VERY FUNNY..Check it out!?!
Question: VERY FUNNY!.!.Check it out!!?
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets!. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her!. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub!."
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A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten
million bucks!. His bookkeeper is deaf!. That was the reason he got the job
in the first place!. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear
anything that he might have to testify about in court!.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10
million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language!.
The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the 10 million bucks he
embezzled from me is!?'
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper!. The bookkeeper
signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about!.'
The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about!.'
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and
says, 'Ask him again!'
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don′t tell
him!'
The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!'
The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say!?' The attorney
replies: 'He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger!.'
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million bucks!. His bookkeeper is deaf!. That was the reason he got the job
in the first place!. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear
anything that he might have to testify about in court!.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10
million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language!.
The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the 10 million bucks he
embezzled from me is!?'
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper!. The bookkeeper
signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about!.'
The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about!.'
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and
says, 'Ask him again!'
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don′t tell
him!'
The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!'
The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say!?' The attorney
replies: 'He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger!.'
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