How's these jokes from the archives? Gonna start posting jokes on here! This!
Question: How's these jokes from the archives!? Gonna start posting jokes on here! This one for a start!.!?
Bad Daddy!.
One day while Little Johnny and his friend Arnie were playing out in the back yard,they started talking about their dads!.
Lil Johnny; My daddy is tougher than yours!
Arnie; No way bud, my daddy is bad!
Lil Johnny; I'm telling you man, my dad is badder than yours!.
Arnie; Man, my dad is so bad he took the motor out of his car with his bare hands and threw it on the ground! THATS how bad he is!
Lil Johnny; Man that is pretty bad, but my dad is badder than that! Arnie;Oh yaeh!? How's that!?
Lil Johnny;My dad is so bad that he eats light bulbs!.
Arnie; Huh!? No way!. Have you seen him do that!?
Lil Johnny; No, but I was passing by him and mom's bedroom door the other night and heard him tell mom "Turn out that light so I can eat that thing," THAT's how bad he is!'
Drunk Irishman
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night!. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing!. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face!. He tried to stand one more time; same result!. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up!.
Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face!. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home!. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face!. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom!.
When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up!. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow!.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that!?" he asked, putting on an innocent look!.
"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again!."
Redneck Mirror!.
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city!. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it!. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy!."
He bought the 'picture,' but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father!. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it!. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn!.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror!. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly ***** he's runnin' around with!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day while Little Johnny and his friend Arnie were playing out in the back yard,they started talking about their dads!.
Lil Johnny; My daddy is tougher than yours!
Arnie; No way bud, my daddy is bad!
Lil Johnny; I'm telling you man, my dad is badder than yours!.
Arnie; Man, my dad is so bad he took the motor out of his car with his bare hands and threw it on the ground! THATS how bad he is!
Lil Johnny; Man that is pretty bad, but my dad is badder than that! Arnie;Oh yaeh!? How's that!?
Lil Johnny;My dad is so bad that he eats light bulbs!.
Arnie; Huh!? No way!. Have you seen him do that!?
Lil Johnny; No, but I was passing by him and mom's bedroom door the other night and heard him tell mom "Turn out that light so I can eat that thing," THAT's how bad he is!'
Drunk Irishman
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night!. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing!. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face!. He tried to stand one more time; same result!. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up!.
Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face!. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home!. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face!. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom!.
When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up!. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow!.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"What makes you say that!?" he asked, putting on an innocent look!.
"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again!."
Redneck Mirror!.
After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city!. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it!. Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy!."
He bought the 'picture,' but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father!. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it!. Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn!.
One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror!. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly ***** he's runnin' around with!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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They're all brilliant!. Star for you!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bad Daddy - little horny joke xD
Drunk Irishman - this is irony xD
Redneck Mirror - I don't get the joke here - =/Www@Enter-QA@Com
Drunk Irishman - this is irony xD
Redneck Mirror - I don't get the joke here - =/Www@Enter-QA@Com
a really awful joke can make you groan
it can sometimes make you groan for years
possibly until your groan-up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it can sometimes make you groan for years
possibly until your groan-up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
if you look up the word jokes you will find thet it means something funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.sorry to tell you but yours are not!.!.!.!.!.!.!.pathetic comes to mindWww@Enter-QA@Com
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<3 the third!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!. They were great LOL!. Thanks for the laugh and have a star from me!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like the red neck one loool!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad at all!. Better than most that get posted on here!Www@Enter-QA@Com
They are alright, but they are years old!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL ! i like those jokes =] keep it up LOL !
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