Have you heard every variation of the old joke: Why did the chicken cross the ro!
Question: Have you heard every variation of the old joke: Why did the chicken cross the road!?
Subject: Re: Why did the chicken cross the road!?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.
SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but let's not talk about that, let's talk about energy policy, and how gosh darn hard it is for a middle-class hockey mom to manage the budget of the only state in America with a massive surplus, especially while surrounded by countless Russian and Canadian chickens we have to keep an eye on!.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn't about me!.
GEORGE W!. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss something here!?
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BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.
SARAH PALIN: You betcha he crossed the road, but let's not talk about that, let's talk about energy policy, and how gosh darn hard it is for a middle-class hockey mom to manage the budget of the only state in America with a massive surplus, especially while surrounded by countless Russian and Canadian chickens we have to keep an eye on!.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure - right from Day One! - that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn't about me!.
GEORGE W!. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss something here!?
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LOL !.!. Since Colonel Sanders was there too, I want some chicken!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Barack Obama: Because he knew it was time for a chicken who would be willing to reach across to the other side of the road to make change happen!.
Sarah Palin: Because he was a chicken coop outsider who didn't run with the flock, you betcha he was a maverick!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sarah Palin: Because he was a chicken coop outsider who didn't run with the flock, you betcha he was a maverick!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh Moosey baby, you're so full of Bull!. I love it!
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WILL ROGERS!. I never met a chicken I didn't like!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO that was funny!.!. sorry ran out of stars since i am level 1!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun!?
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road!.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken!.!.!.What is your
definition of crossing!?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions!. I am not for it now, and will remain against it!.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white!? We need some black
chickens!.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is
why he wants to cross this road so bad!.!. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the
road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but
we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the
road!.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can
see it in his eyes and the way he walks!.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American!.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road!? Did he cross it with a toad!?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
told!.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain!.!.!. alone!. Www@Enter-QA@Com
COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road!.
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken!.!.!.What is your
definition of crossing!?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken!.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions!. I am not for it now, and will remain against it!.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white!? We need some black
chickens!.
OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is
why he wants to cross this road so bad!.!. So instead of having the chicken
learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm
going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the
road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but
we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the
road!.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can
see it in his eyes and the way he walks!.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American!.
DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road!? Did he cross it with a toad!?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
told!.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain!.!.!. alone!. Www@Enter-QA@Com