Funny Joke!! Plz Read!?!
Question: Funny Joke!! Plz Read!!?
Duck walks into a bar
asks the bartender for a bowl of grapes
bartender says sorry, we have no grapes so thu duck leaves
next day duck comes again and asks for the same thing
bartender says i told you, no grapes!! and duck leaves
next day duck comes AGAIN and asks for a bowl of grapes
bartenders all pissed and says:
"ok if you ask for a bowl of grapes one more time im gonna hammer your little duck bill right to this countertop", and the duck leaves
next day duck comes back and says "may i have a bowl of nails!?"
bartender says "sorry, we have no nails here"
"well then id like a bowl of grapes please"
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asks the bartender for a bowl of grapes
bartender says sorry, we have no grapes so thu duck leaves
next day duck comes again and asks for the same thing
bartender says i told you, no grapes!! and duck leaves
next day duck comes AGAIN and asks for a bowl of grapes
bartenders all pissed and says:
"ok if you ask for a bowl of grapes one more time im gonna hammer your little duck bill right to this countertop", and the duck leaves
next day duck comes back and says "may i have a bowl of nails!?"
bartender says "sorry, we have no nails here"
"well then id like a bowl of grapes please"
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Answers:
thats really funny, and if someone doesn't get it, they're just not brightWww@Enter-QA@Com
i get it!
ge said that he was gunna hammer him down with a nail if he asked again!. so he asked for nails and they didnt have any so then he wasnt scared to ask for grAPES cuz how can you hammer something down without nails!!!
i hope thats what the joke means!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ge said that he was gunna hammer him down with a nail if he asked again!. so he asked for nails and they didnt have any so then he wasnt scared to ask for grAPES cuz how can you hammer something down without nails!!!
i hope thats what the joke means!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You really like jokes that take place in bars dont you!? The first one was funny when you explained it, the seond one was a little lame!. Keep trying! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Priceless!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahaha how the crap is tht funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
the duck is awesome!.!.ahhahaaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love it! I'm definitely stealing it thank you :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao that was adorable!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahaha
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hahaha
clever duck lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
clever duck lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Is that funny!? Why!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG LOL WTF WTHWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats lamoWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! Funny did you make it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was lame!. but kinda funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahha it soo funny
i love this joke any more!?!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love this joke any more!?!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was wack sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.!.!.i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com
lame!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that made me chuckle!. not the funniest thing ive ever heard, but clever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's old man!.!.!.!. get some new materialWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny!!! My little sis doesn't get it, thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
waterver!!!
i liked it!.
it was more like a cute schoolers joke
but nice!
did u make it up or find it somewhere!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked it!.
it was more like a cute schoolers joke
but nice!
did u make it up or find it somewhere!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
One night in the small bar, the bartender is lamenting the fact that business is so quiet on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays!. As he continues talking to his regulars a stranger, dressed in a tweed jacket and wearing sunglasses walks over and says, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help overhearing your conversation!. I'm a doctor at Psychiatric hospital down the road!. I'm trying to integrate some of the more sane patients into the community!. Why don't I bring some of my patients along, say, next Tuesday!. You'll have some customers and my patients will have a night out!."
Well, the bartender isn't sure, but the thought of more paying customers on a quiet night appeals to him!. So he agrees!. The following Tuesday, the man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses appears with about ten people!. He told the bartender, "Give them whatever they want, put it on a tab and I'll settle up at closing time!."
The bartender has a great time selling loads of drinks and encouraging the patients to eat plenty of peanuts!. The patients have a great time, getting drunk, but they did behave themselves!. At closing time the bartender added up the bill and came up to over $250!. The man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses begins to organize the patients, so that they can go back to the hospital!. The bartender approaches the man in the tweed jacket and says, "It comes to $250!."
The man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses smiles and says, "That's fine!. Do you happen to have change for a dustbin lid!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, the bartender isn't sure, but the thought of more paying customers on a quiet night appeals to him!. So he agrees!. The following Tuesday, the man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses appears with about ten people!. He told the bartender, "Give them whatever they want, put it on a tab and I'll settle up at closing time!."
The bartender has a great time selling loads of drinks and encouraging the patients to eat plenty of peanuts!. The patients have a great time, getting drunk, but they did behave themselves!. At closing time the bartender added up the bill and came up to over $250!. The man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses begins to organize the patients, so that they can go back to the hospital!. The bartender approaches the man in the tweed jacket and says, "It comes to $250!."
The man in the tweed jacket and sunglasses smiles and says, "That's fine!. Do you happen to have change for a dustbin lid!?" Www@Enter-QA@Com