, whatcha got planned while we're in Tampa !?'
'Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm gonna check into the hotel, take a big crap!.!.!.!.then I'm gonna take that new stewardess with the huge t*ts out for dinner!.!.!. I'm gonna wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long!.'
Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up
and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot's talking about!.
Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane!.
She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the
cockpit to turn the intercom off!.
Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes!.
The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry, dear!. He's gotta land the plane and take a sh*t first!.'
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Answers:
Morning coffee With GB!.!.!.!.always a delight!.
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ha ha ha!!! nice one!!! i work with an airline company and while i was reading this joke, i could well imagine the stewardess run down the aisle and trip!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!. That was very funny LOL!. Thanks for the laugh and have a gold star from me LMAO!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny - my dads a captain and he had an affair with a stewardess with big boobs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Here is another one
One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it!. From inside came a genie that told him he would get three wishes, but whatever he wishes for, his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets!.
"What would you like for your first wish!?" asked the genie!.
"I want one billion dollars," replies the man!.
"Remember," says the genie, "your mother-in-law gets double of what you get!."
"I know," replied the man!.
The man then chooses his second wish, "I wish I had a brand new sports car!." So he gets his second wish and he's very content!.
"Your mother-in-law gets double what you get, now what would you like for your third wish!?" asks the genie!.
The man ponders for a moment, then answers, "I wish to be beaten half to death!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day a man found an odd-looking lamp and rubbed it!. From inside came a genie that told him he would get three wishes, but whatever he wishes for, his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets!.
"What would you like for your first wish!?" asked the genie!.
"I want one billion dollars," replies the man!.
"Remember," says the genie, "your mother-in-law gets double of what you get!."
"I know," replied the man!.
The man then chooses his second wish, "I wish I had a brand new sports car!." So he gets his second wish and he's very content!.
"Your mother-in-law gets double what you get, now what would you like for your third wish!?" asks the genie!.
The man ponders for a moment, then answers, "I wish to be beaten half to death!." Www@Enter-QA@Com
It was a normal day where crime rates are low!. Superman was flying from place to place!.
Then, he saw batman!. he flew down an talked to batman!.
Superman: hey batman, lets go out for beer and burger!.
Batman: sorry supe, i have to fix my bat mobile!. I can't fight crime without it tomorrow!.
so superman continued his flight until he saw spiderman!. Again, he asked spiderman;
Superman: hey batman, lets go out for beer and burger!.
Spiderman: sorry supe, i have to fix my web shooter!. I can't fight crime without it tomorrow!.
so superman continued his flight untill, he saw wonder woman!. she was stark naked lying at here garden!.
so, with his super speed, superman flew down and shagged her!.
it was so fast that wonder woman was shocked!.
wonder woman: hey, what just happened!?
invisible man: i dunno but it hurts like hell !!!
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Then, he saw batman!. he flew down an talked to batman!.
Superman: hey batman, lets go out for beer and burger!.
Batman: sorry supe, i have to fix my bat mobile!. I can't fight crime without it tomorrow!.
so superman continued his flight until he saw spiderman!. Again, he asked spiderman;
Superman: hey batman, lets go out for beer and burger!.
Spiderman: sorry supe, i have to fix my web shooter!. I can't fight crime without it tomorrow!.
so superman continued his flight untill, he saw wonder woman!. she was stark naked lying at here garden!.
so, with his super speed, superman flew down and shagged her!.
it was so fast that wonder woman was shocked!.
wonder woman: hey, what just happened!?
invisible man: i dunno but it hurts like hell !!!
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