A couple of daft ones for you?!
Question: A couple of daft ones for you!?
Becky was on her deathbed, with her husband Jake at her side!. He held her cold hand and tears silently streamed down his face!. Her pale lips moved!. "
Jake," she said!. "Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk!."
But she insisted!. "Jake," she said in her tired voice!. "I have to talk!. I must confess!."
"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Jake!. "It's all right!. Everything's all right!."
"No, no!. I must die in peace!. I must confess, Jake, that I have been unfaithful to you!."
Jake stroked her hand!. "Now Becky, don't be concerned!. I know all about it," he sobbed!. "Why else would I poison you!?"
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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door!.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty-four!." Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions!. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return!.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!" Again, there's a bright flash !.!.!.!.!.!. and both his legs fall off!.
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Jake," she said!. "Hush," he quickly interrupted, "don't talk!."
But she insisted!. "Jake," she said in her tired voice!. "I have to talk!. I must confess!."
"There is nothing to confess," said the weeping Jake!. "It's all right!. Everything's all right!."
"No, no!. I must die in peace!. I must confess, Jake, that I have been unfaithful to you!."
Jake stroked her hand!. "Now Becky, don't be concerned!. I know all about it," he sobbed!. "Why else would I poison you!?"
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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door!.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty-four!." Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions!. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return!.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!" Again, there's a bright flash !.!.!.!.!.!. and both his legs fall off!.
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LMFAO xDD
omg they are hilarious xDDD
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omg they are hilarious xDDD
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Second one was best eddie !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
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coooooool!! second one for me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
quite good!.lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not bad eddie!.!.keep them coming!!lol!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lend us the mirror for our lass!!ah ah lol!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com