Do you think this is a good joke to tell someone who likes cowboy's?!


Question: Do you think this is a good joke to tell someone who likes cowboy's!?
The Young Gunfighter

A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, he recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West!.

The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition!.

'Do you think you could give me some tips!?' he asked!.

The old man looked him up and down and said, 'Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high!. Tie the holster a little lower down on your leg!.'

'Will that make me a better gunfighter!?' asked the young man!.

'Sure will,' replied the old-timer!.

The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player!.

'That's terrific!' said the hot shot!. 'Got any more tips for me!?'

'Yep,' said the old man!. 'Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it!. That will give you a smoother draw!.'

'Will that make me a better gunfighter!?' asked the younger man!.

"You bet it will,' said the old-timer!.

The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cuff link off the piano player!.

'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin' here!. Got any more tips!?'

The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon!. 'See that axle grease over there!? Coat your gun with it!.'

The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun!.

'No,' said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all!.'

'Will that make me a better gunfighter!?' asked the young man!.

'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your butt, and it won't hurt as much!.' Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hahahaha!.!.!. I'm telling that one over again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

I think it's alright but if it was alittle more interesting i would like it!. try it out on someone and if they thank its funny do it some more but do it at school!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was stupidly funny!! i laughed!. !. Www@Enter-QA@Com

stupid worst joke everWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha thats a good one!. I like it:-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Oh gosh, that got a chuckle out of me!. Www@Enter-QA@Com

H*ll Yeah that's a very good one!. lol Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHAHAHAH!.
good one!
sure he'll like it!
or she!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

i wasted all that time for reading that it was worthlessWww@Enter-QA@Com



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