Girls and boys one for you both?!
Question: Girls and boys one for you both!?
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner!.
"Good morning," said the young man!. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners!."
"F*ck off!" said the old lady!. "I haven't got any money" and she tried to close the door!. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open!.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said!. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration!." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet!. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder!."
"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f*cking good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LMAO! HAHAH GREAT JOKE NO8
well worth a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
well worth a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah thats good!.
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist!. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely!. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me!. Can you help me accept my ugliness!?"
"I'm sure I can!." the psychiatrist replied!. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch!."
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A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist!. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely!. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me!. Can you help me accept my ugliness!?"
"I'm sure I can!." the psychiatrist replied!. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch!."
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I've just about p1ssed myself cheered me up no end thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg that was hilarious!
5 star the ending was hilarious!!!
im going to use that on my friends!
Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
5 star the ending was hilarious!!!
im going to use that on my friends!
Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heheh!. Grandma's are so kicka$$ it's insane!. HehehehehWww@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant,you"ve got to swear or its not funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cool!.!.!. I love it, ha ha ha ha ha !.!.!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
yeah it was funny, but to much cussing for my taste sorry :/Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sorry, that joke's older than my gran!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny! we had a power cut this morning!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very very good lmss!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HILARIOUS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wd lmfao very very good
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AHAHAHA!!
LMFAO
HAHA WOW
Funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO
HAHA WOW
Funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol :D I feel bad for the vacuum sales guy!.!.!.
Good joke :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good joke :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
THAT was funny!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That's sick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilarious!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
where do you get them!? another cracker no8!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha! thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
holy horse crap that was hilarious!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
best laugh today!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha! that was funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it!
lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
why do people insist on saying its not a question!!
for god sake its jokes and riddles!!! star awarded for posting the best joke for ages! keep them coming!.!.!.well done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
for god sake its jokes and riddles!!! star awarded for posting the best joke for ages! keep them coming!.!.!.well done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
heh thats really good!.
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i like that!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not aquestion palWww@Enter-QA@Com
one moment, I have to poo !.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com