Funniest reply gets 10 points!?!
Question: Funniest reply gets 10 points!!?
This is like Mad Libs!. It doesn't have to make sense, just be creative =D (I'm bored)
Dear so-n-so,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1)!. I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5)!. I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7)!. I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory!. You should also know that I (10) and (11)!.
(12),
(Your name)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dear so-n-so,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1)!. I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5)!. I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7)!. I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory!. You should also know that I (10) and (11)!.
(12),
(Your name)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Dear Miley Cyrus,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (you suck and you have absolutely no musical talent, seeing as you are simply a superficial teenager)!. I think I realized it (when I heard you trying to sing in Hannah Montanna) (but doing a really crap job) and I saw you (trying to cover your face with that scary Hannah Montanna wig) (and still failing)!. I'm sure you're (slutty) enough to understand (the concept of sucking)!. I'm returning (your soul) to you, but I'll keep (your heart) as a memory!. You should also know that I (killed Nick Jonas) and (your secret stash of condoms)!.
(Hatefully),
Violet Casketbox, sincere hater of mainstream b*****s like you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (you suck and you have absolutely no musical talent, seeing as you are simply a superficial teenager)!. I think I realized it (when I heard you trying to sing in Hannah Montanna) (but doing a really crap job) and I saw you (trying to cover your face with that scary Hannah Montanna wig) (and still failing)!. I'm sure you're (slutty) enough to understand (the concept of sucking)!. I'm returning (your soul) to you, but I'll keep (your heart) as a memory!. You should also know that I (killed Nick Jonas) and (your secret stash of condoms)!.
(Hatefully),
Violet Casketbox, sincere hater of mainstream b*****s like you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dear my best friend,
I don't really know how to tell you this but (i have an undeniable urge to kill you!. I think i realised it (corny) (frittos) and i saw you (get yo lean on) (Eris goddess of chaos recently demoted to goddess of faulty electrical cables)!. Im sure you're (deranged) enough to understand (pretty much everything that goes on in my schitzophrenic mind just as i expect you to)!. Im returning (the car door) to you, but I'll keep (the rest) as a memory!. You should also know that I (have psychopathic tendancies and any later mention of this will lead to your untimley dissapearance) and (that i tend to lie in respone to stupid questions)
(absolutly spiffing to see you again,)
MaxineWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't really know how to tell you this but (i have an undeniable urge to kill you!. I think i realised it (corny) (frittos) and i saw you (get yo lean on) (Eris goddess of chaos recently demoted to goddess of faulty electrical cables)!. Im sure you're (deranged) enough to understand (pretty much everything that goes on in my schitzophrenic mind just as i expect you to)!. Im returning (the car door) to you, but I'll keep (the rest) as a memory!. You should also know that I (have psychopathic tendancies and any later mention of this will lead to your untimley dissapearance) and (that i tend to lie in respone to stupid questions)
(absolutly spiffing to see you again,)
MaxineWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dear Hannah Montana,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (I think you suck)!. I think I realized it (you pretending as Hannah Montana is such a crap work) (and do it because you want to be rich) and I saw you (stealing candies from kids) (and being a robber in the mall)!. I'm sure you're (such a slut) enough to understand (that you're so embarrassing)!. I'm returning (the toilet paper you stole last night) to you, but I'll keep (the money) as a memory!. You should also know that I (was sneaking in you're house last month) and (I also saw you stealing counterfeit money with a butterfly in it)!.
(You're Worst Fan),
(Kim)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (I think you suck)!. I think I realized it (you pretending as Hannah Montana is such a crap work) (and do it because you want to be rich) and I saw you (stealing candies from kids) (and being a robber in the mall)!. I'm sure you're (such a slut) enough to understand (that you're so embarrassing)!. I'm returning (the toilet paper you stole last night) to you, but I'll keep (the money) as a memory!. You should also know that I (was sneaking in you're house last month) and (I also saw you stealing counterfeit money with a butterfly in it)!.
(You're Worst Fan),
(Kim)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dear Micky,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're not real!. I think I realized it 11 years ago when i saw someone in your suit ans i saw you on TV and someone was saying you're not real!. I'm sure you're fake enough to understand this fact!. I'm returning nothing to you, but I'll keep disney channel as a memory!. you should also know that i am writing this for nothing and that you'll never get it so i'll have to give it to someone who believes in you!.
with shallowest regrets,
lizzyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're not real!. I think I realized it 11 years ago when i saw someone in your suit ans i saw you on TV and someone was saying you're not real!. I'm sure you're fake enough to understand this fact!. I'm returning nothing to you, but I'll keep disney channel as a memory!. you should also know that i am writing this for nothing and that you'll never get it so i'll have to give it to someone who believes in you!.
with shallowest regrets,
lizzyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dear Santa,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (I was very bad)!. I think I realized it (when i got rudolph to sneak into your bathroom with me) (to poop) and I saw you (and Mrs Clause) (Showering)!. I'm sure you're (busy) enough to understand (that is a good show)!. I'm returning (rudolph) to you, but I'll keep (the bar of soap you threw at us) as a memory!. You should also know that I (took your toothbrush) and (and used it as toiletpaper)!.
(rocking backin and forth like a crazy lady),
(Kim)
Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (I was very bad)!. I think I realized it (when i got rudolph to sneak into your bathroom with me) (to poop) and I saw you (and Mrs Clause) (Showering)!. I'm sure you're (busy) enough to understand (that is a good show)!. I'm returning (rudolph) to you, but I'll keep (the bar of soap you threw at us) as a memory!. You should also know that I (took your toothbrush) and (and used it as toiletpaper)!.
(rocking backin and forth like a crazy lady),
(Kim)
Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dear so-n-so,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you've been diagnosed with some form of genital wart or warts!. I think I realized it last friday when I saw you in the park!. I'm sure you're experiencing it painfully enough to understand that these things happen!. I'm returning this purse I stole from you while you were passed out, but I'll keep my new pair of lady's underwear as a memory!. You should also know that I am wanted in several states and should probably get yourself tested for hep c!.
Your sweet brick,
the park rapistWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you've been diagnosed with some form of genital wart or warts!. I think I realized it last friday when I saw you in the park!. I'm sure you're experiencing it painfully enough to understand that these things happen!. I'm returning this purse I stole from you while you were passed out, but I'll keep my new pair of lady's underwear as a memory!. You should also know that I am wanted in several states and should probably get yourself tested for hep c!.
Your sweet brick,
the park rapistWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dear my best guy friend ever,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I know you're gay!. I think I realized yesterday when my friends and I saw you shopping in the mall for girls' clothes and checking out the hot guys at the food court!. I'm sure you're smart enough to understand this!. I'm returning all the money I borrowed to you, but I'll keep your credit card as a memory!. You should also know that I told your parents about it and they said it was okay!.
Sincerely supporting you,
Your best friendWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I know you're gay!. I think I realized yesterday when my friends and I saw you shopping in the mall for girls' clothes and checking out the hot guys at the food court!. I'm sure you're smart enough to understand this!. I'm returning all the money I borrowed to you, but I'll keep your credit card as a memory!. You should also know that I told your parents about it and they said it was okay!.
Sincerely supporting you,
Your best friendWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dear Linsey Lohan,
I dont know how to tell you this , but Paris Hilton is my new bff!. I think I realized it at the club last night and i saw you with a bottle of wine!. Im sure you're stupid enough to understand me!. Im returning herbie to you, but ill keep ''6126'' as a memory!. You should also know that i stole your boyfriend and Avril gave me that advice!.
hate,
quackWww@Enter-QA@Com
I dont know how to tell you this , but Paris Hilton is my new bff!. I think I realized it at the club last night and i saw you with a bottle of wine!. Im sure you're stupid enough to understand me!. Im returning herbie to you, but ill keep ''6126'' as a memory!. You should also know that i stole your boyfriend and Avril gave me that advice!.
hate,
quackWww@Enter-QA@Com
Dear Mr!. Shady
I don't really know how to tell you this but mark!. I think I realized it coffee shut and I saw you housing market!. I'm sure you're shifty enough to understand pens!. I'm returning Blast to you, but I'll keep eight as a memory!. You should know that I Knob and Hook!.
Buttons,
SalmaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I don't really know how to tell you this but mark!. I think I realized it coffee shut and I saw you housing market!. I'm sure you're shifty enough to understand pens!. I'm returning Blast to you, but I'll keep eight as a memory!. You should know that I Knob and Hook!.
Buttons,
SalmaWww@Enter-QA@Com
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