Why women are much smarter!?!
Question: Why women are much smarter!!?
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
raging, violent river!. Needing to get to the other side, the first
man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river!.'
Poof! !.!. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice!.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof! !. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once!.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God,please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof! !. He was turned into a woman!. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge!.
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raging, violent river!. Needing to get to the other side, the first
man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river!.'
Poof! !.!. God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice!.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: 'God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof! !. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once!.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: 'God,please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river'
Poof! !. He was turned into a woman!. She checked the map, hiked one
hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge!.
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Answers:
ahahaha a bit sexist to us guys but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very very good wd
here is one for u
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do!. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway!. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage!. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom!. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach!. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's *** and say, 'How about a *******!?' !.!.!. and she's always sound asleep!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
here is one for u
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do!. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway!. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage!. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom!. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach!. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's *** and say, 'How about a *******!?' !.!.!. and she's always sound asleep!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Surely by becoming a woman his ability to read a map would have vanished!!
Touche!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
Touche!! Www@Enter-QA@Com
to answer the question,they are excellent at male impersonation,i find!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no chance, a woman reading a map!. its impossible i tell ya!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
crap most women can't read a mapWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol - Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why did the feminist cross the road!? Because I ******* told her to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha, excellent and so funny too!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I assume she was not blondeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
o gosh ur were so freakin funny dudeWww@Enter-QA@Com