Why is Santa Clause a woman?!


Question: Why is Santa Clause a woman!?



Even if the male Santa did have reindeer, he would get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions!. Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
According to the article linked below, Santa can't be a man for many reasons, including:

* Men can't pack a bag!.
* Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet!.
* Men would feel their masculinity is threatened !.!.!. having to be seen with all those elves!.
* Men don't answer their mail!.
* Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly!."
* Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them!.
* Having to do the "Ho Ho Ho" thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women!.
* Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

because if there wasn't, santa would be too old and die, no more reproduction!!! jk!.funny thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com



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