What's the funniest thing your little one has ever said?!


Question: What's the funniest thing your little one has ever said!?
My 4 year old son said that the fly in his boxers/underwear is not to "pee through" but it is so his testicles don't get sweaty!.
OMG he killed me with that one!. BTW I am a single mommy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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When my husband and I were explaining the facts of life to my son he was fairly young and when we finished, he said,"Wow, when I grow up I'm gonna get me some of that sex!." We were rolling!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Our family was out fishing, we were on this rickety old boat tie up!.

Hubby was at the most damaged end, and son was next to him on a better part, i was in the middle and our dau was sitting on some rocks on the other end!.

We are all going along and fishing, peaceful, quiet, no gators to be wary of and!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

Hubby caught a fish and son noticed, and said "REEL THE BASTARD IN DAD!!!

Hubby about fell into river, and who could not hold back the laughter, after giving that don't laugh look to hubby!.!.!.!.me!!?!?



NUMBER 2 SCENERIO

We were fishing again, all in our own little areas, watching our son, he would step forward as he cast his line out, well he stepped out in he went, hubby dumped pole, tossed beer and all, bent to get kid out of water and son finally made it up on the bank himself!.!.!.it takes time to realize all this stuff was going on!.

After about LITERALLY 2 seconds our son was up on the bank, a large Alligator swims by, our son see's it and totally starts packing up the truck TO LEAVE!.!.!.!.LOL all the while saying lets go mom, dad!.!.!.let's go, lets go before he eats me, I mean I am out here now!.!.!.!.his little butt stayed in the bed of the truck and would not come out until dad started the truck to leave!.

Guess you had to be there, he said not alot funny, but he was up and ready to go when he saw he was gonna be that gators lunch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

my nephew says funny things all the time!.yesterday we all went 2 the mall!.so my sis picks up this sexy outfit and he like mommy u cant wear that!.she's like y he like its 4 girls!.and she like well mommy is a girl and he like no ur not a girl ur a mommy!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

For some reason my 2 year old always growls and says " i'll eat you" He does it when he is mad and it cracks me up because i have no idea where he learned it from!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

My little 6 year old neice left a CD at my house!. When she got home she called my and said, "don't let your dog eat my cd, or the songs will get stuck in her head"!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com



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