What are some funny Yo Mama jokes?!
Question: What are some funny Yo Mama jokes!?
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Yo Mama so dirty, when she went swimming, Exxon was called out to clean up the spill!.
Yo Mama so black, when she gets into the car, the oil light goes on!.
Yo Mama such a ho, she got more clap than an auditorium!.
Yo Mama so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!.
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Yo Mama so black, when she gets into the car, the oil light goes on!.
Yo Mama such a ho, she got more clap than an auditorium!.
Yo Mama so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!.
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Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptised!.
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning!.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies!.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars!.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck!.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras!.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died!.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class!.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!.
Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car!.
Yo mama so dumb she put a peep hole in a glass door!.
Yo mama so dumb she jumped over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Cheerios were donut seeds!.
Yo mama so dumb she tried putting M&M’s in alphabetical order!.
Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!.
Yo mama so dumb she sits on the T!.V!. to watch the couch!.
I typed these up in Word ages ago and when I saw this question I just did copy/paste!. I picked the best ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptised!.
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning!.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies!.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars!.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck!.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras!.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died!.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class!.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper!.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!.
Yo mama so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone!.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car!.
Yo mama so dumb she put a peep hole in a glass door!.
Yo mama so dumb she jumped over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!.
Yo mama so dumb she thought Cheerios were donut seeds!.
Yo mama so dumb she tried putting M&M’s in alphabetical order!.
Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!.
Yo mama so dumb she sits on the T!.V!. to watch the couch!.
I typed these up in Word ages ago and when I saw this question I just did copy/paste!. I picked the best ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here are some cool yo mama jokes:
Your mum is so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!.
Your mum is so dumb, when you asked her to buy you a color tv she asked, "what color!?"
Your mum is so ugly she went to a beauty salon and it took three hours!.!.!.for an estimate!.
Your mum is so fat a picture of her fell off the wall!.
Your mum is so fat at a restaurant when they give her a menu she replies, "yes please!."
Your mum is so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford to pay for her liposuction!.
Your mum is so fat every time she puts an apple in her mouth people try to roast her!.
Your mum is so fat her belt is the size of the equator!.
Your mum is so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!.
Your mum is so fat her clothes have stretch marks!.
Your mum is so fat her high school year book picture was an aerial picture!.
Your mum is so fat her picture takes two frames!.
Your mum is so fat she has her own area code!.
Your mum is so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book!.
Your mum is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets!.
Your mum is so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck!.
Your mum is so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic!.
Your mum is so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones!.
Your mum is so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs!.
Your mum is so fat she went on a seafood diet!.!.!.whenever she saw food she ate it!.
Your mum is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!.
Your mum is so fat when her beeper went off they thought she was backing up!.
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Your mum is so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind!.
Your mum is so dumb, when you asked her to buy you a color tv she asked, "what color!?"
Your mum is so ugly she went to a beauty salon and it took three hours!.!.!.for an estimate!.
Your mum is so fat a picture of her fell off the wall!.
Your mum is so fat at a restaurant when they give her a menu she replies, "yes please!."
Your mum is so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford to pay for her liposuction!.
Your mum is so fat every time she puts an apple in her mouth people try to roast her!.
Your mum is so fat her belt is the size of the equator!.
Your mum is so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!.
Your mum is so fat her clothes have stretch marks!.
Your mum is so fat her high school year book picture was an aerial picture!.
Your mum is so fat her picture takes two frames!.
Your mum is so fat she has her own area code!.
Your mum is so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book!.
Your mum is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets!.
Your mum is so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck!.
Your mum is so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic!.
Your mum is so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones!.
Your mum is so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs!.
Your mum is so fat she went on a seafood diet!.!.!.whenever she saw food she ate it!.
Your mum is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!.
Your mum is so fat when her beeper went off they thought she was backing up!.
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yo mama is so stupid that she says that you are beautiful!.
Yo mama so short that she committed suicide by jumping off of a curb!.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to disneyland there was a sign that said disneyland left, so she went home!.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought that she tried to help the bunnies with times tables!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so short that she committed suicide by jumping off of a curb!.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to disneyland there was a sign that said disneyland left, so she went home!.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought that she tried to help the bunnies with times tables!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha!. Before a wrestling meet we would do these to get angry and pumped up!. Yo mama so
~Fat she saw a school bus and thought it was a twinkie!.
~Ugly Michal Jackson ran away
~Stupid she took a crap and thought it was a ho ho!.
~Funny she laughed herself to death!.
Oh! I just got a website!
Yo mama so old!.!.!.
~I told her to act her age she died
~Her social security is 1
~When she was in school there was no history class
~She has a picture of moses in her yearbook
~Her birth certificate says expired
Grr, too many!. Here is the website!.
http://www!.ahajokes!.com/yo_mama_jokes!.ht!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
~Fat she saw a school bus and thought it was a twinkie!.
~Ugly Michal Jackson ran away
~Stupid she took a crap and thought it was a ho ho!.
~Funny she laughed herself to death!.
Oh! I just got a website!
Yo mama so old!.!.!.
~I told her to act her age she died
~Her social security is 1
~When she was in school there was no history class
~She has a picture of moses in her yearbook
~Her birth certificate says expired
Grr, too many!. Here is the website!.
http://www!.ahajokes!.com/yo_mama_jokes!.ht!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama is so fat that when she goes outside wearing a yellow raincoat people yell TAXI! TAXI!
yo mama is so dumb she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!.
yo mama is so stupid she studies for a blood test!.
yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out!
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yo mama is so dumb she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!.
yo mama is so stupid she studies for a blood test!.
yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out!
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yo mama is so stupid that she yelled into a envelope to send a voicemail!.
yo mama is so fat that when she wore a red dress everyone started to yell "kool aid kool aid"/
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yo mama is so fat that when she wore a red dress everyone started to yell "kool aid kool aid"/
srry thats all i can think of if i can think of more ill tell uWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mamma's soo fat, when she stepped on a scale, her phone # showed up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ask someone this: what does Joe have to say about this!? and they have to say Joe who!? and you say Joemama!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama has more chins than a hong kong phone bookWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamma so nice that when i was sick she told me id get betterWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama's so dumb she called you a son of a b*tchWww@Enter-QA@Com