Redneck Driver's License Application?!
Question: Redneck Driver's License Application!?
Redneck Driver's License Application
Last name: ________________
First name (check appropriate box):
[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae
[_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack
[_] Bobby-Beth-Ann
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer
[_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed
[_] Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: _________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _________________________
Lover's Name: ____________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother
[_] Uncle
[_] Mother
[_] Son
[_] Father
[_] Daughter
[_] Cousin
[_] Pet
Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home!?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ kitchen
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ shed
Model of your pickup: _____________
Year pickup produced: 194____
Do you have a gun rack!?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:_________________________
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe
[_] MAXIM
[_] TV Guide
[_] Soap World
[_] Rifle and Shotgun
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable
How many teeth!? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow
[_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown
[_] Black
[_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road!?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
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Amount of beer you consume!? Favorite brand!?
How many times a week you beat your spouse!?
How many moonshine stills you own!?
Do you belong to the KKK!?
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How many times a week you beat your spouse!?
How many moonshine stills you own!?
Do you belong to the KKK!?
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Redneck Driver's License Application
Last name: ____Smith____________
First name (check appropriate box):
[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae
[_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack
[X] Bobby-Beth-Ann
Age: __18!?__ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F __X___ Not sure
Shoe Size: __X__ Left __X__ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer
[X] Mechanic
[X] Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress
[X] Unemployed
[_] Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name: ______Not sure____________________
2nd Spouse's Name: ______Jane___________________
3rd Spouse's Name: ______Darnell___________________
Lover's Name: ______Jane______________________
2nd Lover's Name: _______Darnell___________________
Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [X] Aunt
[_] Brother
[_] Uncle
[_] Mother
[_] Son
[_] Father
[_] Daughter
[_] Cousin
[_] Pet
Number of children living in household: 16_
Number of children living in shed: _2_
Number of children that are yours: _0_
Mother's Name: _____Jane__________________
Father's Name: ____Darnell___________________
(If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 *3* 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you [_] own or [X] rent your mobile home!?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
_3_ Total number of vehicles you own
_1_ Number of vehicles that still crank
_7__ Number of vehicles in front yard
_15_ Number of vehicles in back yard
__1_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
___2_ truck
__12__ kitchen
__1__ bedroom
__1__ bathroom
__35__ shed
Model of your pickup: ___RED__________
Year pickup produced: 1942____
Do you have a gun rack!?
[_] Yes [X_] No; If no, please explain:_Wats a gun rak!?________
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe
[_] MAXIM
[_] TV Guide
[_] Soap World
[_] Rifle and Shotgun
__36_ Number of times you've seen a UFO
_45__ Number of times you've seen Elvis
_45__ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[X] Not Applicable
How many teeth!? _2__
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow
[X] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown
[_] Black
[_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[X] Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road!?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[X] don't knowWww@Enter-QA@Com
Last name: ____Smith____________
First name (check appropriate box):
[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae
[_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack
[X] Bobby-Beth-Ann
Age: __18!?__ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F __X___ Not sure
Shoe Size: __X__ Left __X__ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer
[X] Mechanic
[X] Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress
[X] Unemployed
[_] Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name: ______Not sure____________________
2nd Spouse's Name: ______Jane___________________
3rd Spouse's Name: ______Darnell___________________
Lover's Name: ______Jane______________________
2nd Lover's Name: _______Darnell___________________
Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [X] Aunt
[_] Brother
[_] Uncle
[_] Mother
[_] Son
[_] Father
[_] Daughter
[_] Cousin
[_] Pet
Number of children living in household: 16_
Number of children living in shed: _2_
Number of children that are yours: _0_
Mother's Name: _____Jane__________________
Father's Name: ____Darnell___________________
(If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 *3* 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you [_] own or [X] rent your mobile home!?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
_3_ Total number of vehicles you own
_1_ Number of vehicles that still crank
_7__ Number of vehicles in front yard
_15_ Number of vehicles in back yard
__1_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
___2_ truck
__12__ kitchen
__1__ bedroom
__1__ bathroom
__35__ shed
Model of your pickup: ___RED__________
Year pickup produced: 1942____
Do you have a gun rack!?
[_] Yes [X_] No; If no, please explain:_Wats a gun rak!?________
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe
[_] MAXIM
[_] TV Guide
[_] Soap World
[_] Rifle and Shotgun
__36_ Number of times you've seen a UFO
_45__ Number of times you've seen Elvis
_45__ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[X] Not Applicable
How many teeth!? _2__
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow
[X] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown
[_] Black
[_] N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[X] Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road!?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[X] don't knowWww@Enter-QA@Com