How Many Moose can you carry on a Plane, Safely?!
Question: How Many Moose can you carry on a Plane, Safely!?
Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose!.
>
> They managed to bag 6!.
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> As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane
> could
> take only 4 moose!.
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> The two lads objected strongly!.
>
> 'Last year we shot six!.
>
> The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours!.'
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> Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded!.
>
> However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the
> load and
> went down!.
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> Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy, Mick & the pilot
> survived
> the crash!.
>
> After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, 'Any idea
> where we
> are!?'
>
>
>
> 'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year!.
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>
> They managed to bag 6!.
>
> As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane
> could
> take only 4 moose!.
>
> The two lads objected strongly!.
>
> 'Last year we shot six!.
>
> The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours!.'
>
> Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded!.
>
> However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the
> load and
> went down!.
>
> Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy, Mick & the pilot
> survived
> the crash!.
>
> After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, 'Any idea
> where we
> are!?'
>
>
>
> 'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year!.
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Answers:
Two Irishmen were strolling down Oxford Street in London!.
Paddy turns to Murphy with a look of amazement on his face and says: "Murphy, will you look at that shop over there!. I thought that London was supposed to be expensive but that shop is as cheap as chips!"
Murphy says: "Paddy you're right so you are!. Suits ￡10!.00, Shirts ￡4!.00, Trousers ￡5!.00, I think that we should buy the lot and take them back to Ireland!. We would make a tidy profit selling them in Dublin, so we would!."
Paddy says in agreement: "Murphy that is as good an idea as you'll ever have, but I'm pretty sure that you have to pay taxes and duty on things like that!. The shopkeeper will never let us have them if he thinks we're gonna export them and make our fortune, so he won't!."
Murphy thinks and says: "Paddy, I've got an idea! You can do the best English accent out of the pair of us!. You go in there and do the talking and I'll just stand behind you and say nothing!. He'll never guess we're Irish!. No he won't!."
"OK Murphy", agrees Paddy, "I'll do the talking, you just stand there and look English!."
So the two go into the shop, where Paddy is greeted politely by the owner!. Paddy then proceeds to do his best Warren Mitchell impression; "Alwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle un Flutes', 20 'Dickie Dirts' and 20 pairs of strides!. And if yer don't mind, I'll be paying with the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky Rocket'!."
Upon hearing this request from Paddy, the owner smiles and says to Paddy, "You're Irish aren't you!?"
Quite bemused, Paddy replies, "Oh be Jesus!. Mary mother of Christ, if that ain't me best English accent!? How in God's name did you know that we were Irish!?"
The owner replied, "Because this is a Dry Cleaners!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Paddy turns to Murphy with a look of amazement on his face and says: "Murphy, will you look at that shop over there!. I thought that London was supposed to be expensive but that shop is as cheap as chips!"
Murphy says: "Paddy you're right so you are!. Suits ￡10!.00, Shirts ￡4!.00, Trousers ￡5!.00, I think that we should buy the lot and take them back to Ireland!. We would make a tidy profit selling them in Dublin, so we would!."
Paddy says in agreement: "Murphy that is as good an idea as you'll ever have, but I'm pretty sure that you have to pay taxes and duty on things like that!. The shopkeeper will never let us have them if he thinks we're gonna export them and make our fortune, so he won't!."
Murphy thinks and says: "Paddy, I've got an idea! You can do the best English accent out of the pair of us!. You go in there and do the talking and I'll just stand behind you and say nothing!. He'll never guess we're Irish!. No he won't!."
"OK Murphy", agrees Paddy, "I'll do the talking, you just stand there and look English!."
So the two go into the shop, where Paddy is greeted politely by the owner!. Paddy then proceeds to do his best Warren Mitchell impression; "Alwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle un Flutes', 20 'Dickie Dirts' and 20 pairs of strides!. And if yer don't mind, I'll be paying with the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky Rocket'!."
Upon hearing this request from Paddy, the owner smiles and says to Paddy, "You're Irish aren't you!?"
Quite bemused, Paddy replies, "Oh be Jesus!. Mary mother of Christ, if that ain't me best English accent!? How in God's name did you know that we were Irish!?"
The owner replied, "Because this is a Dry Cleaners!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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1 moose onlyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Pmsl! very funny DWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yawn!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!
I don’t get it ;)
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very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
it is okay i suppose!
not the best joke ever
a bit predictable i suppose!
just not my type of joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
not the best joke ever
a bit predictable i suppose!
just not my type of joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com