Help me create a better punch line!?!


Question: Help me create a better punch line!!?
Why does Santa have a garden!?
So he can hoe hoe hoe!

What do you call people who don't like Santa!?
Claus-trophobic!

What Christmas carols do parents like the best!?
Silent Night!

What do snowman eat for breakfast!?
Frosted Flakes!

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Either take one of the above and make a better punch line!.!.!. or give me your favorite winter/holiday joke :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Why was Santa arrested!?

He did ho after ho after ho!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving!?
In the dictionary!

Why is it always cold at Christmas!?
Because it’s in Decemberrrr!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire!?
Frostbite!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why is Santa a considered a pedophile!?
Because he wants your milk and cookies! heheheWww@Enter-QA@Com

What do snowmen eat for breakfast!?
Frosty flakes!. !?!? :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

What do snowman eat for breakfast!?
YOUR MOM

Yeah i'm not much of a joke maker!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha i like the 3rd one down

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Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays!?
At a Ho-ho-tel!

ha ha ha i know that was lame!.
i tried at least right!? :DWww@Enter-QA@Com


Q: What do elves learn in school!?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas!?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get!?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire!?
A: Frostbite!.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed!?
A: Because he had low elf esteem!.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens!?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho!.

Q: Where do polar bears vote!?
A: The North Poll!.

Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper!?
A: Ribbon hood!.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter !?
A: Because it's to far to walk!.

Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas!?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!

Q: What kind of bird can write!?
A: A PENguin!.

Q: How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct!?
A: On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree!.

Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time!?
A: Sandy Claus!

Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas!?
A: Fleece Navidad!

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus!?
A: North Polish!.

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage!?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side!.

Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby!?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus!?
A: Crisp Cringle!.

Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus!?
A: We'll have a boo Christmas without you!.

Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve!?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast!?
A: Snowflakes!.

Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs!. Claus had a child, what would he be called!?
A: A subordinate claus!.

Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace!?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log!.

Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E!?
A: Because the angel had said, "No L!"

Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh!?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve!?
A: Because it " soots " him!

Q: What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney!?
A: Pour Santa flush on him!.

Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel!?
A: Its true !. !. !. Comet cleans sinks!

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus!?
A: Claustrophobic!.

Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!?
A: Because every buck is dear to him!.


Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office!?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!.

Q: Olive!?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas!?
A: It was wound up already!.

Q: What's a good holiday tip!?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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