Very funny college joke!!!!!!?!
Question: Very funny college joke!!!!!!!?
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam!. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow!. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion!?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering!. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand!."
Funny! I'd die from a heart attack if that actually happened!.!.and praise the teacher for such an awesome comeback!
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A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion!?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering!. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand!."
Funny! I'd die from a heart attack if that actually happened!.!.and praise the teacher for such an awesome comeback!
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I've heard that one before - it is really funny!! :)
I have a lot of jokes!.!.!.
~Two men are on opposite sides of the earth!. One is walking a tightrope!. The other is getting a ******** by a 90-year-old woman!.
Both get the exact same thought at the exact same time!. "Don't look down!."
~A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around!. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on!. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him!.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable!. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently!."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you!?"
"Yes," she said!. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'!? It would make me feel much better!."
"Sure," answered the young man!. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127!.50!. "How can that be!?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk!.
~A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile!. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go!. I'll grant you any wish you desire!."
The man said, "Okay!. I wish my balls could touch the ground!."
So the crocodile bit his legs off!.
~You might be a redneck if!.!.!.
your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand!.
THIS ONE IS CALLED "INTELLECTUAL BATHROOM GRAFFITI"
~Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors
Your Mother and Father Are of the Same Genetic Background
Mexicans Smell Vaguely of Jalapenos
Last Night You Enjoyed Carnal Pleasures With Your Sister
Your Intelligence Quota is Dubious at Best
For a Moderate Fee I Believe Your Mother Would Fellate Me
You Have Had Intimate Relations With a Person of African Descent and You Shall Never Know the Love of a Caucasian Again!.
You Look Upon Your Dog With Lust
Methinks You Have the Odor of Fecal Matter Upon You
I Partook in Intercourse with Your Sistera€?s Derriere
The Acne on Your Face Spreads Throughout Your Nether Regions
The People of France Know Not the Joys of Deodorant
A Hamster is Superior in Intelligence to Your Mother
For An Evening of Sordid Delights Involving Both Sadism and Masochism, Please Ring Mary at 212!.555!.5555
Ryan Beaugarde is Inadequate in the Ways of Oral Enjoyment
The Heavy Metal Rock Band Entitled Motley Crue is Quite First-Rate
Your Sexually Promiscuous Mother Can Be Found in the Phone Book Under "Whore"
Homosexuals Are Men Who Have Intercourse With Other Men!. If You Participate in Such Activities You Are A Homosexual
Your Fathera€?s Proclivities Lead Him to Engage in Relations with Livestock
President Bush is Missing a Chromosome
The Toilet Upon Which You Currently Sit is Sprayed with a Mixture of Vomit, Feces and Urine!.
Slightly dirty, but hilarious! What did you think!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a lot of jokes!.!.!.
~Two men are on opposite sides of the earth!. One is walking a tightrope!. The other is getting a ******** by a 90-year-old woman!.
Both get the exact same thought at the exact same time!. "Don't look down!."
~A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around!. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on!. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him!.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable!. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently!."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you!?"
"Yes," she said!. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'!? It would make me feel much better!."
"Sure," answered the young man!. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127!.50!. "How can that be!?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk!.
~A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile!. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go!. I'll grant you any wish you desire!."
The man said, "Okay!. I wish my balls could touch the ground!."
So the crocodile bit his legs off!.
~You might be a redneck if!.!.!.
your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand!.
THIS ONE IS CALLED "INTELLECTUAL BATHROOM GRAFFITI"
~Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors
Your Mother and Father Are of the Same Genetic Background
Mexicans Smell Vaguely of Jalapenos
Last Night You Enjoyed Carnal Pleasures With Your Sister
Your Intelligence Quota is Dubious at Best
For a Moderate Fee I Believe Your Mother Would Fellate Me
You Have Had Intimate Relations With a Person of African Descent and You Shall Never Know the Love of a Caucasian Again!.
You Look Upon Your Dog With Lust
Methinks You Have the Odor of Fecal Matter Upon You
I Partook in Intercourse with Your Sistera€?s Derriere
The Acne on Your Face Spreads Throughout Your Nether Regions
The People of France Know Not the Joys of Deodorant
A Hamster is Superior in Intelligence to Your Mother
For An Evening of Sordid Delights Involving Both Sadism and Masochism, Please Ring Mary at 212!.555!.5555
Ryan Beaugarde is Inadequate in the Ways of Oral Enjoyment
The Heavy Metal Rock Band Entitled Motley Crue is Quite First-Rate
Your Sexually Promiscuous Mother Can Be Found in the Phone Book Under "Whore"
Homosexuals Are Men Who Have Intercourse With Other Men!. If You Participate in Such Activities You Are A Homosexual
Your Fathera€?s Proclivities Lead Him to Engage in Relations with Livestock
President Bush is Missing a Chromosome
The Toilet Upon Which You Currently Sit is Sprayed with a Mixture of Vomit, Feces and Urine!.
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