Is this a funny joke I can tell an Englishman?!
Question: Is this a funny joke I can tell an Englishman!?
Q: How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age!?
A: Tell him a joke when he is young
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Ok, I am an American and I have a good sense of humour but i don't understand the English culture so I do not understand this joke!. Can anyone explain this for me please!? Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: Tell him a joke when he is young
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Ok, I am an American and I have a good sense of humour but i don't understand the English culture so I do not understand this joke!. Can anyone explain this for me please!? Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
it's just not funny, sorry!!
This is more representative of our humour:
2 nuns in a bath
1st nun says 'where's the soap!?'
2nd nun says 'it does rather, doesn't it!?!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is more representative of our humour:
2 nuns in a bath
1st nun says 'where's the soap!?'
2nd nun says 'it does rather, doesn't it!?!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think the jist of the joke is that an Englishman is so easily pleased and uneducated that a joke told as a child will keep him occupied his whole life!.
It doesn't really work because there is no stereotype of English people being less educated than any others!. Traditionally these types of jokes are told about the Irish in the UK and Poles in the US, although no longer considered funny or relevant!. I would imagine someone has taken an old Irish/Pole joke and replaced with English as it is more politically correct to do so!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
It doesn't really work because there is no stereotype of English people being less educated than any others!. Traditionally these types of jokes are told about the Irish in the UK and Poles in the US, although no longer considered funny or relevant!. I would imagine someone has taken an old Irish/Pole joke and replaced with English as it is more politically correct to do so!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here is a funnier joke!.
An American comes over to England, to stay with his cousin, and asks his cousin to show him some of the top English things!.
First he takes him to tower bridge in London,
The American says, "call that a bridge, back in the US of A, I got a bigga bridge than that over my pond"
Next he takes the American to Wembley Stadium,
The American says "call that a stadium, back in the US of A I got a play area for my kids bigga than that"!.
English man thinks for a minute and hands the American a potato!.
American says "call that a potato, back in the US of A we got potatoes the size of pumpkins"
English man turns round and says
"Yeah but you need them bigger to fit your F****** mouths"Www@Enter-QA@Com
An American comes over to England, to stay with his cousin, and asks his cousin to show him some of the top English things!.
First he takes him to tower bridge in London,
The American says, "call that a bridge, back in the US of A, I got a bigga bridge than that over my pond"
Next he takes the American to Wembley Stadium,
The American says "call that a stadium, back in the US of A I got a play area for my kids bigga than that"!.
English man thinks for a minute and hands the American a potato!.
American says "call that a potato, back in the US of A we got potatoes the size of pumpkins"
English man turns round and says
"Yeah but you need them bigger to fit your F****** mouths"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Steriotyping!.!.!. goes a long way in jokes!. Blondes, Poles, English, Americans, Irish, Sardarjis, Mexicans!.!. anyone is made fun of!.
The people who said obnoxious things above would really enjoy the joke if it was told with another 'nationality' or 'race'!.
Ok, the second nun joke is obvious, 'wears the soap!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The people who said obnoxious things above would really enjoy the joke if it was told with another 'nationality' or 'race'!.
Ok, the second nun joke is obvious, 'wears the soap!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
I could understand the joke if the subject had been American, but not English!. English people have the sharpest wit in the world and are the quickest to understand a joke!. Americans, on the other hand, usually need jokes explained to them!. They don't understand subtle humour either!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm english and get it!.!.
Its implying we english have really crap minds, so wouldn't understand the joke until we we're old!.!.!.
As patriotic as i am, i can still have a laugh, even at Englands' expense!.!.!. that jokes not even funny :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its implying we english have really crap minds, so wouldn't understand the joke until we we're old!.!.!.
As patriotic as i am, i can still have a laugh, even at Englands' expense!.!.!. that jokes not even funny :(Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pip pip!
Who's there!?
Cheerios
Cheerios who!?
Aren't you glad it's a cereal!?
By the way I'm English and I used some of England's stereotype sayings!.
Your joke is ok, it made me smile but not laugh, I don't get the nun joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Cheerios
Cheerios who!?
Aren't you glad it's a cereal!?
By the way I'm English and I used some of England's stereotype sayings!.
Your joke is ok, it made me smile but not laugh, I don't get the nun joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Well, I don't get it but I'm not English or a man!. I am American and guess what!? I don't own a gun!. A bit of British bitterness on here today!. I thought the Cheerios was cute though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Erm maybe he's a bit slow so when you tell him the joke while he is young, he wont get it and then he'll finally understand it when he's old- therefore keeping him happy in his old ageWww@Enter-QA@Com
If you change the " Where's The Soap " to " Wears The Soap " and use your imagination, you will understand the joke!.
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WOW Bullwinkle!.!.!.these British Chaps are ready to tear you a new one!.!.!.
Signed
MILF SUPREME!.!.
Non-Fat
Non-Gun Carrying!.!.!.Tall!.!.Thin AMERICAN!.!.!.Stop Stereotyping People!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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MILF SUPREME!.!.
Non-Fat
Non-Gun Carrying!.!.!.Tall!.!.Thin AMERICAN!.!.!.Stop Stereotyping People!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I think it means that it will take him that long to get the joke you told him!.
A better joke:
Knock, knock!. (Who's there!?) You're an @sshole!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A better joke:
Knock, knock!. (Who's there!?) You're an @sshole!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not that funny to be honest!.
Try another joke that isn't english oriented!. It will still be funny and not insult anyone =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Try another joke that isn't english oriented!. It will still be funny and not insult anyone =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q: How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age!?
A: throw a brick at his headWww@Enter-QA@Com
A: throw a brick at his headWww@Enter-QA@Com
i am english
i don't get it
sorry
btw i love friends Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it
sorry
btw i love friends Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm english and I don't really get it either lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com
i''m in the dark on that one
rough crowd on here todayWww@Enter-QA@Com
rough crowd on here todayWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm English and it makes no sense!.
I can see what's meant to be funny but it just isn't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I can see what's meant to be funny but it just isn't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah you could tell an Englishman!. Just don't be surprised when you punched in the face!. It really isn't funny at all!.
You know what a funny joke is!.!.!.!. AMERICANS!!!! fat faukersWww@Enter-QA@Com
You know what a funny joke is!.!.!.!. AMERICANS!!!! fat faukersWww@Enter-QA@Com
how do you keep an American happy!?
just buy him a few king sized burgers!.!.!.
u fat piece of american SH*T!.!.!. u americans r nothin but fat sh>theads and its almost impossible to find one that doesn't own a gun!.!.!.
FU@K YOU!Www@Enter-QA@Com
just buy him a few king sized burgers!.!.!.
u fat piece of american SH*T!.!.!. u americans r nothin but fat sh>theads and its almost impossible to find one that doesn't own a gun!.!.!.
FU@K YOU!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Don't be suprised when you get punched in the face mayte!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its not even a jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com