What do you think about this funny joke!?!
Question: What do you think about this funny joke!!?
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic!. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence!. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one!. How many blackbirds are left!?"
The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that!?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence!." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"
The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question!. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones!. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it!. How can you tell which one of the women is married!?"
The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone!."
To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"
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The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that!?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence!." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"
The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question!. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones!. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it!. How can you tell which one of the women is married!?"
The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone!."
To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"
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Answers:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH!.
Thats awesome!.
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Thats awesome!.
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Heard it before, but it's still worth a star -- 8 out of 10 on the funny scale! ~:)>Www@Enter-QA@Com
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A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant!. Scared,
she confides this 'news' to her mother!.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did
this to you!?
I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call!.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature
and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit
steps out of it and enters the house!.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the
girl, and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem!. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation, but I'll take responsibility!. If a girl is born I will
bequeath her 2 retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account!. If a boy is
born, my legacy
will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account!.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each!. However,
if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do!?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder
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she confides this 'news' to her mother!.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did
this to you!?
I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call!.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature
and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very
expensive suit
steps out of it and enters the house!.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the
girl, and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem!. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation, but I'll take responsibility!. If a girl is born I will
bequeath her 2 retail stores,
a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account!. If a boy is
born, my legacy
will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account!.
If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each!. However,
if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do!?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder
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