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Question: If you think this is funny, star :)!?
Three women are about to be executed!. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde!. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes!.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes!.
By now the blonde has it all figured out!. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
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Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes!.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes!.
By now the blonde has it all figured out!. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests!. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
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Heard it many times, but yeah, it's pretty funny!.
Dreamgirl: They all shout natural disasters, but the blonde is stupid and chooses fire!. "Ready, aim, fire!" is said as someone is shot!. Thinking she was shouting fire to escape, she instead finishes the executioner's sentence!. "Ready, aim," "Fire!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dreamgirl: They all shout natural disasters, but the blonde is stupid and chooses fire!. "Ready, aim, fire!" is said as someone is shot!. Thinking she was shouting fire to escape, she instead finishes the executioner's sentence!. "Ready, aim," "Fire!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'll definitely give you a star!
Hilarious-ness!
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Thanks for sharing!
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Hilarious-ness!
xD
Thanks for sharing!
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lol actaully is kinda funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
sounds like an old joke 2 meWww@Enter-QA@Com
not as funny when u hear it all the timeWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard it before, but still funny, starWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's a very old joke now!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i know this one,Www@Enter-QA@Com
i did not get it
can someone explain it to me!.!. pleaseeWww@Enter-QA@Com
can someone explain it to me!.!. pleaseeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ehh!.!.!. I hear it alot!.
Sorry but no star from me!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry but no star from me!. Www@Enter-QA@Com