10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.(Your Gonna Lo!
Question: 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations!.(Your Gonna Love This)!?
1!. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here!?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here!.!.
2!. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt!?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia!.!.!.!.!.why don't you try again!.
3!.!. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people!.
Answer:- Why!? Would it rather have been you!?
4!. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is ! the 'Butter Paneer Masala' dish good!?!?
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement!. We occasionally also spit in it!.
5!. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- You've become so big!.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself!.
6!. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good!?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout!.!.!.it's just the money!.
7!. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Sorry!. were you sleeping!?
Answer:- No!. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not!.!.!.!.!. You thought I was sleeping!.!.!.!.you dumb witted moron!.
8!. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut!?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding!.!.!.!.!.!.
9!. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts!?
Answer:- No it won't!. It will just bleed!.
10!. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke!.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle !.!.!.!.!.!.!.it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here!?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here!.!.
2!. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt!?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia!.!.!.!.!.why don't you try again!.
3!.!. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people!.
Answer:- Why!? Would it rather have been you!?
4!. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is ! the 'Butter Paneer Masala' dish good!?!?
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement!. We occasionally also spit in it!.
5!. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- You've become so big!.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself!.
6!. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good!?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout!.!.!.it's just the money!.
7!. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Sorry!. were you sleeping!?
Answer:- No!. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not!.!.!.!.!. You thought I was sleeping!.!.!.!.you dumb witted moron!.
8!. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut!?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding!.!.!.!.!.!.
9!. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts!?
Answer:- No it won't!. It will just bleed!.
10!. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks!.!.!.
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke!.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle !.!.!.!.!.!.!.it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Hancock, after the day I had, I needed your jokes!
I also read the other ones, but did not have time to comment!.
My day started with me and the cat not feeling well, and progressed to:
frozen car doors,
misplaced gloves and water bottle (They both magically re-appeared when no longer needed!.!.!.),
to a spilt bucket of water while cleaning up a mess at work (Which undid all my cleaning-up efforts, and endeared me to other staff, as they burst into waves of tension laughter!.!.!.),
to a lost lunch bag!.!.!. (That food should be delicious tomorrow!)
to several other adventures!.!.!.!.
So when I came home (after 9 pm), your jokes cheered me up!. Judging from your other comments, I think you made 60 people happy today!.
Keep up the good work man!.
And some of the jokes your other commentors made also helped a lot!.
I loved number 4!.!.!. (I used to work in a restaurant when I was young!. Sample query: "Does the soup and crackers come with crackers!?" Heck no! The crackers are $2 extra!.!.!.!. Someone took me seriously on that one!. I wonder why I quit!.!.!.)
And #7: NO! Your call did NOT wake me up! I had to get up the answer the phone!.!.!.!.!. as I always do at 3AM!
Anyhow, I have to go pound my head on a pillow to relieve tension, and maybe sleep!. I'd pound it on the wall, but, I discovered that hurts too much!. Geez, I wonder why!)
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I also read the other ones, but did not have time to comment!.
My day started with me and the cat not feeling well, and progressed to:
frozen car doors,
misplaced gloves and water bottle (They both magically re-appeared when no longer needed!.!.!.),
to a spilt bucket of water while cleaning up a mess at work (Which undid all my cleaning-up efforts, and endeared me to other staff, as they burst into waves of tension laughter!.!.!.),
to a lost lunch bag!.!.!. (That food should be delicious tomorrow!)
to several other adventures!.!.!.!.
So when I came home (after 9 pm), your jokes cheered me up!. Judging from your other comments, I think you made 60 people happy today!.
Keep up the good work man!.
And some of the jokes your other commentors made also helped a lot!.
I loved number 4!.!.!. (I used to work in a restaurant when I was young!. Sample query: "Does the soup and crackers come with crackers!?" Heck no! The crackers are $2 extra!.!.!.!. Someone took me seriously on that one!. I wonder why I quit!.!.!.)
And #7: NO! Your call did NOT wake me up! I had to get up the answer the phone!.!.!.!.!. as I always do at 3AM!
Anyhow, I have to go pound my head on a pillow to relieve tension, and maybe sleep!. I'd pound it on the wall, but, I discovered that hurts too much!. Geez, I wonder why!)
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LOL, i've actually been asked these question time to time, nwo i know what to say back!. lol hilarious yes i did love it!. have a star for making me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
**** you,you almost made me choke on my cookie because i was reading number 3!.8 and 6!.i am just kidding aboute the first partWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! It giggled me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha these are funny !Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. You know #5 and #10, i get asked a lot!! Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love this!!!!!! It was so hilarious! Especially numbers 2, 7, 8 and 9!. I'm still laughing at # 2!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
At times asking stupid questions will definitely get stupid answers!.
Bor Hor Hor !Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bor Hor Hor !Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny lol :D
I especially like the dentist oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
I especially like the dentist oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very amusing!. Made me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I couldn't stop laughing at the 4th one!!! Nice!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha so trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehe!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sweet!. star 4 youWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. thats funny! Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was totally hilarious! a star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Rolf!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.that was hilarious!
!.!.!.!.and yet all so true!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.and yet all so true!.!.!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
HILARIOUS!!!!
thanks i needed a laugh :o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thanks i needed a laugh :o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. My cousin ask a waiter for a hamburger for his order in a Chinese Restaurant!. lol
2!. I asked in a drive-through that I want a hamburger with cheese on in (I did that on purpose) Then the person said " So, wait do you want a cheese burger or a hamburger with cheese on it!." (Duhhh lol)
When people ask me, "Hey, did you cut your hair," every time I get a new hair cut!. I just said, "No, I was wearing a wig before!." ( I find that hilarious to myself)
There were some other stupid Q's that people asked me before and I reply them with a funny A!.
Your 10 jokes were some funny, I should say one of those!. HAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!. I asked in a drive-through that I want a hamburger with cheese on in (I did that on purpose) Then the person said " So, wait do you want a cheese burger or a hamburger with cheese on it!." (Duhhh lol)
When people ask me, "Hey, did you cut your hair," every time I get a new hair cut!. I just said, "No, I was wearing a wig before!." ( I find that hilarious to myself)
There were some other stupid Q's that people asked me before and I reply them with a funny A!.
Your 10 jokes were some funny, I should say one of those!. HAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
I hate youWww@Enter-QA@Com