Some funny jokes! ?!


Question: Some funny jokes! !?

There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other!.
The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one
of his hen's eggs for breakfast!.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the
Pakistani's garden!. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick
up the egg!. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg
belonged to him because he owned the hen!. The Pakistani disagreed because the
egg was laid on his property!.
They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we
normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and
time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and
time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the
egg!."
The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of
boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani
and kicked as hard as he could in the balls!. The Pakistani fell to the floor
clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes!.
Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick
you!."
The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"



Bhola goes to a grocery store!. He finds cat food at
special prices!. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out!.
The Manager gets suspicious!. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and
will probably feed cat food to his kids!. He asks Bhola to show him his cat
before he could let him have cat food!. Bhola goes home and returns with a
cat and gets to buy the cat food!.

Next week Bhola finds dog food at special prices!. He picks a dozen cans of
dog food and goes to check out!. The Manager again gets suspicious!.
He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably
feed dog-food to his kids!. He asks Bhola to bring and show him the dog
before he can let him have dog food!. Bhola goes home and returns with a
dog!. He gets to buy the dog food!.

Next week Bhola comes to the grocery store with a bag!. He asks the manager
to put his hand in the bag!. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and
immediately takes it out!. He shouts at Bhola: "What! This is
Sh!t"

Bhola calmly replies: "Yes, and I want toilet paper"
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Very funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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LOL!.!.!.very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Both jokes good!. Liked the first one especially!. Star for youWww@Enter-QA@Com

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Loved the first one and as i was reading the second one I though it was gonna be really racist but was FUNNY!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A man moves to Alaska and the closest neighbor who lives 2 miles away comes over and asks him if he would like to go to a party

The new guy automatically says yes to meet some new people

The man throwing the party though says, "I must warn you there will be drinking"

the other replies "no problem"

then in return he says "There will be wrestling"

which the man replies with "I can rumble with the best"

finally the man says "There will be sex"

and the man replies "no big deal for me but thats a little strange"

Then as the neighbor prepares to leave the man asks what he should wear

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I posted one very similar to the first on Yahoo! India:

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas!. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence!. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing!.
The litigator responded, I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it!.?

The old farmer replied, this is my property, and you are not coming over here!.?

The indignant lawyer said, I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own!.

The old farmer smiled and said, Apparently, you don't know how we do things in Texas!. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule!.?

The lawyer asked, What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule!??

The farmer replied, Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up!.?

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger!. He agreed to abide by the local custom!.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller!. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyers stomach and dropped him to his knees!. His second kick nearly wiped the man's nose off his face!. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up!.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said,Okay, you old coot! Now, it;s my turn!?

The old farmer smiled and said, No, I give up!. You can have the duck!


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My friend was being bullied yesterday, they were saying " DO YOU LIKE **** SANDWICHES " I said " NO!.!.!. HE DOESNT LIKE BREAD " lol ;]Www@Enter-QA@Com



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