Funny kids............and cute?!


Question: Funny kids!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and cute!?
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed!. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight!?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug!. "I can't, dear," she said!. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room!."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy!."

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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair!. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin!.
At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings!.
As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was that!?"
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I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her!. I would point out something and ask what color it was!. She would tell me, and always she was correct!. But it was fun for me, so I continued!. At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"
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A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them!. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely!. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages!.
"Momma, look what I found!" the boy called out!.
"What have you got there, dear!?" his mother asked!.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin and Ryan!. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake!. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson!.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait'!."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, " Ryan , you be Jesus!"
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A wife invited some people to dinner!. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing!?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied!.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered!.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner!?"
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My home was filled with lots of antiques!. When my grandson was growing up I would tell him not to touch certain things because they were antiques!. One day when he was about 4 years old, he looked me and asked, "Well who is Aunt Teak and when am i going to meet her!?"

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gimme a star if u liked them ^_^
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They're absolutely great!. Have a star!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

excellentWww@Enter-QA@Com

At last someone with a sense of humour, yep you get a star from me!.

Don't worry bout those sad little people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

These are really good, very cute and innocent!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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dude!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.get a hobby or somethingWww@Enter-QA@Com

nice ones!!!
thanks for the jokes;
post some others, that would be really great
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Ha ha ha, some nice new ones there and funny too, well done!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha ha!.!.!.!.!.
Good ones !!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha ha!.!.!.
Very well done!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

They're funny and cute =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Some of them are pretty good!. ^^ Www@Enter-QA@Com

I liked them very good Www@Enter-QA@Com

Kids!. Who would we laugh at without them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i understood some of em but some of em i didnt get!. I prefer the englishman the scotsman and the irisman jokes eg: there was an englishman an irishman and a scottishman who were all discussing what they found in there teenage daughters rooms the englishman said "i was really shcked to find a bottle of vodka in my daughters room, i didnt even know she drank!" the scottishman and the irishman both agreed it was shocking!. Then the scottishman said "i was really shocked to find a packet of cigerettes in my daughters room, i didnt evn know he smoked!" the irishman and the englishman both agreed this was shocking but then the irihman spoke up "i was really shocked to fing a used condom in my daughters room, i didnt even know she had a penis!"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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